If you were going to Hell, and could say one thing to God?

cry... and ... cry, i have no idea what i would do... thats why i have to make the best with the time i have now... so i wont go to hell.

@laflux:

you do relize that everbody is pretty much saying the saying the same thing right? why single him out?

You failed.

I couldn't decide, so take your pick

or

Who says Hell is anything like prison? For all you know it could be a paradise for sinners. Besides you don't really know anything about "most people in this".

What everyone says they will be like:

What they really will be like:

True story.

"Can you smell that? I think you trod in something."

"Am I allowed to appeal?"

Dont believe in god, or hell...so, i have nothing to say.

@bushwhacker_: lol...that was funny.

It's just a religious text like many others of other non-abrahamic religions. Considering there is zero evidence to support the veracity of this text over any others and that scientific evidence gives a lot more credence to their being no god. Then condemning anyone for not believing in God or following that religion is proof enough that if such a god exists, he doesn't deserve to be worshiped.

Which one? Jahve (who is/was 99 % a-hole)? Set? Tlaloc? Baldaeg?

Or the one that everybody means?

As for the question asked, whatever pops to my head. That`s what I always do.

"Oops."

Have you ever been laid?

I'd be like "I'm on you! No seriously, can I please go to heaven because I actually believed in you."

*gets sent to hell*

‘Not enough evidence, God! Not enough evidence!'" - Bertrand Russell, one of the most intellectual and brilliant philosopher as well as being a personal hero of mine.

I already went to Hell. When I was twelve, I was thrown there for snuffing his son.

While there, I chilled with Satan for a little while and sipped some margaritas. It was nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.

What 'd I really say: I'm sorry.

What I'd wanna say: i'm just as bad as Hitler I guess.

Un-ban DBZ from Battle Forum. ;p

With tears pouring down my face I say, "I accept that i'm going to Hell, but please.....no butt stuff...."

Or, i'd just be like...

"No Ragrets", and throw up a peace sign to go with my smirk as I fall into Hell

This will be my reactions based on my mood..

1, beg god for another chance..

2.Cry like a baby..

3. Respect his decision and face it like a man..

4,Laugh out of it.

5.Give him the finger

Remember we are talking about the same god that committed mass murder and genocide pretty casually in the Bible. I mean, by his own words he's an immoral capricious blood-thirsty monster. The fact that he's also a total douche and would punish you for not believing when all the evidence in the universe points to him not existing... is pretty much what you'd expect.

It doesnt matter anyway. We all know Zeus is the real one and only God.

You Win, You win...

@bushwhacker_ said:

What everyone says they will be like:

What they really will be like:

True story.

You also win