If you were going to Hell, and could say one thing to God?

If the day of Judgement came and you figured out you were going to hell (For atheist users, let's assume that he's real)

If you could say one thing to God, what would it be

You could ask him a question, plead your case, find out something, etc.

"I knew that if you did exist, you were a complete a*****e!"

*bursts into flames*

I would just ask for him to watch over my loved ones and family , keep them safe, and let them have happy, great, fantastic lives, and allow them to rest happily in paradise when they pass on. Then he can send me down to hell to burn for eternity.

@wolverine08 said:

Can't you at least jump out in style? :p

@tomlikesfries said:

@wolverine08 said:

Can't you at least jump out in style? :p

I was pressed for time man! It was an any means necessary type situation!

@wolverine08 said:

I legitimately lol'd at that lmao

I'd tell him that I trust his judgement, simply ask him why I was going, and embrace my destiny. After all, the Muslim hell is temporary; because God is merciful, I would eventually make it to the kingdom of heaven.

@spideyivydaredevilfan26:

I would tell him to get on his hands and knees and lick the bottom of my bare feet.

"Are you really Morgan Freeman?"

do i get a lawyer?

@wolfrazer: you trying to start somthing arent you?

@lifeofvibe: No?

Nothing, because I'm going to heaven.

Literally ah doubt anyone in here would actually ask God something so negative. But ah know what you're trying to do. Can't fool me.

But anyways...

This guy wins.

I would call him a fart sniffer

Because what is he going to do that is worse than sending me to eternal suffering? :3

Ask some random philosophical questions.

Can you make a object so heavy that you couldn't t lift it? (trolling god)

I honestly don't know what I'd say. Probably "Prove it".

Id say help me

I'm already going to Hell. I'll insult him crudely, and lift a finger.

"Hera was a lot nicer."

I'm pretty sure he got that from Young Justice, unless it's a common "question", because Secret asked that to Spectre Hal lol.

Bet you wouldn't. You'd probably cry and beg for forgiveness once you realize Heaven and Hell is real.. Especially if God let you get a look at what you're about to face for eternity.. You know, torture, burning, unimaginable pain... I seriously doubt anyone in the world after seeing that would casually insult the guy who holds your fate in his hand and give him the finger.. Whether you think he is an asshole or not for punishing you so severely for not worshipping him..

Even in real life there is very few people who can withstand torture and just laugh in his enemies faces as they do horrible things to him. Even if there is people like that they have gone through a lot of hardcore training to withstand such acts. So I doubt you (or anyone here, including me) could just give God the finger and basically say 'Bring it on.'

Come on man.. No reason to act tough.

watch over my friends & family and protect them.

ommg comicvine users are so tough <3 <3 <3

It's hilarious how bad you're putting on a front here. Bushwacker hit the nail on the head, anyone that claims they'd seriously be all "bring it OOONNN!" is lying through their teeth unless they are mentally unstable or masochistic. Extremely few on the planet would ever act that way to being tortured for brief periods of time - that's why torture works and why it's still used. At the prospect of having it done for an eternity, I can't imagine a single sane person not begging on bended knees with eyes full of tears and a running nose.

"Well, that was unexpected. Nonetheless, I urge you to reconsider."

Afterthought: If I'm going to hell, I'll be in good company. To quote a wise man, "Everybody else will be there too."

id apologize for forginess and tell him to look after my mom and grandparents

I'm not going in the first place

So long and thanks for all the fish?

I knew my accordion classes would pay off.

"If I'm going to hell, then that proves you don't deserved to be worshipped"

Kinda weird question.

Well if there was a chance I could go to heaven of course I am jumping on that boat. But I am knowledgable on God's forgiveness ratio, and I am well aware that there won't be that chance.

Wouldnt be any point in saying anything, would there? I mean, he's supposed to be all-knowing and all that.

But, what the heck, it's my chance.

I'd probably say "Wow, you're actually real? You really are a huge a**hole, arent you? You make the universe with all the evidence showing that you dont exist, and then punish people when they dont believe in you? What a dick!"

Ask him where I went wrong and then accept my fate (after asking for one game of rock-paper-scissors)

What if he says "Because you were aware of my existence and instead of worshiping me you decided to follow false gods. I Zeus am the only true God and you will have an eternity in Tartarus to think about it!"?

See you soon, motherf*cker. I'll be running this place before the week's out.

Then I'm bringing the party to you a**-clown.

F*** you.

"Oh well."

I'd also shrug.

Most people in this wouldn't would survive two weeks in prison

:D