If you life was a movie, what would it be rated?

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Personally, my life right now would be rated PG13 due to language, brief nudity, alcohol use, and crude humor.

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PG13.

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#4  Edited By Shinne

I've seen things on my phone... But other than that, I'm pretty sure it would be available for all ages.

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Shit tier movie.

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#8  Edited By TheInsufferable

Well I don't know how true this is, but it's said that you can only use F-Bomb once in a movie with a rating lower than R, and that's if it's not in a sexual context. So if we go by that, 99% of lives are gonna be (at least) R-rated.

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If we're going by British Board of Film Classification standards (because I'm from England) then the rating would be '18'

If we're going by MPAA film ratings then it's one of the three: PG-13 or R or NC-17. I think it would be R

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Probably R.

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I can't imagine how the life of anyone over 12 isn't R rated just for language alone.

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@theinsufferable: On paper, 4 f-bombs are allowed before a movie is rated R. But in practice, it's hard to get away with more than one, and as you said, it has to be without any sexual context.

Also, even one use of mother f-bomb, no matter the context, is an automatic R.

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#13  Edited By jonjizz

it would definitely be available on the deep web only, the things i did in the sims...

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R for language alone, LOL.

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R probably

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#16  Edited By Shinne

R for language alone, LOL.

Damn, I forgot about that.

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My life as a nerd

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As an adult male, definitely R for graphic nudity, strong sexual content, alcohol use and foul language.

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This would get very bad reviews, my life is boring.

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It wouldn't get released.

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@bumpyboo said:

It wouldn't get released.

It's that heavy, hum? You just need the right director then! Maybe the indie ones like Srdjan Spasojevic, Tom Six or Lucio Rojas?

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#24 BumpyBoo  Moderator

@bumpyboo said:

It wouldn't get released.

It's that heavy, hum? You just need the right director then! Maybe the indie ones like Srdjan Spasojevic, Tom Six or Lucio Rojas?

Oooh, good call actually, I would be honoured to have any of those on the project hehe.

I mean...to be fair, the more adult elements you could maybe get away with, there are ways of creatively showing that kind of content without being explicit or crass. But it would be controversial to say the least O_O

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#25  Edited By insomnimaniac

Well I'm a sexually deviant transvestite & there have been A LOT of bizarre erotic solo adventures, more so than with another person so it'd pretty much be gay fetish porn, no man on man stuff, I'm not homosexual but yeah gay fetish porn.

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#26  Edited By mexcomics2078

B-15

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PG

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@bumpyboo said:

@andromeda101 said:

@bumpyboo said:

It wouldn't get released.

It's that heavy, hum? You just need the right director then! Maybe the indie ones like Srdjan Spasojevic, Tom Six or Lucio Rojas?

Oooh, good call actually, I would be honoured to have any of those on the project hehe.

I mean...to be fair, the more adult elements you could maybe get away with, there are ways of creatively showing that kind of content without being explicit or crass. But it would be controversial to say the least O_O

Not to pry here, but the idea of finding directors for the life movie does actually sound interesting. Dibs on Bela Tarr for mine.

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#29 andromeda101  Online

@bumpyboo said:

@andromeda101 said:

@bumpyboo said:

It wouldn't get released.

It's that heavy, hum? You just need the right director then! Maybe the indie ones like Srdjan Spasojevic, Tom Six or Lucio Rojas?

Oooh, good call actually, I would be honoured to have any of those on the project hehe.

I mean...to be fair, the more adult elements you could maybe get away with, there are ways of creatively showing that kind of content without being explicit or crass. But it would be controversial to say the least O_O

Not to pry here, but the idea of finding directors for the life movie does actually sound interesting. Dibs on Bela Tarr for mine.

Agreed.

I want Tarantino for mine, hehe.

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R

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NC-17

Way too many masturbation scenes.

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NC-17

Way too many masturbation scenes.

Cool. ?

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NC-17

Way too many masturbation scenes.

This is probably true for every teenage dude on this site.

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Well I'm a sexually deviant transvestite & there have been A LOT of bizarre erotic solo adventures, more so than with another person so it'd pretty much be gay fetish porn, no man on man stuff, I'm not homosexual but yeah gay fetish porn.

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Anyways, my life is too crazy, so no actor could play me.

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#36  Edited By Catlike

There would be a lot of Key & Peele sort of translator scenes playing out in my head (like the ones on Youtube), along with the Inside Out emote-characters playing out in my head and my family's brains as well. But I'm sure this is true for a lot of people. Also it would definitely be an NC-17 or X rated movie... for fighting to lower the risk of prostate cancer.

Other ratings:

B for boring.

Shoutout to @Wut for the idea.

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A rated because I never fail!

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Rated A for Average

Rated M for Mediocre.

Rated R for Repetitive

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L for lame.

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NC-17

Way too many masturbation scenes.

@wut said:

Rated A for Average

Rated M for Mediocre.

Rated R for Repetitive

@catlike said:

B for boring.

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PG-13, borderline rated R.

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Rated R.

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R since I jack off and say the f word a lot.

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This would get very bad reviews, my life is boring.

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R