Title speaks for itself really. If you don't have a kid, just say something you'd do if you ever did (biological or adopted).
I'll go first:
I'd name them Robin, in memory of the late Robin Williams.
Title speaks for itself really. If you don't have a kid, just say something you'd do if you ever did (biological or adopted).
I'll go first:
I'd name them Robin, in memory of the late Robin Williams.
I'd Named mine Dante Raiden
Then teach him that Batman is supreme and his heralds are Wenjun Chew, Morgan Freeman, Dr, Doom, and Goku.
@jaken7: Make sure it gets sunlight
@jaken7: Make sure it gets sunlight
Ah. Good advice.
*takes notes*
I will name him WolfGang
When he is four i will take him to a secluded forest and leave him there. If he is worthy to be my son, he will return.
If boy: Wade
If girl: Akali
I would name my kid Optimus Batman R2-D2, Son of Potato and Herald of all that is righteous and protector of the Chew Force and it's enlightened followers.
teach him to be a man e.g. do weights, play hard sports, be confidence / teach her to string boys along
I would constantly fret if I`m raising them properly, but since I`m optimistic, get over it pretty quickly.
Love them. Tell `em it`s goddamned okay to be weird.
And install cybernetic lasers to their foreheads.
Naming mine Goku or Blade Jr.
You might as well tell kids to start bullying him.
Naming mine Goku or Blade Jr.
You might as well tell kids to start bullying him.
Nobody ever bullied me or made fun of my name (Blade) so he'd be alright.
If it's a boy i would name him Valcoeur and if it's a girl i would name her Aucibel. I would hug them before school and poke their friends like a weirdo.
I would constantly fret if I`m raising them properly, but since I`m optimistic, get over it pretty quickly.
Love them. Tell `em it`s goddamned okay to be weird.
And install cybernetic lasers to their foreheads.
I would keep them away from you... I dont want them to become weak links.
I'd name my daughter Serenity
and as for my son, my name would have to be in my son's name somewhere.
As for things I'd do, by the time my kids can walk they will be taking martial arts classes, like Tae Kwon do, Mauy Tai, Wing Chun and maybe Akido. They'll also have human anatomy training like pressure points, so basically by age 8 they'll be trained killers, that way if any pedophile or kidnappers comes their way then it won't be a problem
Boys
Girls
By the way, Potter, Jackson and Chase will be there middle names. ^^
@jagernutt: ehe well done good sir ^_^
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