If you ever had a kid...

Title speaks for itself really. If you don't have a kid, just say something you'd do if you ever did (biological or adopted).

I'll go first:

I'd name them Robin, in memory of the late Robin Williams.

I'd Named mine Dante Raiden

Then teach him that Batman is supreme and his heralds are Wenjun Chew, Morgan Freeman, Dr, Doom, and Goku.

I'd make sure to feed it.

I actually don't know what I'd name him/her . I'll need to discuss that with my future wife. But I'd make him/her into the most badass athletic genius he /she can be. That is all.

Maybe even water it.

@jaken7: Make sure it gets sunlight

I'd care for it and love it.

Ah. Good advice.

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I'd name him any of the following if it was a male:

• Garrus
• Thane
• Angel
• Liam
• Wesley
• Austin

Or any of the following if she was female:

• Tali
• Stephanie
• Kasumi
• Buffy
• Willow
• Faith
• Cordelia
• Kate

Long post, but all I could think of putting for this was names, and I wanted to list every name I like.

I will name him WolfGang

When he is four i will take him to a secluded forest and leave him there. If he is worthy to be my son, he will return.

I don't want basic names everyone else has.

So if I had a boy: Egypt Xavier Taylor.

girl: London Samone Taylor.

Naming mine Goku or Blade Jr.

If boy: Wade

If girl: Akali

This thread brings me back to a sad point in my life.

I would name my kid Optimus Batman R2-D2, Son of Potato and Herald of all that is righteous and protector of the Chew Force and it's enlightened followers.

I would be worried.

Ah. Also excellent advice.

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Name them Cal, because naming them Kal is just weird. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll name my son Anakin.

Boys

• Thad
• Chase
• Robbie

Girls

• Jasmin
• Lana
• Cher

And id raise them with Mormon values

teach him to be a man e.g. do weights, play hard sports, be confidence / teach her to string boys along

I like the names Zack and Leah

Watch tons of American Dad so I have a good idea on how to raise my kid/kids.

Name him Kal-El and/or her Jenny.

I'd be a father.

if i had kids

for a boy

Bruce wayne

Dante

Remy

An african name

Girl

Lucy

an african

or name her after my wife

Boy: Connor

Girl: Brynn.

I'd want my kids to have good Celt names.

I would beat him 'till he could fight back.

I might honestly name him Anakin.

I would constantly fret if I`m raising them properly, but since I`m optimistic, get over it pretty quickly.

Love them. Tell `em it`s goddamned okay to be weird.

And install cybernetic lasers to their foreheads.

@rouflex

I don't even wanna think about that right now lol

I'd name one kid Optimus and the other one Megatron. They would be each others mortal enemies

You might as well tell kids to start bullying him.

girl

saria

boy

henroy

Not sure for a boy, but I know I'd name my daughter Ellen.

teach them the ways of the dark side

Nobody ever bullied me or made fun of my name (Blade) so he'd be alright.

If it's a boy i would name him Valcoeur and if it's a girl i would name her Aucibel. I would hug them before school and poke their friends like a weirdo.

I would keep them away from you... I dont want them to become weak links.

I'd name my daughter Serenity

and as for my son, my name would have to be in my son's name somewhere.

As for things I'd do, by the time my kids can walk they will be taking martial arts classes, like Tae Kwon do, Mauy Tai, Wing Chun and maybe Akido. They'll also have human anatomy training like pressure points, so basically by age 8 they'll be trained killers, that way if any pedophile or kidnappers comes their way then it won't be a problem

I will name him/ her Batman regardless of the gender ^_^

Boys

• Harry Potter (Insert Husband's last name)
• Percy Jackson (Insert Husband's last name)
• Kyle

Girls

• Cassandra (Cassie for short)
• Annabeth Chase (Insert Husband's last name here)

By the way, Potter, Jackson and Chase will be there middle names. ^^

Bro, I'd make sure to raise the kid very well. He or she would always be on the list bro, and would get a nice name. Something along the lines of Jesse if it's a male, or Angelina if it's a female, bro.

@claymore1998:

My daughter's are mermaids!!!

:P

Do exactly what my mom did to me so that he ends up exactly like I did. Hehe

@jagernutt: ehe well done good sir ^_^

@claymore1998:

^-^

I'd leave it in a dumpster.

If It's a boy maybe Bryan, ''Bryan Adams''

@rouflex:

My kids don`t need crappy Canadians as friends.

I can't decide between 2 names, Trevor Saint McGoodbody, or David