If you became a zombie, and you still retained your intelligence, but no control over your urges, what would you do?

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Shoot yourself?

Revel in the death and chaos?

Try to find a cure?

Continue using ComicVine?

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I'd eat all of the comic vine moderators/staff and rule comic vine! All hail zombie TnT!

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Eat everyone >:D

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The same ting I try to do every day.

Try and take over the world.

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I would began to work in a funerarium...

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Eat brains like Liv Moore.

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Id save a crazy chick from other zombies, give her shelter, convince her that Im good, make her fall in love with me, save a bunch of humans, team up with them to kill some uglier zombies and hook up with the crazy chick after becoming human again... or whatever he became...

Yeah.. Warm bodies..

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@gbandit said:

Id save a crazy chick from other zombies, give her shelter, convince her that Im good, make her fall in love with me, save a bunch of humans, team up with them to kill some uglier zombies and hook up with the crazy chick after becoming human again... or whatever he became...

Yeah.. Warm bodies..

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@gbandit said:

Id save a crazy chick from other zombies, give her shelter, convince her that Im good, make her fall in love with me, save a bunch of humans, team up with them to kill some uglier zombies and hook up with the crazy chick after becoming human again... or whatever he became...

Yeah.. Warm bodies..

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Stay away from my loved ones.

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#13  Edited By Toratorn

Try to eat animals at first. Keep myself from everyone I know. Maybe start a new cryptid story accidently. Probably make a secret identity ala Punisher, beating up any assholes using my not feeling pain body, cutting off parts of them (but still leave them alive) for snack and calling ambulance and police to the place after that. The result? Crime rate dropped, criminals are too damaged to continue their dirty buisiness but still alive and I am fed enough. After one city is purged enough I move on to another.

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Use my knowledge that I learned from watching Tokyo Ghoul and Hannibal.

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@racob7: Nyeeeehhhhhh........ I'd say you look like "Night of The Living Dead" type of zombie.

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Film a romantic comedy

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Zombie sex

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id sew my mouth shut and be a super hero or villian or both

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Keep slim jims on me at any snappable moment

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I'd eat dead people.

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I would target criminals and bad people to feed my hunger.

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Eat myself.

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#25  Edited By gamejutsu

I would give myself something like a nicotine patch, except it releases supplements into my body. Then, I chill in my mansion forever :P

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Eat my teachers.

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@candle_jack:

Three things (in this order):

  1. Find and wear SWAT caliber body armor (especially the helmet).
  2. Perform my kata to see what level my reaction time is now on (i.e. Am I a "Walking Dead"-style zombie, a "Dawn of the Dead"-style zombie, or a "World War Z"-style zombie). This is critical information for Step 3:
  3. I adopt a Morbius the Living Vampire/Hannibal King style eat the brains of criminals mode of action until I rot so bad I can no longer move. I'd probably start by checking the Sexual Predator list in my town.

Gotta start somewhere, so...

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Kill myself.

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Jump off a cliff or something and kill myself.

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#30  Edited By Heatblaze