I painted my penis black to make it bigger, but it no big

WHY!!!!!

What the hell...?

@xwraith: You heard me!

Your born with it or you arent

@sophia89: I am asking you guys, i originally heard on yahoo answers u can make your peepee bigger by painting it black

@epicbeast3000:

@racob7: I aint tiny, I am like 7 inches. But IT NEED TO BE BIGGER. At least 8 inches.

Amusing.

Over/under on thread being locked? 10 minutes?

@redlantern23: Cool Story bro. TELL IT AGAIN TO your mOMMY HAHAJHAHAHAHAHA

What? No pictures?

@longbowhunter: oh ma gawd, YOU PERVERT. i WAS ASKING A QUESTION. this aint PORN. GO TO PORNHGUB FOR THAT.,

Sometimes I feel as if it's a good idea to go visit the off topic forums - then I see these threads and I remember why I stick to battles.

@thetruebarryallen: Good.