How would you react if you were being charged by a vicious frenzied Pitbull?

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You have mere seconds to decide. What are you gonna do?

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Pray to Khorne for strength and power to defeat such a beast.

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Pray to Khorne for strength and power to defeat such a beast.

So what, just brace for impact & get ready to give 'em hell?

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@insomnimaniac: For the most part. Although, I think I've gained a good enough k/d ratio that I think Khorne can at least give me a few superhuman powers. So hopefully it'll work out.

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"Who's a good boy?!" Prepare for aggressive belly rubbing!! ;)

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Kick it.

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#7  Edited By Bearderby

grab an object near you that is a suitable weapon and go for fatality

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I grew up in the hood. You run plain and simple. Lol

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Give it my non dominant arm, and fight. I'm bigger and stronger, and I'll make that motherf***** remember the day it messed with the wrong animal.

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#10 jonjizz  Online

turn around and fart in its face

that's how you show dominance in the animal kingdom.

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Give it my non dominant arm, and fight. I'm bigger and stronger, and I'll make that motherf***** remember the day it messed with the wrong animal.

This is the best answer yet but not quite the right one.

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Kick it.

I grew up in the hood. You run plain and simple. Lol

Wow! You two are dead for sure, these^ are literally the two worst things you could possibly do in this situation.

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@insomnimaniac: Nah it’s getting ragdolled, especially in the face.

I don't quite understand your meaning but the last thing you'd want to do loose your balance trying to kick a charging dog.

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@rockette said:

"Who's a good boy?!" Prepare for aggressive belly rubbing!! ;)

Naah... sticking with this. ;)

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#17  Edited By the_red_viper  Moderator

Hold out my hand and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Works 100% of the time.

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@insomnimaniac: I wouldn’t lose my balance and I doubt I’d miss.

I take pride in my kicks & had a 60lb Pit come at me at 25mph maybe & he plowed right through it, no results it didn't phase him one bit. Luckily he was just playing, I only kicked him because he was being annoying, charging & jumping into me.

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@insomnimaniac: Poke its eyes?

Oh yeah! If you can manage to do so eye gouging is the best in any fight but it's hard to do against a thrashing animal.

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#21  Edited By KillBilly

If there was no higher ground I could get to that would put me out of the putbull's reach I'd probably try to take off my shirt or sweatshirt and use it as a makeshift garrote to choke it to death. Now, whether or not I'd be able to keep calm and not panic enough to do this while it was charging at me is another question...

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Seconds? The decision was made as soon as he charges. Im putting my glock 40 to work right away.

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Run like hell.

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If there was no higher ground I could get to that would put me out of the putbull's reach I'd probably try to take off my shirt or sweatshirt and use it as a makeshift garrote to choke it to death. Now, whether or not I'd be able to keep calm and not panic enough to do this while it was charging at me is another question...

YES!!! Too many people underestimate what a piece of fabric or leather can be.

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Hold out my hand and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Works 100% of the time.

I love this

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Pump it full of 5.7

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Truth? I'm gonna fight it lol.

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Truth? I'm gonna fight it lol.

For defense or just because you kinda want to?

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Try to choke it out. I'm a pretty strong guy.

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@indomitableregal said:

Truth? I'm gonna fight it lol.

For defense or just because you kinda want to?

Mostly the former...but a bit of the latter lol.

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#33  Edited By adamantine

Climb into a car or truck and kick it in the face of it tries to climb up with me. Then call for help, I own a gun but I'm not going to shoot if I don't have too.

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i usually carry a swiss army knife and some kind of contraption. i throw whatever i've got besides the knife at it as a distraction and book it if it catches me again i pull the knife or if i can climb onto a vehicle and wait for it to get bored

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i usually carry a swiss army knife and some kind of contraption. i throw whatever i've got besides the knife at it as a distraction and book it if it catches me again i pull the knife or if i can climb onto a vehicle and wait for it to get bored

Yup.

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#36  Edited By Wut

Hate to say it, but the easiest way would be to let it bite your non-dominate arm and then strangle it until it passes out when it locks it jaw then call emergency services to have your arm looked at as well as deal with the pitbull. Dealing with a single canine is actually very easy to do as a human, even unarmed, just a matter of being willing to do it.

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@orangevegeta Khorne does not pity the unworthy. To earn his blessing you must slay the beast and offer up its blood and skull only then will there be a chance to gain Mighty Khorne's favor.