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#1 Edited by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio
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#2 Edited by Deadite (25091 posts) - - Show Bio

Explain to it why you will never read the book.

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#3 Posted by GoblinAlGhoul (115 posts) - - Show Bio

QUITE a mediocre... Story!

Muahahahahjajajajaja

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#4 Posted by Nightcraft (364 posts) - - Show Bio

The same way they got the birds outside of my job last year, with a BB gun.

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#5 Posted by ULTRAstarkiller (9120 posts) - - Show Bio

By killing yourself first. That's just what I heard.

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#6 Posted by hart7668 (2334 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm betting a nuclear blast would be sufficient.

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#7 Edited by Drakiel (22 posts) - - Show Bio

You hire a hitman.

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#8 Edited by God_Spawn (40989 posts) - - Show Bio

Obviously with an armada of ninjas, presidents, and pirates with lightsaber guns that shoot smaller lightsaber blades while riding on flaming sharks in space and "Final Countdown" plays in the back.

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#9 Edited by HeckTate (1466 posts) - - Show Bio

You can do it however you want, but the traditional Southern way is to get it drunk, force it to marry your sister, then her nagging and the 8 kids slowly kill it over time.

Trust me, I was in the book.

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#10 Posted by Bierschneeman (4311 posts) - - Show Bio

you don't....its illegal in my state....but the last state I was in....you have to use a shotgun (because rifles are cruel??) take all the shot out, and bake a pie.

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#11 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6518 posts) - - Show Bio

Squirrels.....s..so many squirrels...

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#12 Posted by WarBlade539 (6215 posts) - - Show Bio

@drakiel said:

You hire a hitman.

Bloodmoney reference?

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#13 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

a true comedic genius

an innovator

the likes of which we will never see again

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#14 Posted by PowerHerc (86184 posts) - - Show Bio

BB gun? .22 rifle?

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#15 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (31583 posts) - - Show Bio

you don't.

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#16 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19685 posts) - - Show Bio

With a shotgun!

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#17 Posted by Bruxae (18147 posts) - - Show Bio

I start a bird resistance movement and kill all the filthy humans.

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#18 Posted by rogueshadow (22285 posts) - - Show Bio

More importantly:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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#19 Posted by Aiden Cross (15726 posts) - - Show Bio

Hunger games

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#20 Posted by Pyrogram (45638 posts) - - Show Bio

It's a sin.

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#21 Posted by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

Have a black man convicted of a crime he did not commit.

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#22 Posted by Pyrogram (45638 posts) - - Show Bio
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#23 Edited by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio
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#24 Edited by ownagepants (5012 posts) - - Show Bio

With a very sharp stick.

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#25 Edited by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@thatguywithheadphones: You know, the entire book analogized that the black man was the bird.

yep...and they killed him so the story true name was

How to Kill a Black Man

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#26 Posted by Pyrogram (45638 posts) - - Show Bio

@thatguywithheadphones: He was acquitted (after Atticus would have won the appeal case) just they killed him out of the jail house. Don't condemn the book, that's the entire message.

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#27 Posted by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram said:

@thatguywithheadphones: He was acquitted (after Atticus would have won the appeal case) just they killed him out of the jail house. Don't condemn the book, that's the entire message.

Wasn't condemning it ...just joking.

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#28 Posted by Pyrogram (45638 posts) - - Show Bio

@thatguywithheadphones: Oh right, just loads of people mistake the books meaning and DO condemn it, sorry for not seeing that joke.

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#29 Posted by ownagepants (5012 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: wow that was intense I guess you liked the book.

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#30 Posted by Pyrogram (45638 posts) - - Show Bio
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#31 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6870 posts) - - Show Bio

You eat it

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#32 Posted by Samimista (22297 posts) - - Show Bio
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#33 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (15741 posts) - - Show Bio

Prejudice, racism, and a gun.

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#34 Posted by waezi2 (20216 posts) - - Show Bio

Get the crazy cop from Smosh, that should do the trick.

And I still want to know how Batman harmed Spectre.

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#35 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6870 posts) - - Show Bio

@waezi2 said:

Get the crazy cop from Smosh, that should do the trick.

And I still want to know how Batman harmed Spectre.

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Stop right there!!!!!

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#36 Posted by Drakiel (22 posts) - - Show Bio
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#37 Posted by The Stegman (37275 posts) - - Show Bio

Have Mephisto hit her with an energy blast?

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#38 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

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#39 Posted by Joygirl (21036 posts) - - Show Bio

Rocks

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#40 Edited by Racob7 (9585 posts) - - Show Bio

Voldemort: The same way you kill EVERYTHING!

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#41 Posted by MisterAnderson (517 posts) - - Show Bio

I kill interest in her by letting Al Milgrom draw her. Then, when she's alone? Asphyxiate her with my belly fat and make a pie with four and twenty parts of her. Feed the rest to the dogs.

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#42 Edited by Ostyo (14098 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I know you can rape one if you're Phantom Rider. :P

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#43 Posted by DoctorXander (1512 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill it with fire

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#44 Edited by TifaLockhart (18836 posts) - - Show Bio
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#45 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

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#46 Posted by The_Deathstroker (8096 posts) - - Show Bio

With a Balrog.

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#47 Posted by swordmasterD (2620 posts) - - Show Bio

Obviously with an armada of ninjas, presidents, and pirates with lightsaber guns that shoot smaller lightsaber blades while riding on flaming sharks in space and "Final Countdown" plays in the back.

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I thought it was against the rules to post the best thing ever?

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#48 Posted by Ostyo (14098 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae: Not if we kill you first bird witch!

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#49 Edited by swordmasterD (2620 posts) - - Show Bio

Also how has nobody said:

A stone

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#50 Posted by _Gaff_ (4837 posts) - - Show Bio

More importantly:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

They both stand on there legs.