How DO you kill a Mocking Bird?

Explain to it why you will never read the book.

QUITE a mediocre... Story!

Muahahahahjajajajaja

The same way they got the birds outside of my job last year, with a BB gun.

By killing yourself first. That's just what I heard.

I'm betting a nuclear blast would be sufficient.

You hire a hitman.

Obviously with an armada of ninjas, presidents, and pirates with lightsaber guns that shoot smaller lightsaber blades while riding on flaming sharks in space and "Final Countdown" plays in the back.

You can do it however you want, but the traditional Southern way is to get it drunk, force it to marry your sister, then her nagging and the 8 kids slowly kill it over time.

Trust me, I was in the book.

you don't....its illegal in my state....but the last state I was in....you have to use a shotgun (because rifles are cruel??) take all the shot out, and bake a pie.

Squirrels.....s..so many squirrels...

Bloodmoney reference?

a true comedic genius

an innovator

the likes of which we will never see again

BB gun? .22 rifle?

you don't.

With a shotgun!

I start a bird resistance movement and kill all the filthy humans.

More importantly:

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Hunger games

It's a sin.

Have a black man convicted of a crime he did not commit.

@thatguywithheadphones: You know, the entire book analogized that the black man was the bird.

With a very sharp stick.

yep...and they killed him so the story true name was

How to Kill a Black Man

@thatguywithheadphones: He was acquitted (after Atticus would have won the appeal case) just they killed him out of the jail house. Don't condemn the book, that's the entire message.

Wasn't condemning it ...just joking.

@thatguywithheadphones: Oh right, just loads of people mistake the books meaning and DO condemn it, sorry for not seeing that joke.

@pyrogram: wow that was intense I guess you liked the book.

@ownagepants: It is one of my favorite books :)

You eat it

@russellmania77: I frame the penguin! =O

Prejudice, racism, and a gun.

Get the crazy cop from Smosh, that should do the trick.

And I still want to know how Batman harmed Spectre.

Stop right there!!!!!

No.

Have Mephisto hit her with an energy blast?

Bump

Rocks

Voldemort: The same way you kill EVERYTHING!

I kill interest in her by letting Al Milgrom draw her. Then, when she's alone? Asphyxiate her with my belly fat and make a pie with four and twenty parts of her. Feed the rest to the dogs.

Well, I know you can rape one if you're Phantom Rider. :P

Kill it with fire

@rogueshadow: Poe wrote on both?

Bump

With a Balrog.

I thought it was against the rules to post the best thing ever?

@bruxae: Not if we kill you first bird witch!

Also how has nobody said:

A stone

They both stand on there legs.