How Do You Flirt?

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Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

I use the following :

- The My Penis Grants Wishes: dressed as a genie, I claim that my penis, like a magic lamp, grants wishes if one rubs it hard enough.

- The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I create several fake websites that make me look like an extremely famous and noble person named Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, then trick a girl into seeing the sites and become interested in me.

- The Don't Drink That: I stop a girl from drinking a drink, and then claim that someone slipped something in there, resulting in the guy that I said put something in her drink getting tackled by the bartender.

- The Terminator : Go around naked in the street claiming I come from the future to save the world.

All these and more, courtesy of :

And believe me, they work.

"Wanna do it?"

Depends on the stuff...

Pilasy:La Voix d'un homme

DENNIS system

Demonstrate Value

Engage Physically

Nurturing Dependence

Neglect Emotionally

Inspire Hope

Separate Entirely

"Nice Knife."

@noone301994: ^_^

I have no idea how to flirt, but apparently, according to my siblings, me asking someone how their day is being nice to them is flirting..?

Humor.

And a couple of hours later......

I hit them with my club and drag them into my cave.

I usually smile at them or say hey. I introduce myself if I don't know them and I sometimes give compliments on their appearance. I'm not the flirty type but when I do these, it usually works

I don't know how to.

Never done it ;-;

Lies.

I whip it out, sign it, and give it to her.

I am in the arranged boat, so I don't.

You win a follow. I clicked the thread just to share the playbook moments here, and saw you had already done it :)

The character Single-handed made me feel like watching the show...

@rouflex:

Only the nasty.

I haven't flirted that much. I remember there was this one time when me and my friend were going to the movies. Suddenly, this hot chick (with a great ass) starts walking next to me, and she asks me if I'm going to watch movie "....". I say yes, and instead of continuing the conversation, my balls suddenly dropped. I tried to speak, but it was as if someone had taken my ability to speak away from me. It was just embarassing. I've improved, though. The only thing you really need to do is talk to her for a little bit, give her compliments and be nice to her. After maybe an hour of toying around with her and having fun with her (this is a chick you've never met before), you go in for the kill; you just sit next to her and grab that ass.

LMAO, that's more of sociopathic relationship manual though haha

Bait them with a snarky remark.

When does the switch come in or am I thinking of something completely different? :P