How do you eat pizza

By placing it in my mouth and swallowing.

I take a bite of the front then the crust so I can actually taste something when eating the crust.

@mainjp: should I edit the title to be more specific? “How do you handle pizza when consuming it?”

Like a Ninja Turtle

@truessj: If you want.

@mainjp: I can’t now. But I’ll try to be more specific in the future. Sorry bud.

Simple lift and eat

I always eat the crust first.

@truessj: Wrong forum. Move it over to Off-topic.

@renchamp

Depends on size. If it’s like a domino’s slice it’s a simple lift and eat. If it’s a a large Nrw York. Style Puzza I fold it it.

Pizza is one of the very few things I don't use a fork/spoon for. 99% of the time I can't do without them.

I've seen people use a fork and knife to eat pizza. Always seemed odd to me. I simply lift and eat.

Point and laugh at people who use a fork and knife, like Donald trump

Pizza "street food": lift and eat

Pizza "italian restaurant": fork and knife.

If you use a fork and knife to eat pizza you are a cuck.

Lift and eat for regular pizza. Knife and fork for deep dish.

Actually I do the first and the second, so, I do both..

I just lift it and eat it usually, I also do 1 at times.

...with beer

I use my TK to lift it, then proceed to eat.

There's a ton of different styles of pizza, how you eat is decided by what kind it is.

Lol! Yeah.

Unless it's an NY slice (or size equivalent), I just lift and eat.

Like TMNTs is the only correct answer

One slice one swallow.

Fork and knife a lot lately, though I get spicy buffalo and prefer keeping it off my hands.

Regular. Sometimes I fold if it was drenched in grease and leaks off the sides

You take two slices and and rotate one slice 180 degrees and put it on top of the other slice, so it should go crust, sauce, cheese, toppings x2, cheese, sauce, crust. Unless your pizza has toppings under the cheese, then it’s cheese x2.

Basically turns it into a pizza sandwich, you may be thinking “don’t you think that’s a bit excessive?” In which case... you’d be absolutely right.

Step 1 : Put it in my mouth

Step 2 : Bite a portion

Step 3 : Chew it

Step 4 : Swallow it

Repeat until I run out of pizza to eat or satisfied

You're talented.

I fold it and then I eat it.

I put it in my mouth, chew and then swallow it.

Bwawawha! I know no one who doesn't like pizza! XD

@harbingerofmomz: if it’s thin crust I definitely do a pizza sandwich

@allstarsuperman: it works well with thin crust. Doesn’t work so good with Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust since they take away from the dough of the pizza to buff up the crust around the cheese. You end up with a wonky pizza sandwich, which no one enjoys.

Depends on the size and type of pizza.