How do you die?

Eaten alive by OJ Simpson

Eye gouged by Chucky.

That makes sense, honestly.

This is just an elaborate plan to know our birthdays, isn't it?

Anyways, stomped to death by Pennywise.

Eyes gouged by John Cena. :/

Eyes gouged out by donald trump...

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@life_without_progress: My previous one got locked, instead of your birthday it was your bank details.

Drowned by Aunt May. Hmmm

Eaten alive by leatherface

Beaten to death by Jeff The Killer... :(

@mrmonster: lol same

Asphyxiated by Jigsaw.

My mother skins me alive.

Mine isn’t realistic, I would body Damien Thorne.

Also surprising how many people are July in here.

ot: eyes gouged out by OJ Simpson: I always knew he did it.

Incinerated by Frieza.

incinerated by Pennywise

Frieza gouges my eyes out

Disemboweled by doomsday. That's pretty cool. Wouldn't mind actually dying like that tbh

Drowned by Chucky. I'm not satisfied with that at all.

Who the hell is Paul?

@magian: The titular alien from the movie Paul, presumably.

@theinsufferable: I doubt it seeing as Paul wasn’t known for being violent.

@ourmanuel: The list has Aunt May, you know? She's not exactly the epitome of violence either.

@theinsufferable: you’ve obviously never been chased around by old people with canes.

@ourmanuel: Could be MCU May.

Skinned alive by John Cena.

Huh. What an interesting way for me to go. Not actually revealing how I die of course. That's for the official autopsy.

Drowned by the Candyman.

Beaten to death by Aunt May lol!

Happy belated birthday.

Let's see...

Eye gouged by...Hannibal Lecter! Cool!

What year we on? 2011?

I get skinned alive by donald trump.

Ohh, have actually watched that movie. Most of it anyway. Never got to finish it but I liked the parts I watched.

@magian: Funny, I've "watched" and liked it in a similar way as well.

Disemboweled by Michael Meyers

Stomped to death by Ghostface.

With full knowledge and (probably 3 weeks) prep

Not revealing birthday for personal reasons.

Drowned by Jason Voorhees.

Hahahahahaha. Frieza would never be able to skin me.

Fake. I'm going to die with a rope and gravity.

@mylittlefascist:

Derailmaster derails again

@ourmanuel: How is that even derailing?

@mylittlefascist: I was originally derailing it with insufferable, then you furthered our derailing. Then I did it again by responding to you, and you did it by responding again. Now here I am continuing the cycle again.