How do I kill you?

Post the situation, location, objects in the room and so on... and I kill you from there

No this is how I kill you, I rip you in half, I stomp on your lower torso, claw off your arms, bite off your heart, and incinerate your head with my breath weapon.

Heres how I kill you dreadnaught Bathroom, rubber ducky, sponge, wash cloth, toilet paper, blow-dryer, cement, crazy glue I sneak up behind you in the tub, tieing your mouth shut with a wash cloth and beating you over the head with a sponge soaked in cement, you wake up seeing a rubber ducky with toilet paper tied around it's neck bobbing up and down, getting the toilet paper wetter and wetter, you look up to see a plugged in blow-dryer, dangling, tied up by the toilet paper and ready to drop into the tub, you struggle realising your hands and feet are crazy glued to the tub, the toilet paper tied to the rubber ducky gets wetter and wetter and breaks, dropping the blow dryer into the tub electracuting you to death
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After a long day of World-saving, my friends decide to take me to a local low-key comedy club. You are there too. On stage. Making a complete idiot out of yourself. I laugh so hard, begging you to stop, because you're killing me, until I actually die.
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eganthevile1 says:

"Heres how I kill you dreadnaught Bathroom, rubber ducky, sponge, wash cloth, toilet paper, blow-dryer, cement, crazy glue I sneak up behind you in the tub, tieing your mouth shut with a wash cloth and beating you over the head with a sponge soaked in cement, you wake up seeing a rubber ducky with toilet paper tied around it's neck bobbing up and down, getting the toilet paper wetter and wetter, you look up to see a plugged in blow-dryer, dangling, tied up by the toilet paper and ready to drop into the tub, you struggle realising your hands and feet are crazy glued to the tub, the toilet paper tied to the rubber ducky gets wetter and wetter and breaks, dropping the blow dryer into the tub electracuting you to death
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First off, I'm over 150 feet long, impervious to all but epic level magic weapons and even then they have reduced effect on me, thirdly my scales would deflect any blow you make, thirdly I could sense you coming from a mile. Fourthly I would burn you into a crisp. And fifthly I don't use a bathtub, I bathe in the elemental plane of fire where you would be incinerated.

PhoenixSouvenir says:

"After a long day of World-saving, my friends decide to take me to a local low-key comedy club. You are there too. On stage. Making a complete idiot out of yourself. I laugh so hard, begging you to stop, because you're killing me, until I actually die.
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ROFL LMMFAO

eganthevile1 says:

"Post the situation, location, objects in the room and so on... and I kill you from there"

Please........you wish you could kill me.

Too bad I have my trusty anti-stupidity shield.

ALl my personas would kill you. Omega, he's bigger than a solar system, he makes a noise and you die.

The Spartan says:

"eganthevile1 says:

"Post the situation, location, objects in the room and so on... and I kill you from there"

Please........you wish you could kill me. Too bad I have my trusty anti-stupidity shield."

You own an anti-stupidity shield? wow i never noticed! LOl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_2TRPtKUZg

Ok , i sat down the toilet after enjoying my breakfast then suddenly you pop out with a shotgun and repainted the bathroom walls with my blood and feces.

the end

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The Spartan says:

"eganthevile1 says:

"Post the situation, location, objects in the room and so on... and I kill you from there"

Please........you wish you could kill me. Too bad I have my trusty anti-stupidity shield."

You own an anti-stupidity shield? wow i never noticed! LOl

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With kindness. :-)

Kill Vance Astro?

Whatever they're using at the abattoir nowadays should do it...

booby suffocation........... j/k

in the Kitchen cutting off each of my fingers with a Rusty Butter knife while Solja boy is  in the corner singing his lame songs

top that

DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!!!


(Am I the only one who watches Futurama?)

"DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!!!


(Am I the only one who watches Futurama?)"

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I give my cutest kitty face. At least I get to haunt you forever with that image."

pour water on me and i am literally powerless

here is how i kill you! you are in a bank and i shoot a radiation blast at you and some onnicent people!

By killing me. that's how you kill me. :P

you can't. you have to take a number and wait your turn like everyone else.
speaking of.....53!!! number 53!? your up! lets do this.

By putting a dynamite stick in my sandwich