How did you lose your virginity?

So how did it happen ?

How old were you ?

Where ?

Day, time, hour, etc ?

If before you moved away from home, did your parent or guardian find il out ? If so, how ?

Has it even happened yet ?

I'll go first !

Keep answers clean !

So I was 15.. It was summer break and my girlfriend of 6 months decided she was ready ! It was in my house with parents gone..t (we didn't work out n broke up 6 months later)

My mom asked me if I was a virgin when I was 16 n I don't like to lie to her, so I told the truth.. Lol she clowned me for a week !

Lady parts + man parts.

Perv.

I was 17, I left it on the bus, and when I went back to get it, it was gone. Still haven't found it yet.

@reignmaker:

Shhhhhh only on Tuesdays ! Lol

Good one guys

Chuck Norris.

I f**ked a guy. That's how.

19.

My house.

This is getting scarily specific.

No, no one found out.

Has what even happened yet?

HEHEHE>

When I was ten I fell on a fencepost...

Depends on your definition of virginity. Either 16, or... not 16. Going with 16, it happened in a shed outside of my work, on our 15-minute break. We were caught by a co-worker in the act.

Not many posts can make me legitimately lol, but you sir, are a winner.

Prison rape when I was 18.

Not going to say if I was the giver or the receiver.

Hasn't even happened yet.

I was 16....we started to touch each other...

Still a better love story than Twilight

What is the point of posting this on comic-vine? Comic-vine isn't the site for sexually aroused individuals, this site is not about that.

@tjsh96: it isn't? Darn.

Is this appropriate even?

When I was 5 and my uncle babysit me.

At 14 i ran away & joined the local circus.I used to help setting up the stage etc etc But Instead of being payed for my hard labour with $$$ the circus Master would send the Bearded Lady & the siamese twins to pay me in Love.

Happy Days ;)

Oh my.......

I don't believe in affectionate physical contact until Marriage........

right @lykopis?

If that's a joke, then you've just out-gunned me. Bravo good lady =D.

Dolphin rape.......

I left it at the laundry mat with my purse.

oh....

I am surprised this hasn't gotten locked yet

It won't be for long.

She drugged me

I had sex. It was good. I like sex.

Some girl asked if wanted hot coffee

Well, first the penis enters the vagina. Then, a whole lot of jerky motion--kind of like a seizure--occurs. And then, had it not been for a latex barricade provided by the good people at Trojan, the penis would have ejaculated into the afore-mentioned v (not for vendetta), and fertilized the waiting egg to give everyone's parents' a breakfast surprise. Because that rubber was there, it just resulted in a traumatic disposal story more horrid than the actual event. I was 15 the first time I had sex with someone with lady parts, and 16 or 17 with a boy person. Now, I just drink lots of water.

I heard nothing about a big white bird....

@pyrogram said:

Hey! Non-virgins only.

@wildvine, I do not condone beastiality. Storks are only good for bringing me Vlassic pickles for sandwiches.

Pickles for......

I refuse to say how old I was. But for me, my sister's roommate and I had been getting close for a few months, but I never sensed any attraction from here. So, then on New Year's, she got drunk, and came on to me really strong. Being the gentleman I am, I turned her down, not wanting to be a drunken mistake, since she was my friends and all. So, about a week later, she calls me to go out with her and her friends. She proceeded to by me drink after drink, hoping if I was drunk, I would give in(She didn't have to try. I had already made my decision as soon as she had called me). We got home, and I put her to bed, and went to get her some water(she had been drinking and I wanted to keep her from having a hangover), and when I came back, she had gotten nude, and said I looked like I was cold(I was wearing a 3 piece suit lol) and to come get under the covers. Next thing I know, the deed was being done. Lasted about 6 hours. It was crazy

@wildvine: Sandwiches, you evil harlot! Just sandwiches! lol Also, Superman armwrestling with Green Lantern in a "how did you lose your virginity" thread seems vaguely metaphorical of self-love. It's okay, @pyrogram. There's a reason Hal Jordan has never been bothered by bastard children or STDs. I mean, he's as narcissistic as Tony Stark, so masturbation--especially in light of Carol's Star Sapphire/Predator-iness-- is tots logical to ensure he gets affection from someone he loves.

@wildvine said:

@pyrogram said:

Hey! Non-virgins only.

I'm sorry I'll leave >.

@wildvine said:

@pyrogram said:

Hey! Non-virgins only.

grrr

Oh I'm sure.....

Ask your mom

jill sandwiches. oh yeah.

In my car, at 2ham i was 15 and she was 17. My parents find out because she was my girlfriend. My dad was happy for me but my mother thought i was too young for this.

@captainamerica119:

To be real.. Me either ! Lol

@wildvine D'oh!

Fell on a fence post.