I never have how about you?
Have you ever prank called some one?
@Renee said:
No as much now but I used to do that with my friends a lot haha.
brings back memories...I remember those days...lol i was young though.
No but I've listened to the Jerky Boys do it.
@Renee said:
No as much now but I used to do that with my friends a lot haha.
Was that you calling my bar asking for Seymore Butts?!
The summer after fifth grade my cousin, Darius, who was in the sixth grade, prank called a white girl in my class, who was pretty popular, and pretended to be me. He went on about picking her up with his skateboard and getting a burger at Mickey Ds and playing in the kiddie playground. Anyway, when my sixth grade year started all the white girls would give me funny looks down the hall because she told all her friends about "my" awkward phone call to her over the summer.
No, but I'm usually there when my friend does.
Too bad there's a think called Call I.D., and *69 nowadays.
Yeah in middle school. Me my bro and my cuz called a bunch of people and asked them if they sold or bought drugs.
Once prank called some one pretending to be a n angry black lady. Scream on some one about playing on my phone.
I got prank calls when I worked Electronics, but they hardly ever worked out in their favor. This guy was a real treat.
Me: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart, where we help you save money and live better. How may I direct your call?
Him: Yeah, I just came into your store and needed to use the bathroom and then someone locked me in.
Me: We don't open the bathrooms till seven, sir.
Him: Are you going to get someone to unlock them?
Me: Sir, if you hold on one moment I can get one of maintenance to unlock the bathroom. As soon as Hugo finishes his sandwich, I'll send him your way.
Him: Thank y---
Me: Thank you, please hold.
-click-
Me: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart, where we help you save money and live better. How may I direct your call?
Him: You ****ing hung up on me.
Me: I get clumsy when I'm taking my insulin, sir.
Him: Oh. Are you going to call them to unlock the bathrooms or what?
Me: Well, I could get the manager to unlock the bathroom but she's eating a snak pak.
Him: Whe---
Me: Thank you, please hold.
-click-
Me: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart, where we help you save money and live better. How may I direct your call?
His friend: Hey, my friend called me and he says he's locked in the bathroom.
Me: I'm well aware, sir. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to break.
-click-
Me: Thank you for calling Wal-Mart, where values are king.
Him: Look, I've been sitting here for two hours and no one came! The bathroom smells like **** and I'm going to pass out!
Me: Sir, I'm at a loss for words. Drastic times call for tragic measures: have you tried unlocking the door from the inside?
Him: What? Are you stupid?
Me: You are aware that the doors only lock from the inside, using a simple locking mechanism?
Him: Oh, yeah. I tried and it's all slippery!
Me: Sir, have you tried tapping on the door for ten minutes?
Him: Man, I've been pounding on the damned door!
Me: Sir! Have you tried taking off your pants and neatly sliding them under the door?
Him: What the ****?
Me: Sir! Have you tried tying your shirt into an indecent knot, exposing your chiseled midsection?
Him: **** you!
Me: Sir!
Him: What?
Me: Do you think I'm pretty?
-click-
@sesquipedalophobe: I would like to imagine there is a man still trapped in a forgotten Wal-Mart bathroom somewhere lol.
@sesquipedalophobe: LMAO
No, I've never prank called anyone. Although someone did call me at my job asking if we sell chili. I sighed, said this is a shoe store, then hung up.
@sesquipedalophobe: If it wasn't so late at the time and I was in the mood, I would've done something like that. He caught me off guard and I was sleepy, lol.
Yes a long time ago I did. I Don't remember the exact premise but I remember it had something to do with ordering something from an adult themed shop.
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