Have you ever done something illegal?

U a Fed?

No

I work for the KGB.

I forgot to mention i occasionally work for the CIA as well, sometimes the FSB as well.

I have jaywalked

If you added all of it up throughout my life I'd probably get a year in prison.

Eh, apart from the small things people usually do like speeding, no.

I have done so on accident, never intentionally.

I stole candy and yugioh cards. Don't give in to peer pressure

Was gonna say your mom

but I don't want to disrespect you officer

Nothing I'll ever tell anyone about. Part of me regrets doing it but at the time I thought it was necessary. I'm still on the fence most days. It was over 20 years ago though.

I robbed a couple million banks. I also stole some top secret Area 51 files and will bomb the world with extinction level bombs soon

Fed

Mystery man :0

I drove over the speed limit -__-

Besides drugs or murder for pay. No.

I used to shoplift sometimes back in highschool. It was mostly to show off to friends, though, hence why I haven't done it since then. So stupid... Thankfully never got caught.

A few times, yeah.

I was a bit of a schemer back in the g.

I've entered a name into a website that not my real name. And I have cleared my browsing history because the browser was getting slow.

I stole a gallon a milk once. In my defense, they guy made it waaay too easy.

My girlfriend.

List of some of my crimes.......

1. Aardvark fraud
2. Illegal uses of a rubber chicken
3. White guilt slavery
4. Outdoor bribery and corruption
5. Underground geriatric pregnancy
6. Operating an aircraft carrier on air duster
7. Bootleg nuns
8. Middle age pornography
9. Having a license with out a license
10. and crying after sex

Yes I have.

Yes, quite a few

Yeah, as its consequence I have to live with the burden of guilt my whole life.

I tried (and failed at) shoplifting trading cards from a grocery store when I was 11.

I now work for the same chain.

Uhmmm yar har har?

>Stole a ps1 game from a relative

>Jaywalked

Pretty much those, haven't given into my murderous instincts yet

A snitch drug dealer gave me 10 grams of weed a couple of hours before my 18th birthday as a "gift" then a couple minutes after midnight there was conveniently a cop waiting on my street to give me a random shakedown on my way home.

The Texas legal system likes to screw your life up ASAP. Get 'em in the system of no return while their young by any means necessary.

Other than that just a bunch of Public Intoxication's. I've never driven in my life so no DUI's at least.

Used to murder people but it's under control now....sorta

@handyjayjr: what a coincidence, pal. Didja get a night at the station or something?

Hell no I did almost a year for that shit after violating the 3 years probation they gave me.

The concept of jaywalking being a crime is ludicrous, I don't think I ever cross on green unless I get lucky.

@handyjayjr: dayum that sucks. Remind me not to screw up in Texas :/

A few things. But it’s not something I go around saying I’ve done.

Nothing major.

Some casual fraud and corruption once in a while.

I mean, we've all done small illegal things, like jaywalking or driving over the speed limit. But no, I've never committed a serious crime.

Rapist? Child molester? Murder?

You don't exactly paint a great picture when your all "Yeah I've done some things but I ain't tellin'."

Yes.

I stole a small chocolate bar and ate it in a second in my godmother's shop before she noticed.

Lol. I hate memories.

@handyjayjr: rather a large jump don’t you think? But none of those if you must know.

Uh, I think I once assumed someone's gender on CV too.

Better safe than sorry when it comes to the unknown.

Many professors believe that over 70% of people have done something that could incarcerate them. Viewing pirated movies could put everyone here in jail. I bet everyone here has done that. I study/major in criminal justice.