If so, what was it and how serious was it?
List of some of my crimes.......
- Aardvark fraud
- Illegal uses of a rubber chicken
- White guilt slavery
- Outdoor bribery and corruption
- Underground geriatric pregnancy
- Operating an aircraft carrier on air duster
- Bootleg nuns
- Middle age pornography
- Having a license with out a license
- and crying after sex
A snitch drug dealer gave me 10 grams of weed a couple of hours before my 18th birthday as a "gift" then a couple minutes after midnight there was conveniently a cop waiting on my street to give me a random shakedown on my way home.
The Texas legal system likes to screw your life up ASAP. Get 'em in the system of no return while their young by any means necessary.
Other than that just a bunch of Public Intoxication's. I've never driven in my life so no DUI's at least.
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