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Posted by deactivated-5b2121a0a9a00 (10000 posts) 1 year, 6 months ago

Poll: Have you ever done something illegal? (90 votes)

Yes 84%
No 14%

If so, what was it and how serious was it?

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#1 Posted by deactivated-5a39421825b35 (2981 posts) - - Show Bio

U a Fed?

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#2 Posted by Chris-Sama (3624 posts) - - Show Bio
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#6 Posted by deactivated-5b59f8ae5ebaf (2019 posts) - - Show Bio
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#7 Posted by KanyeCosby (7174 posts) - - Show Bio

I have jaywalked

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#8 Edited by Jonez_ (11445 posts) - - Show Bio

If you added all of it up throughout my life I'd probably get a year in prison.

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#9 Posted by Ready_4_Madness (16506 posts) - - Show Bio

Fed

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#10 Posted by ParagonNate (4637 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh, apart from the small things people usually do like speeding, no.

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#11 Edited by Cable_Extreme (16791 posts) - - Show Bio

I have done so on accident, never intentionally.

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#12 Edited by Shadowwaker (2495 posts) - - Show Bio

I stole candy and yugioh cards. Don't give in to peer pressure

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#13 Posted by jashugan (6625 posts) - - Show Bio

Was gonna say your mom

but I don't want to disrespect you officer

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#14 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18324 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing I'll ever tell anyone about. Part of me regrets doing it but at the time I thought it was necessary. I'm still on the fence most days. It was over 20 years ago though.

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#15 Edited by deactivated-5b0ff1f569a57 (4213 posts) - - Show Bio

I robbed a couple million banks. I also stole some top secret Area 51 files and will bomb the world with extinction level bombs soon

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#16 Posted by jball834 (273 posts) - - Show Bio

Fed

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#17 Posted by The_Hajduk (6303 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing I'll ever tell anyone about. Part of me regrets doing it but at the time I thought it was necessary. I'm still on the fence most days. It was over 20 years ago though.

Mystery man :0

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#18 Posted by Necromancer76 (3783 posts) - - Show Bio

I drove over the speed limit -__-

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#19 Posted by Warlockmage (9287 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by Kingyang (846 posts) - - Show Bio

Besides drugs or murder for pay. No.

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#21 Posted by echostarlord117 (5616 posts) - - Show Bio

I used to shoplift sometimes back in highschool. It was mostly to show off to friends, though, hence why I haven't done it since then. So stupid... Thankfully never got caught.

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#22 Posted by Pharoh_Atem (44282 posts) - - Show Bio

A few times, yeah.

I was a bit of a schemer back in the g.

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#23 Posted by Thekillerklok (10052 posts) - - Show Bio

I've entered a name into a website that not my real name. And I have cleared my browsing history because the browser was getting slow.

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#24 Edited by Brainiactic (265 posts) - - Show Bio

I stole a gallon a milk once. In my defense, they guy made it waaay too easy.

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#25 Posted by deactivated-5a13797b4eb42 (176 posts) - - Show Bio

My girlfriend.

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#26 Edited by judasnixon (12663 posts) - - Show Bio
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List of some of my crimes.......

  1. Aardvark fraud
  2. Illegal uses of a rubber chicken
  3. White guilt slavery
  4. Outdoor bribery and corruption
  5. Underground geriatric pregnancy
  6. Operating an aircraft carrier on air duster
  7. Bootleg nuns
  8. Middle age pornography
  9. Having a license with out a license
  10. and crying after sex
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#27 Posted by deactivated-5b2dd32201ad6 (2795 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes I have.

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#28 Posted by GIliad_ (6654 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, quite a few

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#29 Edited by MightyKalEl (2209 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, as its consequence I have to live with the burden of guilt my whole life.

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#30 Edited by deactivated-5c901e667a76c (36557 posts) - - Show Bio

I tried (and failed at) shoplifting trading cards from a grocery store when I was 11.

I now work for the same chain.

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#31 Posted by scavengerFist (1935 posts) - - Show Bio

Uhmmm yar har har?

>Stole a ps1 game from a relative

>Jaywalked

Pretty much those, haven't given into my murderous instincts yet

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#32 Edited by deactivated-5a39421825b35 (2981 posts) - - Show Bio

A snitch drug dealer gave me 10 grams of weed a couple of hours before my 18th birthday as a "gift" then a couple minutes after midnight there was conveniently a cop waiting on my street to give me a random shakedown on my way home.

The Texas legal system likes to screw your life up ASAP. Get 'em in the system of no return while their young by any means necessary.

Other than that just a bunch of Public Intoxication's. I've never driven in my life so no DUI's at least.

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#33 Posted by MarvelandDCfan24 (7526 posts) - - Show Bio

Used to murder people but it's under control now....sorta

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#34 Posted by scavengerFist (1935 posts) - - Show Bio

@handyjayjr: what a coincidence, pal. Didja get a night at the station or something?

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#35 Posted by deactivated-5a39421825b35 (2981 posts) - - Show Bio

@handyjayjr: what a coincidence, pal. Didja get a night at the station or something?

Hell no I did almost a year for that shit after violating the 3 years probation they gave me.

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#36 Posted by GIliad_ (6654 posts) - - Show Bio

The concept of jaywalking being a crime is ludicrous, I don't think I ever cross on green unless I get lucky.

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#37 Edited by scavengerFist (1935 posts) - - Show Bio

@handyjayjr: dayum that sucks. Remind me not to screw up in Texas :/

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#38 Posted by Redxiii18881990 (1574 posts) - - Show Bio

A few things. But it’s not something I go around saying I’ve done.

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#39 Posted by MainJP (6120 posts) - - Show Bio

Nothing major.

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#40 Posted by deactivated-5b60e98a8eb99 (11593 posts) - - Show Bio

Some casual fraud and corruption once in a while.

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#41 Posted by mrmonster (15543 posts) - - Show Bio

I mean, we've all done small illegal things, like jaywalking or driving over the speed limit. But no, I've never committed a serious crime.

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#42 Edited by deactivated-5a39421825b35 (2981 posts) - - Show Bio

@redxiii18881990 said:

A few things. But it’s not something I go around saying I’ve done.

Rapist? Child molester? Murder?

You don't exactly paint a great picture when your all "Yeah I've done some things but I ain't tellin'."

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#43 Posted by Straight-Fire (27320 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes.

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#44 Edited by ANTHP2000 (27725 posts) - - Show Bio

I stole a small chocolate bar and ate it in a second in my godmother's shop before she noticed.

Lol. I hate memories.

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#46 Posted by Redxiii18881990 (1574 posts) - - Show Bio

@handyjayjr: rather a large jump don’t you think? But none of those if you must know.

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#48 Posted by ANTHP2000 (27725 posts) - - Show Bio

Uh, I think I once assumed someone's gender on CV too.

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#49 Posted by deactivated-5a39421825b35 (2981 posts) - - Show Bio

@handyjayjr: rather a large jump don’t you think? But none of those if you must know.

Better safe than sorry when it comes to the unknown.

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#50 Posted by Superhero24 (4766 posts) - - Show Bio

Many professors believe that over 70% of people have done something that could incarcerate them. Viewing pirated movies could put everyone here in jail. I bet everyone here has done that. I study/major in criminal justice.