I was arrested for putting itching powder in the office chairs of our town council. The town mayor was going to deliver a speech that day. You should have seen him squirming up on the stage. At one point people thought he was trying to dance like elvis. I was doubled over laughing, my stomach hurt for two weeks afterward from laughing so hard. He had to stop his speech half way through. Anyway they ended up viewing the security recordings and found out it was me who did it. I was arrested and held overnight for questioning the following day. The cops were laughing as they questioned me. I got a fine in the end and I was lucky not to get sued.
A lot of drunk in public arrests but they were all in towns where random shake downs are the norm so I wasn't actually doing anything disorderly, I just happen to get harassed a lot by police in certain places.
I jumped the fence to a hotel once and went for a swim in the hotels pool with a couple of girls, the cops got called for "trespassing" I ended up running but I didn't get that far because the city sent the fastest mofo they had and he ran me down quick.
Not for a crime, but I was handcuffed and tossed in the back of a state trooper vehicle when I had my incident with suicide. I don't know if that counts though.
I've never been arrested but I was charged with assault when I was a minor. I also had to do community service for accidently causing a fire in an abandoned building.
I have never been arrested but when I was a medical student in Bulgaria the police kept stopping me on my way to studies to check my identification and passport for not much reason...they might've been judging me by my colour or something
The night before the Melbourne Cup (which is a huge horse race in Australia with the most betting of any day of the year) I went around and super glued all the door keyholes of every TAB and Pub in 5 suburbs. People couldn't put their bets on because they couldn't open their doors. I think the locksmith deserves the money more than the betting commission.
Anyway I was caught on camera and taken in for questioning. They couldn't prove it was me. I super glued the police station locks that night
I was arrested for putting itching powder in the office chairs of our town council. The town mayor was going to deliver a speech that day. You should have seen him squirming up on the stage. At one point people thought he was trying to dance like elvis. I was doubled over laughing, my stomach hurt for two weeks afterward from laughing so hard. He had to stop his speech half way through. Anyway they ended up viewing the security recordings and found out it was me who did it. I was arrested and held overnight for questioning the following day. The cops were laughing as they questioned me. I got a fine in the end and I was lucky not to get sued.
The night before the Melbourne Cup (which is a huge horse race in Australia with the most betting of any day of the year) I went around and super glued all the door keyholes of every TAB and Pub in 5 suburbs. People couldn't put their bets on because they couldn't open their doors. I think the locksmith deserves the money more than the betting commission.
Anyway I was caught on camera and taken in for questioning. They couldn't prove it was me. I super glued the police station locks that night
Several friends and I trashed a convenient store after the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Victory, the owner got mad so he called the police. Since there was like 13 of us, my friend Dom yelled to scatter and we went all over the place. They only caught two of us but I remember the police trying to chase me, thankfully I knew the twists and curves of those neighborhoods and I escaped, I also remember yelling a huge FU at the police.
8 Months later, I was walking on the sidewalk, and the police pull up, saying "Were you robbing a convenient store 8 months ago? You match a description." And I was like "You're talking about my cousin, who now lives in Kansas City, he talks about that night alot." So the police left while I laughed myself all the way home.
Several friends and I trashed a convenient store after the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Victory, the owner got mad so he called the police. Since there was like 13 of us, my friend Dom yelled to scatter and we went all over the place. They only caught two of us but I remember the police trying to chase me, thankfully I knew the twists and curves of those neighborhoods and I escaped, I also remember yelling a huge FU at the police.
8 Months later, I was walking on the sidewalk, and the police pull up, saying "Were you robbing a convenient store 8 months ago? You match a description." And I was like "You're talking about my cousin, who now lives in Kansas City, he talks about that night alot." So the police left while I laughed myself all the way home.
plot twist: you actually have a cousin who looks just like you and he got arrested
Several friends and I trashed a convenient store after the Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Victory, the owner got mad so he called the police. Since there was like 13 of us, my friend Dom yelled to scatter and we went all over the place. They only caught two of us but I remember the police trying to chase me, thankfully I knew the twists and curves of those neighborhoods and I escaped, I also remember yelling a huge FU at the police.
8 Months later, I was walking on the sidewalk, and the police pull up, saying "Were you robbing a convenient store 8 months ago? You match a description." And I was like "You're talking about my cousin, who now lives in Kansas City, he talks about that night alot." So the police left while I laughed myself all the way home.
plot twist: you actually have a cousin who looks just like you and he got arrested
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