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#1 Posted by removekebab (3783 posts) - - Show Bio
  1. Post current body
  2. How long you have been lifting
  3. Take 4 scoops and leave humanity behind
  4. All hail our natty king Scooby(pic below is him)
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Enjoy brahs

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#2 Posted by Soaring (666 posts) - - Show Bio

There's nothing natty about that hat

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#4 Edited by Perethorn (6289 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm 9 years old

I weight 100 lbs

I can bench 700 and squat 1000

I started lifting yesterday

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#5 Posted by echostarlord117 (5526 posts) - - Show Bio

I bench /&$-. pounds. I'm not joking.

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#6 Edited by jumpstart55 (11025 posts) - - Show Bio

I,m 36

I,m 5 foot 8 and weigh 265 pounds and am 6% Body Fat..I,m a ticking time bomb of hgh,anabolic steroids,HGH, synthol, Bull balls, waiting to explode. Ive also won Mr Olympia about 3 times.

I can bech 750 pounds and deadlift 934 pounds.

I've been lifting for two decades.

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#8 Posted by jumpstart55 (11025 posts) - - Show Bio

@jumpstart55: are you Phil Heath? :o

lmao everything sounds about right accept for those weight lifting stats..Phill Heath cant lift anywhere close to that much weight..Hes very unimpressive in the weight room.

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#9 Posted by Soaring (666 posts) - - Show Bio
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@jumpstart55

Bulls balls is so last week

Phone Charlie Sheen and get some wolf blood

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#10 Posted by AlexTheBoss (16357 posts) - - Show Bio
I'm a super saiyan.
I'm a super saiyan.
Picture quality sucks though.
Picture quality sucks though.

I'm a rebel so I'm actually going to do it right, lol.

I've been lifting for 4 years.

And I'm almost as natty as Rich Piana.

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How long have I been lifting? That is a difficult question. For you see, my quest for maximum swollocity extends far beyond myself. In fact, not even the almighty trainer, praise be he, knows how many generations of Bidoofs have passed since the eugenics program was started. However, one thing is certain: I AM the end of that program. But this is out of my control, so perhaps the correct answer is the moment that our almighty trainer, praise be he, conceived of the idea of me in the reaches of his subconscious mind.

I think you meant me personally though. In that case, you need only know my age, for within seconds of hatching, the almighty trainer, praise be he, started me on my personalized training program, giving feeding me only the most exquisite and nutritious of food. I am the paragon. The stars have aligned, I was literally born for this, everything that could possibly make me strong I have done.

I may still be a Bidoof, not even in my final form, but my time will come. We shall all make gains together my brother.

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#15 Posted by AlexTheBoss (16357 posts) - - Show Bio
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#16 Edited by Thedarkpaladin (22886 posts) - - Show Bio

@alextheboss: Lol, that stuff makes your arm explode:

Somewhat graphic content:

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#18 Posted by Vertigo- (17594 posts) - - Show Bio

love how this just turned into spamming Rich Piana memes

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