/gym/ - Fitness general

1. Post current body
2. How long you have been lifting
3. Take 4 scoops and leave humanity behind
4. All hail our natty king Scooby(pic below is him)

Enjoy brahs

There's nothing natty about that hat

I'm 9 years old

I weight 100 lbs

I can bench 700 and squat 1000

I started lifting yesterday

I bench /&$-. pounds. I'm not joking.

I,m 36

I,m 5 foot 8 and weigh 265 pounds and am 6% Body Fat..I,m a ticking time bomb of hgh,anabolic steroids,HGH, synthol, Bull balls, waiting to explode. Ive also won Mr Olympia about 3 times.

I can bech 750 pounds and deadlift 934 pounds.

I've been lifting for two decades.

@jumpstart55: are you Phil Heath? :o

lmao everything sounds about right accept for those weight lifting stats..Phill Heath cant lift anywhere close to that much weight..Hes very unimpressive in the weight room.

@jumpstart55

Bulls balls is so last week

Phone Charlie Sheen and get some wolf blood

I'm a rebel so I'm actually going to do it right, lol.

I've been lifting for 4 years.

And I'm almost as natty as Rich Piana.

@alextheboss: You need to cut back on the roids, my man. :p

@thedarkpaladin:

@alextheboss:

How long have I been lifting? That is a difficult question. For you see, my quest for maximum swollocity extends far beyond myself. In fact, not even the almighty trainer, praise be he, knows how many generations of Bidoofs have passed since the eugenics program was started. However, one thing is certain: I AM the end of that program. But this is out of my control, so perhaps the correct answer is the moment that our almighty trainer, praise be he, conceived of the idea of me in the reaches of his subconscious mind.

I think you meant me personally though. In that case, you need only know my age, for within seconds of hatching, the almighty trainer, praise be he, started me on my personalized training program, giving feeding me only the most exquisite and nutritious of food. I am the paragon. The stars have aligned, I was literally born for this, everything that could possibly make me strong I have done.

I may still be a Bidoof, not even in my final form, but my time will come. We shall all make gains together my brother.

@thedarkpaladin:

@alextheboss: Lol, that stuff makes your arm explode:

Somewhat graphic content:

@alextheboss said:

Awesome

love how this just turned into spamming Rich Piana memes

@blackestnight93:

@alextheboss: mirin traps and biceps.

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