Great Evil Beast knocks on your door

You're at home, watching your favorite movie, when there's a knock on the door. It's midnight. You don't want to answer the door, but the knocking persists, and it's getting louder.

Annoyed, you pause the movie as the protagonist is delivering a humorous line and open the door. GEB is there, frowning, pointing at you, asking why you took so long to open the door, that he had other places to be, and so on.

How would you respond?

Tell the GEB I was busy dropping a deuce and offer a beer or two. :P

I'd be like "What Fam can't you see i'm busy" and then slam the door in it's face.

Exactly

Say im very sorry, invite him in for dinner and shove him in the oven. And eat him.

GEB is Elsa , So this is me trying to make up with GEB

Call elder god demonbane to solo him

He should be main villain for CBS Constantine

"Rising Darkness"

Hello Pac-Man, nice to finally meet you.

I would tell the Great Evil Beast that God is on my side and that this beast is not welcome in my house and then I would lock the door and then go into my shrine room (yes, I have a shrine room which has images of God) and pray that God keeps me safe from this beast.

@arranvid: What does God look like? Why would any human claim to know this?

Well I'm a Hindu so we keep images of God. However, the images are not true images of God but are representations of God. Yes, I don't know God's true form, but in Hinduism we have images of God just to try and make it easier to pray to it e.g. Ganesha, the elephant-headed God, Laxmi the female goddess of wealth, Durga the warrior goddess who rides on a tiger etc. Yes, the real God doesn't ride on a tiger and doesn't have the head of an elephant, but they are just images to try and make it easier to pray to God.