Give a superpower to the viner above you

The ability to use the new 52 event to your advantages

Darkness Manipulation

The ability to possess others demonically.

Immunity to drunkenness.

Ability to score chicks, controlled lycanthropy, flight, and highly skilled/proficient with Turco-Mongol sabers and modern firearms.

Most beautiful human in the world.

A half-orc with the greatest mounted archery skills in history, as well as highly impressive short sword/dagger and one-handed axe wielding skills.

Luck powers.

Free petrol as long as you never drive-power

Let's go with the Force. Why not?

Immortality.

@sophia89: Actually, mine is the not-giving-a-crap version:)

The Oat:

Early at night

Late at day

Leave me alone

It will be okay

If you are in danger

Or have something to say

Go somewhere else

My power is grey.

He's cool.

So....omnipotence!

Ability to poop gold

the power to talk to puddles

Hydrokinesis

Omnipotence and Omniscience

Explosive boogies.

The power to feel colour.

Pyrokenetic.

The power to taste sound.

Chronokinesis

The power to bend spoons.

Immortality

Immortality

Power to give people random cramps

How about the power....to move you?

Gravity manipulation.