For One Billion Dollars Would You... [Revamp]

This is a revamp of the old thread.

Somebody asks if you'd do one billion dollars for something.

The user below say's yes or no and say's something else and this continues.

One thing though. Nothing even remotely inappropriate. If I, or the mods see something stupidly inappropriate this thread will either be locked or deleted. And there will not be a third revamp [@renchamp] I'm begging you to not lock this but it is your decision. Does this seem fair to you?

For one billion dollars would you live in a tiny house for the rest of your life.

Depends how long I would have to live at home and what classifies as 'living at', i.e. whether or not I could spend most of my time in hotels/travelling or whether I'd have to spend every day of my life in my tiny house.

For one billion dollars would you eat your first born (ignoring legality considerations)

No, pretty sure I'd end up in a greek myth.

For one billion dollars would you want to live in MCU New York during the Chitauri attack? You would be located right below Stark Tower when the portal is opened.

@thehierarchy:

Yes,i can just hide until the battle end.

For one billion dollars would you gain fat twice your size and keep this status forever?

Yes.

Would you admit to a crime you didn't commit and getting imprisoned for 3 years?

Yes.

For a billion dollars, would you completely give up your hearing and eyesight for the rest of your life?

No

For a billion dollars, would you go to prison for thirty years?

Not worth.

For a billion dollars, would you go to prison for twenty years?

No.

Would you become a street hero try to protect and help all the people at your area?

I will try. Yes.

Will you stop eating foods that you like an only eat food that you don't like at all ?

Yeah. It would be a nightmare, but I can't justify not taking that money and helping people that I could with it just because of food.

Would you live on a plane for the rest of you're life? You can't leave the plane but others can bring you food.

It depends. Is it always airborne or at a particular location on the ground? Can I direct where and when it goes?

For 1B, would you take part in the Stanford Prison Experiment for three years?

Gladly.
For 1 BILLION DOLLARS! would you and your family live in the New England woods for a month? the witches from the movie "Witch" will be lurking there.

Nope

FOBDWY lose a member of your family at a young age [You are a monster if you say yes]

No. Would not take a life of stranger for that money either.

You get 1B$ but everytime you laugh, smile or gigle, you make this facial expression (with your face) and shout a very laud, sharp and high pitched laughter. Would you?

Looks like a good way to get a dislocated jaw. No.

For one billion dollars would you look a stranger in the eye while he/she is taking a dump for 30 minutes.

Yes

For one billion dollars would you take dump in the shopping mall where everyone is walking?

Absolutely. That's not even a question.

For one billion dollars would you skin a puppy alive with a machete while watching the movie Superbad with the Obama family

No

For one million dollars would you walk into a room full of Crips and say "suwoo" while throwing up Bs and wearing all red?

I have no idea what that references so yes, I’m a heartbeat

Cheat on ur significant other

I don't have or want one anymore, but no I wouldn' thave.

Would you sell an important technical, scientific, national security, political, or military secret of your country to a hostile foreign country?

Nope.

Would you give away half of it to a criminal.

Just a reminder guys that this thread is not to be inappropriate at all otherwise Renchamp will reign his destruction upon us.

Yes

For a billion dollars, would you be inappropriate on this thread?

Yes

For a billion dollars, would you get dropped off in the ocean where the nearest land is 20 miles away?

Pay up front first, then consider it done.

Would you eat 1000 bars of toothpaste for a billion dollars? Yes it has to be all in one run.

No I'd die.

Would you have your long term memory destroyed so that you only remember things from the last 5 years. As you age you will constantly forget everything you have learned that happened before the last 5 years.

No

For 1B would you go through any one of Saw’s “games” (you have a 75% chance of living)?

Yup

For 1B dollars would you live in a world of dinosaurs for 2 months straight?

No,i think i could only survive a week.

Would you try to survive under MCU brainwashed bucky's attack in 3 minutes?he's not using weapon,just his body.

And both of you are in your house.

Yes. Just go around my house a few times and climb trough the parts he wont expect.

For 1B dollars would you do the same jump that Felix Baumgartenr did?

No idea what jump he did.

For one billion dollars would you spend twenty years in a coma.

Hell no. I hate the idea of trading youth for wealth.

For a billion dollars would you join Donald Trump's cabinet.

Is Trump so universally despised that being offered 1 billion dollars to join his cabinet is a hard choice to make? Who the hell wouldn’t say yes.

For 1 bill would you give up the ability to read or write for 5 years?

Yup since I watch a lot of movies.

For one billion dollars would you with an Omnitrix and Thor's Mjlonir want to save Naruto as a sad princess from Apocalypse(Marvel's comics) wrath?

@socajunkie:

It was a joke. Actually I Trump. Or at least his economic policies.

OT: No

For 1 billion dollars would you except execution in ten years time?

No.

Would you give up internet for 1 billion dollars?

Easily yes. Id do it for less.

For 1 billion would you spend 1 year in the Amazon with no supplies or contact with the outside world?

No,it's suicide.

Would you only eat big mac and drink only water and coke in rest of your life?

No my health would plummet.

For 1 bill would you take Chinese water torture every weekend for 4 months?

No Water Torture Mythbusters

For one billion dollars would you take Longshot's luck power. Meaning every time you get lucky something bad happens to someone around you at random. This we're talking strangers, love ones, coworkers etc.

Not if my loved one's are at risk no. Not a chance.

For one billion dollars would you would you swim in the nile river with crocodiles every weekend for 3 month's.?

Probably not.

Would you, for one billion dollars, swordfight with a samurai every weekday for 2 months?

No,suicide again.

Would you give up have any motorcycle and automobile(even all you have present) in rest of your life?

Sure, yeah. I like walking, and technically this doesn't include planes and boats, so...

Would you go through the scariest haunted house in the world?

Maybe as Luigi for a sequel of Luigi mansion

For one billion dollars would you want to do a blind date with the Genderbent version of Spiderman?

Yeah, that can't be too bad.

For one billion dollars would you kill everyone who means anything to you (ignoring if there's someone close to you who could easily put you down)

@tjtheduelist:

No,i'm not killing any person.

Would you living in a house full of cockroach in three months?and you are not allowed to kill them or do other thing to them.

Yes I would.

Would you take $1bn knowing that if you didn't, an orphan's parents would come back to life?