For One Billion Dollars, Would You . . . ?

Certainly not.

For one billion dollars, would you constantly have a cold for the rest of your life?

Ehhh, probably. Colds aren't that bad, and with enough medicine they can be pretty docile.

For one billion dollars, would you have Stone Cold Steve Austin constantly yell in your ears from 12 p.m. - 6 p.m. everyday non-stop?

No. That would scar me.

For a billion dollars would you become a terrorist?

No, not I wouldn't be good at it.

For a billion dollars would you have a large hit out on you (constantly be stalked by hit men)

No. I would eventually be overcome by the paranoia and just stand outside and wait to be killed.

Would you fight a 150 lb grey wolf for 2 minutes?

Yeah.

For one billion dollars, would you die at the age of 55?

No that would only give 35 years to live with my money.

For one billion dollars, would you be color blind?

Sure, my dad has some color blindness - not so bad.

For one billion dollars, would you go back in time and live in Communist Russia?

Yes, because time travel is impossible. Also I would just go during the fall of Communist Russia.

For one billion dollars, would you have intercourse with the same gender (and if you are a homosexual, would you have intercourse with the opposite gender). It must be at least ten minutes.

No.

For one billion dollars, would you live in the wilderness for 3 years?

No

For one billion would you give a random stranger of your choice cancer?

Well, if I could choose, I would find a criminal and then yeah, probably.

For one billion dollars, would you lose your ability to walk?

@depinhom: Definitely, long as my... stuff works of course.

For one billion dollars would you be willing to be placed in a rusty old barrel and thrown off Mount Everest?

100% NO.

For one billion dollars, would you allow yourself to be locked in a 10x10 cage with a hungry tiger for 2 minutes?

Nope!

For one billion dollars, would you eat a bowl of ants? (non poisonous)

Nah.

For one billion dollars, would get take a line drive from Mariano Rivera from 60 feet away to the family jewels?

Didn't understand that one very well, but I heard family jewels... so getting hit in the nuts? I say no.

For one billion dollars would you be willing to undergo 10 minutes of pure agony where every pain receptor in your body is sending you signals of 100% pain and you can't black out or faint?

Wow . . . This is actually a really tough one . . . But no.

For one billion dollars, would you cut your left ear off?

nope

for a billion dollars would you have sex with Hillary Clinton ?

Probably not, no.

For one billion dollars, would you take a 3 minute bath in 130 degrees Fahrenheit water?

Yes. (Was referring to Hillary question)

Would kick and hurt a baby gorilla in front of its parent and try to run for your life? If you succeed in coming out alive, you get a billion dollars. If you don't, then ... yeah.

Nah.

For one billion dollars, would you drink a 6 ounce cup of someone else's saliva?

Yeah, but I'd probably throw up after that.

Kick a 2 year old in the ribs, hard?

I'd kill the kid, so no.

Swim on this river for 1 minute?

Totally worth a shot.

For one billion dollars would you permanently switch bodies with your mother?

Uh . . . NO.

For one billion dollars, would you contract AIDS?

For one billion dollars, would you contract AIDS?

If it was just HIV - of course. AIDS is another story and I say nah.

For a billion dollars, would you permanently enable yourself to fall under a spell that has you sleep approximately 18 hours out of your day everyday?

No.

For one billion dollars, would you snort a whole gallon of cocaine in 3 minutes?

Yeah why not.

Would you sexually pleasure (as of 2016).

I guess.

For one billion dollars, would you be chemically castrated and stay that way for the rest of your life?

@erikarlsson: What does "sexually pleasure (as of 2016)" mean?

No.

For one billion dollars, would you break your neck skiing?

If I garruntee I'll survive with just a broken neck, heck yeah. If I have to make it back to my camp or whatever with a broken neck, no. I'd probably die.

Would you spend 20 years in jail for 1 billion dollars?

Hell yes. Sure I'll use some of the billion to make up for the dead animals, but if I do end up with the means? Why not. We all die anyways. Might as well live life.

Would you kill 3 of your closest friends for a billion?

xoxo, -Saint Sophie

No.

Would you savagely beat your mother within an inch of her life, and you CANNOT tell her why.

I meant based on how she looks in 2016, in case somebody cheated and said the Dolly Parton of the past (she used to be attractive many,many years ago).

Hell no.

Would you try to wrestle a bear for 1 minute? Same sized bear as in the Revenant.

Hmmm, maybe.

Would you knock up your sister for a billion dollars?(assuming she's of age)

Yepp :). Batman Vs Superman and Civil War actually made me curious to see the potential reviews on this site :).

Anyways, No.

Would you jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and if you survive, you get the money?

xoxo, -Saint Sophie

no

for a billion dollars would you cut off both of your legs ?

No.

Would you have a one night stand with your mother?

@erikarlsson: I'm even more confused now.

No.

For one billion dollars, would you attempt an assassination on the POTUS?

no

for a billion dollars would you have sex with madonna ?

@warrior100: for a Billion and ONE dollars I would..I have SOME standards

For a billion dollars would let your mind be hooked to a machine that made you feel IMMENSE pain for fifteen minutes? I'm talking pain that will cause you major PTSD, but your body will be just fine.

no

for a billion dollars would you live on mars ?

No... then the money is useless.

Would you pour kool aid mix into a toilet bowl that somebody just used for their business (but did not flush) and drink from it with a straw?