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#1 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought this would be a cool idea - one person start off with, "for one billion dollars, would you _____?" and gives a challenge or a task or something, and then the next person says yes or no and so on. Got it? Good.

I'll start:

For one billion dollars, would you shoot yourself in the foot?

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#2 Posted by Red King (932 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes if it's a pistol caliber and not something that would remove my foot.

For one billion dollars, would you undergo a sex change?

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#3 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Definitely not.

For one billion dollars, would you shave 10 years off your life?

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#4 Posted by erikarlsson (999 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah why not. I don't want to be that old anyways where people have to take care of me 24/7.

For one billion dollars would you undergo a sexuality change?

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#5 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Asked already, haha - NO.

For one billion dollars, would you move to Saudi Arabia?

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#6 Posted by Red King (932 posts) - - Show Bio

@depinhom: * He said sexuality like become Gay or Straight, etc.

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#7 Posted by TheNaughtyTitan (10001 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah.

For one billion dollars would you castrate yourself.

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#8 Posted by Pharoh_Atem (44276 posts) - - Show Bio

Um, no.

For 1 billion dollars, would you let peak Tyson punch you 4 consecutive times with gloves on?

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#9 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

@red king: Apologies . . . Still no.

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#10 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably.

For one billion dollars, would you go to prison for 15 years?

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#11 Posted by Zearing (1534 posts) - - Show Bio

@depinhom: Depends on the prison.

For one billion dollars, would you jump out of a plane over water without a parachute?

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#12 Posted by Monarch_Chronicle (2869 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably

For a Billion dollars would you stop using all technology past the 1950's?

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#13 Posted by JohnCena69swag (3788 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn right I would. There isn't much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.

For one billion dollars (and no legal consequences) would you shoot an innocent puppy?

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#14 Posted by Ready_4_Madness (15391 posts) - - Show Bio

@johncena69swag: no hesitation

For one billion dollars would you fight Jon Jones for 5, 5 minutes rounds?

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#15 Posted by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on the altitude. If I jump from a high enough distance, landing on water at such speeds would be the equivalent of landing on concrete. I would not do it for any distance that would be fatal or cause severe, permanent injury.

For 100 billion dollars, would you cut your penis and balls off?

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#16 Posted by Dernman (25909 posts) - - Show Bio

No

For one billion dollars would you commit treason?

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#17 Posted by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

Depends on what country.

For one billion dollars, would you cut a couple of your fingers off?

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#18 Posted by Zearing (1534 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd consider it.

For one billion dollars, would you kick a wolf puppy?

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#19 Edited by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably.

For one billion dollars, would you jump off the roof of the building/house you live in?

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#20 Posted by erikarlsson (999 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, I'll heal.

For one billion dollars would you walk into the dangerous parts of Chicago and scream out the n word on a megaphone?

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#21 Posted by Royal_Warrior (5060 posts) - - Show Bio

Without a doubt have done it for free already

For a billion dollars would you live like a homeless person for 3 years

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#22 Posted by TheNaughtyTitan (10001 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah.

For one billion dollars would you kill yourself?

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#23 Posted by JohnCena69swag (3788 posts) - - Show Bio

Absolutely I would.

For a billion dollars would you eat an aborted fetus?

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#24 Posted by JohnCena69swag (3788 posts) - - Show Bio

@thenaughtytitan: good damn you posted before I refreshed no I wouldn't kill myself

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#25 Posted by TheNaughtyTitan (10001 posts) - - Show Bio

Already do.

For one billion dollars would you kill an innocent person.

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#26 Posted by TheNaughtyTitan (10001 posts) - - Show Bio

@thenaughtytitan: good damn you posted before I refreshed no I wouldn't kill myself

You already said it! You gotta do it.

For one billion dollars would you kill an innocent person.

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#27 Edited by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Um . . . NO.

Edit: That was a response to the fetus one but it's still no.

For one billion dollars, would you set fire to The Empire State Building?

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#28 Posted by kgb725 (18390 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes

For one billion dollars would you make a sex tape with the same sex ?

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#29 Posted by JohnCena69swag (3788 posts) - - Show Bio

Yup.

For a billion dollars would you fulfill the sexual desires of every man in Congress?

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#30 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Heck no.

For one billion dollars, would you only eat cucumbers and drink water for the rest of your life?

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#31 Posted by TheNaughtyTitan (10001 posts) - - Show Bio

You can't survive on that so no.

For one billion dollars would you kill a puppy.

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#32 Edited by erikarlsson (999 posts) - - Show Bio

No, I would die really early and probably feel depressed. EDIT: that was for the cucumber/water scenario

Would you RKO a 4 year old?

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#33 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

For one billion dollars, would you never speak to another human being again?

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#34 Edited by deactivated-5a2b0053414c5 (8165 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably.

For one billion dollars, would you shoot the person you cared most about while being not allowed to tell them why?

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#35 Edited by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Obviously not.

For one billion dollars, would you never leave your home again?

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#36 Posted by erikarlsson (999 posts) - - Show Bio

No.

For one billion dollars would you move away and cut off all connections with family and friends?

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#37 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18164 posts) - - Show Bio

If I was allowed to not kill them, and I was allowed to give them a LOT of the billion dollars

For one billion dollars would you let a dog lick peanut butter off you (if you don't know what I mean by this, don't ask)

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#38 Posted by Pharoh_Atem (44276 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, I finna want dat dough boi.

For one billion dollars, would you agree to have your least favorite song ever, play in your head 12 hours per day non-stop?

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#39 Edited by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Uh . . . Yeah.

For one billion dollars, would you get stung all over your body by 100 bees?

Edit: To the other one above . . . Probably not, no.

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#40 Posted by TheNaughtyTitan (10001 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes.

For one billion dollars would you drown a kitten?

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#41 Edited by DaDivineKing (5521 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes. The I'd donate 50 million USD to animal shelters to circumvent dat guilt, tho.

For one billion dollars, would you willingly contract HIV?

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#42 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Jeez, no.

For one billion dollars, would you never use the letter "B" in speaking or writing or texting for the rest of your life?

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#43 Posted by Petey_is_Spidey (11547 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah. It'd pe hard, put still possiple.

For one pillion dollars, would you get shot by a .50 cal sniper from 1.5 miles away in the chest while wearing a high caliber bullet resistant vest, and a .25 inch plate of titanium?

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#44 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

@petey_is_spidey: Haha I love what you did there with the "P".

And . . . Yes.

For one billion dollars, would you go blind?

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#45 Edited by Pharoh_Atem (44276 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope.

For a billion dollars, would you allow Stalin to sodomize you with a broom stick?

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#46 Posted by Joewell911 (14729 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn right I would. There isn't much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.

For one billion dollars (and no legal consequences) would you shoot an innocent puppy?

Yes.

For one billion dollars would you drown a kitten?

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Jeez, no.

For one billion dollars, would you never use the letter "B" in speaking or writing or texting for the rest of your life?

Not even a prolem.

For one billion dollars, would you leak your government's secret information to an enemy country?

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#47 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope

For one billion dollars, would you go deaf?

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#48 Edited by Cruel_Cosmos (309 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope.

For one billion dollars, would you take all the weaknesses of Count Dracula minus his aversion to sunlight? You don't get any of his powers.

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#49 Posted by depinhom (13506 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm . . . Yeah, why not? Don't really like garlic.

For one billion dollars, would you never use a plane or a car again?

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#50 Posted by erikarlsson (999 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope. I'm a fan of cars so I wouldn't want spend a lot of that money on cars I couldn't drive.

For 1 billion, would you lick the inside of a Taco Bell restaurant toilet bowl?