Finish the sentence game

Tellitubbies

I eat _____ every night my girlfriend comes home.

nocturnal animal species

Don't make me _____ you wouldn't like me when I'm ______!

Excited, horny

I have a 5 inch _____.

Taco.

Take my phone and_____it carefully.

Smash

I can get____real quick

A pencil

Why are we still here? Just to______.

Fart in a bathtub.

Will there ever be a street _____.

in my neighborhood named Elm Street

Captain America's could beat Batman, if he would just ______!

Challenge him to a dancing contest

I can _____ at the speed of sound!

Listen

I like to suck ____

At arcade games.

Seeing a penguin _____ is the worst.

Umbrella

Help The Joker is _______ me!!

Sending postcards from Hawaii to

If your dog would _____, the universe would ____.

die, die
My anus is filled with so much _______.

Love

The one thing Batman doesn't need is a _______.

Set of pink briefs.

Please excuse me if I _____ , but I need to save the world.

Take the time to talk about all the wonderful things our great and powerful Batman has done for us. He has taught us the mastering ways of prep and the human spirit. Were it not for him we would not have the bat family as well as our favorite hero. In the end Batman will always win and that is the way it should be.

I love Catwoman, especially when she _______.

Cuddles with dogs

Could someone please do something before we all ______!

Get Banned by the Mods

The last time I _______ , I ended up _______!

drank, going to rehab!

The last gun I shot was a ________?

Water gun

My _____ is tingling.

Left Kidney

Help, there is moldy ____ in my living room

Leprechaun,

Captain America is best know for his _______!

Pancakes

A ____ in the hand is better than ____ in the ____.

knife, a knife, anus.

I am _______ on my street!

Dead.

Star Wars is the best movie franchise of all...

movie franchises that have light sabre wielding characters

What did I do with my ______.

Drunken Sailor

Batman powers his flashlight with _______.

Cat shit

Butterfly come out of my _______.

Batcave

Can I ____ instead of _____ again?

operate on you without the anesthetic, you being unconscious.

The dog cornered the cat then they ______.

Had a tap dance contest.

According to scientists, every 83 seconds two random pieces of furniture _____.

are victims of becoming firewood

That dark creature lurking in the shadows is a _______!

Angry Mother who is "Disappointed" with you.

The next Avenger movie will be called _______.

"The Revenge of Barney the Dinosaur, Thanos cousin"

If you go to shopping for groceries, you have to be prepared for _____.

Naked Midget's

When Batman takes Robin out crime fighting he always prepares him first by ______.

Applying generous amounts of lube.

The ______ was 2 sizes too big for ______________.

Horse, Miss Piggy

When Richard Simmons comes to visit we all have to hide our _________.

Hide ourselves

Lois will be very angry if she sees Superman having ______ with supergirl and wonder woman.

A poker night

You can only _____ a bit, since you have to teach a class later.

watch My Little Pony for

Chuck Norris is ________ .

not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Dammit Steve! I thought I told you to never _______.

cut that ponytail off before you do your martial arts!!

Mummy, when I grow up I want to be cross-eyed and wide-mouthed like the Cookie Monster and __________.

have a crippling addiction to cookies that leads to me dying obese and alone.

If I could turn back time, I'd________

be breaking the current laws of physics.

If I could turn forward time, I'd _________.

Older

No one is faster than the Flash when it comes to _______.

Donut holes

Anchovies can predict the _________.

exact moment that they ruin my pizza.

I laugh every time a baby _______

Cuses out Seth the programmer.

Fell into the ______while mangling the ______but was saved by the _______.

Fell into the canyon while mangling the canary of my stepmother, but was saved by the Green Berets .

Last time I went out to _____, I ended up with ______.