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#551 Edited by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

Coco

If Batman carried a gun, he would be ______ .

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#552 Posted by Chad_Duby (5681 posts) - - Show Bio

Cooler

If I lick an ice cream, I would get a _______.

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#553 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

Woody

The best thing about Loki is ______.

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#554 Posted by deactivated-5c07a0327fd39 (4596 posts) - - Show Bio

dat ass!

_____ used to be my hobby, but now I'm really into ______. (pick two)

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#555 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

Comics , Chicks

I could use a _______, but only after drinking!

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#556 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

@referee said:

I could use a _______, but only after drinking!

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#557 Posted by deactivated-5b617afe824b1 (174 posts) - - Show Bio

Hemroid

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#558 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

?

Batman should _______ Joker.

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#559 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

Marry

Joker has the biggest ________!

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#560 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

Smile

Instead of claws, Wolverine should have ______.

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#561 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (2004 posts) - - Show Bio

flamethrowers

Her head was______

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#562 Posted by deactivated-5bf88faef2b3a (765 posts) - - Show Bio

Mechanical

Four score and sixty five years in the past, I won the civil war with my beard, now I'm here too ________.

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#563 Posted by Buckwheat (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

old to care.

Spiderman could use a good ________, specially when talking with Spiderwoman.

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#564 Posted by Stomp (514 posts) - - Show Bio

Special Webbing (if you know what I mean)

Every morning Alfred would bring Bruce a ________.

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#565 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

A bucket full of guano

One day the Joker will _______ Batman!

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#566 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

@referee said:

One day the Joker will _______ Batman!

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#567 Posted by deactivated-5c60dc252a2af (5801 posts) - - Show Bio

Kiss.

Batman has a big _____

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#568 Posted by Shadowwaker (2495 posts) - - Show Bio

Penny.

The mark of ____.

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#569 Edited by cosmic_reign (3420 posts) - - Show Bio

The Beast

Put em up or ____!

Online
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#570 Posted by xMangog__Beastx (4705 posts) - - Show Bio

drop em down!

You cant accuse me of _____.

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#571 Posted by Shadowwaker (2495 posts) - - Show Bio

putting cereal before my milk.

Okay, I ____.

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#572 Edited by NightBreaker (308 posts) - - Show Bio

Did It!

Superman, please save my _______!

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#573 Edited by TheInsufferable (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

comics (points to the dude who's burning them)

If only Batman was _____.

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#574 Posted by NightBreaker (308 posts) - - Show Bio

@theinsufferable:

NEVER QUESTIONED AGAIN OVER IS MASTERY OF PREP AND OTHER FEATS THAT ONLY HE COULD DO! FOR EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT BATMAN IS BATGOD AND IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!!!!

Superman, please save my ________!

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#575 Posted by DevisedDream (556 posts) - - Show Bio

hamster!

Thankfully Spider-Man caught the ______ before it hit the ground!

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#576 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

teddy bear

The only thing bigger than Ash's boomstick is his _______!

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#577 Posted by Blubber (1178 posts) - - Show Bio

Chainsaw!

Batman can beat Superman with a _______ from his utility belt!

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#578 Posted by deactivated-5bf88faef2b3a (765 posts) - - Show Bio

kryptonite spray bottle

Man! I really wasn't expecting the Marquis of Death to suddenly appear and __________ Captain America!

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#579 Posted by Windbreaker (206 posts) - - Show Bio

do the macarena dance with

Wonder Woman's ______ is lethal.

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#580 Edited by xMangog__Beastx (4705 posts) - - Show Bio

Sword!

Mangog has beaten _________ to death!!

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#581 Posted by MartyTannen85 (115 posts) - - Show Bio

Thor

I'm gonna kick somebody's ______

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#582 Posted by KratoDaManto (810 posts) - - Show Bio

left nut!

Green Berets are better than the ________.

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#583 Posted by SpareHeadOne (5885 posts) - - Show Bio

Raspberry Berets

Batman and Etrigan ......

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#584 Posted by deactivated-5bf88faef2b3a (765 posts) - - Show Bio

Have fallen in love with Galacta

Silver Surfers side job is to model in pictures for _____.com

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#585 Posted by Referee (15933 posts) - - Show Bio

Shiny Balls

Not only does Thor's hammer make him stronger, it also ________.

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#586 Posted by BatmanPlusJay (3937 posts) - - Show Bio

Is dirty af and he need to clean it

Broke up with my ex girl, here's her number ___________.

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#587 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

666

The last night the Joker gave me a __________.

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#588 Posted by SpareHeadOne (5885 posts) - - Show Bio

Bone

And the ninjas ....

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#589 Posted by qwertyuiop1998 (250 posts) - - Show Bio

slayer

when i wake up find myself

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#590 Posted by Trixie (998 posts) - - Show Bio

wet

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your

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#591 Edited by StaticSpeedster (2330 posts) - - Show Bio

6 inch penus.

I'm already Tracer, __________________

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#592 Posted by Buckwheat (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

So don't try to teach me how to trace a call you dimwit!

To live with ____ or to not live at all.

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#593 Posted by KingOfWakanda (2372 posts) - - Show Bio

Gonorrhea.

If you can't beat 'em...

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#594 Posted by deactivated-5c60dc252a2af (5801 posts) - - Show Bio

Ignore 'em.

I am sick and tired of ____

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#595 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

Being Sick and Tired

The last time Hulk got mad, he ______ all night!

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#596 Posted by BatmanPlusJay (3937 posts) - - Show Bio

*****d -- Use your imagination

If i had a dollar for every time someone said ________ I'd make Bill Gates look like a bus driver.

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#597 Posted by ColossalSam22 (1877 posts) - - Show Bio

S**t.

If I could fly to any planet it would be _____

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#598 Posted by jagernutt (16222 posts) - - Show Bio

Ur anus

My special super power is ______

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#599 Posted by Gripper (2594 posts) - - Show Bio

to say the words, "My special super power is"

The last time Joker escaped Arkham Asylum, he escaped by _________.

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#600 Posted by NightBreaker (308 posts) - - Show Bio

Telling a bad Joke!

Dinosaurs became extinct because _________!