And I mean 0 sense.
Sometimes I'll be in a dream playing a game or some made up sport or something that requires rules, and the rules for winning makes perfect sense in my dream. For example I'll hop a fence, move a cat, grab a basketball and make it into a smoothie and then pour it out, then hide under the train tracks as a train drives over me and I won't get hit, become a hitman for a day, and I score a point. Then on the next run I'll be doing something like fighting Godzilla while trying to maintain yoga poses. And in my dream I swear to god it makes the most perfect sense. When I wake up I'm like "tf? What type of shit was I doing? How do the rules make sense?" it makes 0 sense. And then I'll do the most random shit like cross over a line (a line that wasn't ever there in any other part of my dream) and automatically I'm out.
And not only for competitions(or whether it was in my dream). Even when chilling, I might be drinking some root beer then all of a sudden I see someone else's pet chicken die and I'm like "aw hell, guess I gotta buy a new book shelf" and go buy a lawnmower from Toys R Us.
I know random shit happens in everybody's dream but sometimes my shit is from another world.
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