Dumb things you said as a kid.

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I don't know if this has been brought up before. But you know when you are young and naive but still want to contribute to conversations, so you can be on the same page as everyone else. I was watching My Favorite Martian with my grandparents. I was around 8-9 at the time it came out. There was this minor character who was a Military Police officer and he was pretty ripped. The movie made a point to highlight it, he had the main characters at gunpoint and he had tiny sleeves so a big muscly arm took up most of the screen. I said "This guy has Pat Sajak arms!" Now in my head, the name sounded like some sort of tough guy/wrestler name, didn't know until way way later that Pat was the host of Wheel of Fortune. My Grandma gave me a "haha oh Jon" look and didn't say anything.

I'm sure I've said dumber stuff, but this for some reason stands out in my head. What about you guys ?

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I was pretty stupid as a kid

Dumb as a box if nails honestly.

I remember one time saying to my friends "Naruto is planetary ap"

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"What's the point of weathermen? Just look outside!"

-Me when I was like, 8 years old. It's something my parents still tease me for despite being in my 20s.

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I was similar to Kid Goku growing up. Needless to say, I asked my Grandpa this, “Are girls aliens?” In my area, it was only Grandpa, Uncle, and Me on a farm. The first time I had saw a girl was when my uncle had taken me to the grocery store. I was confused and a little creeped out by them at first. Lmao.

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Yeah, I was naive back then. I thought Ki is physical energy whereas Chakra is both Physical and Spiritual. I was like, " Man, Naruto is crazy strong. He would probably beat anyone in Dragonball."

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I thought I was hatched out of an egg!! And my mom found the egg in a creek near our house!! ?‍♂️

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#7  Edited By FaradaySloth

“Another name for Black People is chocolate people!” When I was like 4 years old

Please don’t kill me ?

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"I can't wait to grow up"

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"Do moms poop their kids out?"

Mind you, I wasn't taught about sex education until my middle school years.

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I can't remember. I can't even count how many dumb things and thoughts I have said/had this week alone.

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@lan_fan said:

I can't remember. I can't even count how many dumb things and thoughts I have said/had this week alone.

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#12 BumpyBoo  Moderator

“Another name for Black People is chocolate people!” When I was like 4 years old

Please don’t kill me ?

If it makes you feel any better, when I first met a black person as a 4/5 year old child, I tried rubbing his hand because I thought he was dirty and the black would come off >_>

I mean he thought it was the funniest thing since kids don't always know better and I wasn't being malicious, was honestly just fascinated. But my mum straight up wanted to die XD

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#13  Edited By DaywaIker

i never said anything stupid as a child i was born a prodegy.

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#15 anthp2000  Moderator

Throwback Saturday to how everyone said girls' bodies are sexually weird and gross and how we'll never want one.

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#16  Edited By AbstractRaze

Back then with 10 years old, when my English was even worst, "parasitic gangsnas(gangsters)"

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I remember saying at my grandmother's house, "Did you know only women can get yeast infections."