@black_wreath:
Edgy as a slang term doesn't mean modern or advanced. It comes from the phrase "dark and edgy", which was used a lot in the 80s and 90s to try and make things sound cool because it was dark. It later became associated with being dark to the point of unintentional parody. Rather than being cool it just makes people cringe.
Example: I am Vlad von Darkraven. My mother died in childbirth as I came into this world bathed in her blood. My father shot himself in horror at what I did and I was taken in by a family of bloodwolves who taught me to hunt. I killed my first man when I was three. Ripped his throat out with my teeth. Then I became an assassin for the Black Deathskulls, a criminal organization that deals in human sacrifice. It is my job to seduce women and capture them for the Black Deathskulls with my uncanny charm, but I never take any joy in it because of how pained I am over my role in their murder. Every time I take one I carve their name into my arm with a dagger made of black steel and shed tears of blood in their name.
one day, I found a new target. She was some quirky high school cheerleader who lived across the street. Her name was Becky. I always tried to avoid her, because if I had had her killed next, the Authorities would become suspicious of me. The Black Deathskulls found out about her, and ordered me to bring her in. I confronted her, but she seemed happy to see me. They all are at first. As she talked to me, she twirled her hair. I tried to use my normal lines that worked on every other woman, but i couldn't Deliver, as if a frog was stuck in my throat. she noticed and gave me a smile that made me feel. I unsmoothly convinced her to get into the car with me. As she buckled her seat belt, I gave her a nerve pinch that rendered her unconscious. The drive to the Sanctuary of Death, felt like the longest one yet. She regained consciousness just as I pulled into the parking lot. She struggled, they all did, but I managed to bring her in. I opened the door and was welcomed by gregorioan chanting. I placed her on the altar, and a Black Deathskull appeared out of thin air. As he grabbed his blade, she managed to spit her gag out of her mouth.
"Nooo!" She yelled. It was nothing I haven't heard before, but for some reason, this one was different. Something came over me, and I grabbed the arm of the Black Deathskull with my teeth. Right before he plunge the dagger into her chest. before he could reac, I ripped his arm off, and he dissipa back into black smoke.
"We have to leave now." I told her as I untied her, but I could hear an army of them heading this way.
i know I just anime'd the crap outta your post...
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