do hot chips make your u know small

its a rumor i'm not sure if its true

WTF?

Lolwut?

its a rumor. is it true or not idk

Of course! It happens to me all the time, it's just this awful burning feeling. When I went to my doctor and told her how it burned and felt raw underneath, she suggested to go to a urologist. The urologist took a look at it and he couldn't tell what it was so he referred me to the ER. The doctor at the ER told me we should just cut it off and the next day we went through with the procedure. "No more cereal for you," she said. Then we went and had rainbow ice cream and bought to unicorn.

And that's the story of how my hot chips make me know small.

Oh. I thought it was naturally small.

Your brain ? hehe

Pancreas ?

Chips make bigger

@deathstrokergeist:

bought a unicorn

I have been eating Grippos and Hot Fries my whole life. Ya' really think that's why my penis is small? I just figured it was genetics.

Nope. I'm black. My junk never get's smaller.

Yes. And I can't stop eating them.

Yes, they do make your appetite smaller!

No

I highly doubt it. lol This seems like more of a Yahoo answers type question.

Did you mean hot chicks make my "u know" smaller? In that case, it actually makes it a whole lot bigger.

If you mean hot chicks the answer is no, they should make it bigger.

This is was I thought he meant.

Okay. My night has been made.

Thanks,guys

@spider-man: how was that username not already taken?

Well if you put hot chip from the oven directly on your dingy dong, it could ruin your erection, hate it when that happens.

I have a paragraph long description of an answer to this in my head but out of politeness and respect for the anti profanity policy of the site I'll just say no.

No, sweety, they don't.

Nope Nope.

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