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Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio

This is it Viners. Your chance to ask me anything! Need advice? Want to know something deep and personal about me?

This is the place to do it.

Ask away, I'm all ears.

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#1 Posted by Daydream (2902 posts) - - Show Bio

Dear Jake:

  Ahem, Is your name really Jake Fury? Who would win in a fight, you or your neighbour? If you and Justin Bieber ever adopted a kid, what would you name him/her? On a scale of 1-13, 13 being the most, how badly would you want to feel kick a kangaroo in its pouch? Lastly, who do you think would win if Justin Bieber's hair fought Donald Trump's hair, and how? 

Sincerely,
Daydream.

P.S. Do you know how to insert a tampon?
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#2 Posted by CATPANEXE (9505 posts) - - Show Bio

why do you have Fury? is there some way we can help with that?

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#3 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

DEAR JAKE

..... doyoulikeme?:D


SIGNED, INNERVENOM123

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#4 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
said:
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Dear Jake:

 1)Ahem, Is your name really Jake Fury? 2)Who would win in a fight, you or your neighbour? 3)If you and Justin Bieber ever adopted a kid, what would you name him/her? 4)On a scale of 1-13, 13 being the most, how badly would you want to feel kick a kangaroo in its pouch? 5)Lastly, who do you think would win if Justin Bieber's hair fought Donald Trump's hair, and how? 

Sincerely,
Daydream.

P.S. Do you know how to insert a tampon?
"


1- My name is Jeremy, not Jake Fury.

2- I would stomp her. she's in her 60s.

3- Beatrice and she'd take Justin's last name.

4- I'd give it a 9 on your scale.

5- I'd give donald's hair the edge in experience and cunning but Justin's has youth and stamina on it's side. Gotta go with youth and experience.

 

PS Question: No and I don't need to know.

 

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#5 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123 said:
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DEAR JAKE

..... doyoulikeme?:D


SIGNED, INNERVENOM123

"


yez,yuirsuperkewl.

 

@CATPANEXE said:

"why do you have Fury? is there some way we can help with that?

 
 

"

My Fury is only applicable to my namesake. I am very easygoing.

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#6 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio

What is the meaning of life?


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#7 Posted by Mutant God (3953 posts) - - Show Bio

why is the sky
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#8 Posted by TheBatman586 (6466 posts) - - Show Bio
@CATPANEXE said:
"why do you have Fury? is there some way we can help with that?

 
 
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I think I'm the only one who got the reference..
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#9 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
"What is the meaning of life?

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to be happy and love God. 
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#10 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
Do you love me?
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#11 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mutant God said:
"why is the sky "

To separate us from the Heavens.
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#12 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
Are you psychic?
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#13 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Do you love me?
"

We just met. Give me time.
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#14 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
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#15 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Are you psychic?
"

Sadly, I am not.
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#16 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"

No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off.
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#17 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: omgizsupercool:D
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#18 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"
No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "
Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion?
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#19 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is everyone doing this?

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#20 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheGoldenOne said:
" Why is everyone doing this? "
Because Jake is the Man.
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#21 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"
No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "
Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion? "

I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research.
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#22 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"
No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "
Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion? "
I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research. "
I don't think so...
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#23 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38932 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @TheGoldenOne said:
" Why is everyone doing this? "
Because Jake is the Man. "
That is why everyone is doing this?
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#24 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheGoldenOne said:
"Why is everyone doing this? "

We're all sheep and we all lay awake at night wondering what our fellow Viners think about us.
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#25 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research. "
I don't think so... "


Lucky for me its my Q&A blog and you asked me the question. :)
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#26 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheGoldenOne said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @TheGoldenOne said:
" Why is everyone doing this? "
Because Jake is the Man. "
That is why everyone is doing this? "
Yes. He is the shepherd and we are the sheeples. WE MUST OBEY! WE MUST OBEY! WE MUST OBEY!
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#27 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
DO YOU LIKE APPLESAUCE???!!!!!!
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#28 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23:
Yes, its quite delicious.
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#29 Posted by joshmightbe (27491 posts) - - Show Bio

Why do midgets hit me with fish?

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#30 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
What flavor?
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#31 Posted by SuperGamera (628 posts) - - Show Bio

Where's Waldo?

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#32 Posted by castleking (24743 posts) - - Show Bio

if we were to confront grey aliens what would be the best way to fight and defeat them?

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#33 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@SuperGamera said:
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Where's Waldo?

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Waldo is one of Jake's many aliases. 
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#34 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@castleking said:
"if we were to confront grey aliens what would be the best way to fight and defeat them? "

 

I'd try the water trick from Signs first.


@SuperGamera said:

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Where's Waldo?

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Waldo is in hiding after his recent sex change. I believe heis going by Walda now.


@spider-pig23 said:

" @Jake Fury: 
What flavor?
"

Regular.


@joshmightbe said:

"Why do midgets hit me with fish? "

They're small and fish are easy for them to pick up.
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#35 Posted by Doctor Damn (778 posts) - - Show Bio

Jake Fury vs. Jake the Snake w/ equipment. Go.

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#36 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
Which brand????!!!!!!
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#37 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@Doctor Damn said:
"Jake Fury vs. Jake the Snake w/ equipment. Go. "

First of all I point and say, "Hey, is that guy giving away free crack?" When Jake turns to look I hit him in the back with a steel chair and then use my finishing move The Fury DDT (I taught it to Jake years ago) for the easy win.
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#38 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Which brand????!!!!!!
"

Motts
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#39 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
Which store do you buy it from?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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#40 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Which store do you buy it from?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
"

Publix.
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#41 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
What is the name of the aisle?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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#42 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
What is the name of the aisle?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
"

I think its on aisle 3 with the juice boxes and Gatorade.
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#43 Posted by SuperGamera (628 posts) - - Show Bio

Who is the best Bond?
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#44 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury: 
About where in the aisle?!?!?!?!?!
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#45 Posted by castleking (24743 posts) - - Show Bio

if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do?

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#46 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
About where in the aisle?!?!?!?!?!
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From the front of the store it's about 3/4 of the way down on the right. 2nd shelf from the bottom.
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#47 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@castleking said:
" if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do? "
They do not cheat on him because Jake is The Man.
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#48 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@castleking said:
"if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do? "


Approach her and put her on the spot.

 

@SuperGamera said:

"Who is the best Bond? "


Connery

 


 

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#49 Posted by spider-pig23 (1173 posts) - - Show Bio
@Jake Fury said:
" @castleking said:
"if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do? "


Approach her and put her on the spot.

 

@SuperGamera said:

"Who is the best Bond? "


Connery

 


 

"
Do you live in Florida?
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#50 Posted by Jake Fury (21941 posts) - - Show Bio
@spider-pig23:
I live in Alabama.