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This is it Viners. Your chance to ask me anything! Need advice? Want to know something deep and personal about me?

This is the place to do it.

Ask away, I'm all ears.

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#1  Edited By Daydream

Dear Jake:

  Ahem, Is your name really Jake Fury? Who would win in a fight, you or your neighbour? If you and Justin Bieber ever adopted a kid, what would you name him/her? On a scale of 1-13, 13 being the most, how badly would you want to feel kick a kangaroo in its pouch? Lastly, who do you think would win if Justin Bieber's hair fought Donald Trump's hair, and how? 

Sincerely,
Daydream.

P.S. Do you know how to insert a tampon?
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#2  Edited By CATPANEXE

why do you have Fury? is there some way we can help with that?

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#3  Edited By InnerVenom123

DEAR JAKE

..... doyoulikeme?:D


SIGNED, INNERVENOM123

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said:
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Dear Jake:

 1)Ahem, Is your name really Jake Fury? 2)Who would win in a fight, you or your neighbour? 3)If you and Justin Bieber ever adopted a kid, what would you name him/her? 4)On a scale of 1-13, 13 being the most, how badly would you want to feel kick a kangaroo in its pouch? 5)Lastly, who do you think would win if Justin Bieber's hair fought Donald Trump's hair, and how? 

Sincerely,
Daydream.

P.S. Do you know how to insert a tampon?
"


1- My name is Jeremy, not Jake Fury.

2- I would stomp her. she's in her 60s.

3- Beatrice and she'd take Justin's last name.

4- I'd give it a 9 on your scale.

5- I'd give donald's hair the edge in experience and cunning but Justin's has youth and stamina on it's side. Gotta go with youth and experience.

 

PS Question: No and I don't need to know.

 

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@InnerVenom123 said:
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DEAR JAKE

..... doyoulikeme?:D


SIGNED, INNERVENOM123

"


yez,yuirsuperkewl.

 

@CATPANEXE said:

"why do you have Fury? is there some way we can help with that?

 
 

"

My Fury is only applicable to my namesake. I am very easygoing.

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#6  Edited By spider-pig23

What is the meaning of life?


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#7  Edited By Mutant God

why is the sky
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#8  Edited By TheBatman586
@CATPANEXE said:
"why do you have Fury? is there some way we can help with that?

 
 
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I think I'm the only one who got the reference..
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@spider-pig23 said:
"What is the meaning of life?

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to be happy and love God. 
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#10  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
Do you love me?
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@Mutant God said:
"why is the sky "

To separate us from the Heavens.
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#12  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
Are you psychic?
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Do you love me?
"

We just met. Give me time.
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#14  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Are you psychic?
"

Sadly, I am not.
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"

No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off.
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#17  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Jake Fury: omgizsupercool:D
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#18  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"
No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "
Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion?
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#19  Edited By TheGoldenOne

Why is everyone doing this?

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#20  Edited By spider-pig23
@TheGoldenOne said:
" Why is everyone doing this? "
Because Jake is the Man.
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"
No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "
Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion? "

I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research.
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#22  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Is Anne Hathaway a terrible choice for Catwoman?
"
No, she's gorgeous and I think she can pull it off. "
Are there better choices? Is she optimal for the role in your opinion? "
I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research. "
I don't think so...
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#23  Edited By TheGoldenOne
@spider-pig23 said:
" @TheGoldenOne said:
" Why is everyone doing this? "
Because Jake is the Man. "
That is why everyone is doing this?
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@TheGoldenOne said:
"Why is everyone doing this? "

We're all sheep and we all lay awake at night wondering what our fellow Viners think about us.
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@spider-pig23 said:
I'm sure there are better choices but they wanted a big name actress to fill the role. I think she can do a good job if she does her research. "
I don't think so... "


Lucky for me its my Q&A blog and you asked me the question. :)
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#26  Edited By spider-pig23
@TheGoldenOne said:
" @spider-pig23 said:
" @TheGoldenOne said:
" Why is everyone doing this? "
Because Jake is the Man. "
That is why everyone is doing this? "
Yes. He is the shepherd and we are the sheeples. WE MUST OBEY! WE MUST OBEY! WE MUST OBEY!
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#27  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
DO YOU LIKE APPLESAUCE???!!!!!!
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@spider-pig23:
Yes, its quite delicious.
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#29  Edited By joshmightbe

Why do midgets hit me with fish?

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#30  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
What flavor?
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#31  Edited By SuperGamera

Where's Waldo?

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#32  Edited By castleking

if we were to confront grey aliens what would be the best way to fight and defeat them?

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#33  Edited By spider-pig23
@SuperGamera said:
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Where's Waldo?

"
Waldo is one of Jake's many aliases. 
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@castleking said:
"if we were to confront grey aliens what would be the best way to fight and defeat them? "

 

I'd try the water trick from Signs first.


@SuperGamera said:

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Where's Waldo?

"

Waldo is in hiding after his recent sex change. I believe heis going by Walda now.


@spider-pig23 said:

" @Jake Fury: 
What flavor?
"

Regular.


@joshmightbe said:

"Why do midgets hit me with fish? "

They're small and fish are easy for them to pick up.
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#35  Edited By Doctor Damn

Jake Fury vs. Jake the Snake w/ equipment. Go.

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#36  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
Which brand????!!!!!!
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@Doctor Damn said:
"Jake Fury vs. Jake the Snake w/ equipment. Go. "

First of all I point and say, "Hey, is that guy giving away free crack?" When Jake turns to look I hit him in the back with a steel chair and then use my finishing move The Fury DDT (I taught it to Jake years ago) for the easy win.
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Which brand????!!!!!!
"

Motts
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#39  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
Which store do you buy it from?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
Which store do you buy it from?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Publix.
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#41  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
What is the name of the aisle?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
What is the name of the aisle?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
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I think its on aisle 3 with the juice boxes and Gatorade.
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#43  Edited By SuperGamera

Who is the best Bond?
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#44  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury: 
About where in the aisle?!?!?!?!?!
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#45  Edited By castleking

if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do?

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@spider-pig23 said:
" @Jake Fury: 
About where in the aisle?!?!?!?!?!
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From the front of the store it's about 3/4 of the way down on the right. 2nd shelf from the bottom.
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#47  Edited By spider-pig23
@castleking said:
" if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do? "
They do not cheat on him because Jake is The Man.
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@castleking said:
"if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do? "


Approach her and put her on the spot.

 

@SuperGamera said:

"Who is the best Bond? "


Connery

 


 

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#49  Edited By spider-pig23
@Jake Fury said:
" @castleking said:
"if you suspect your girlfriend of cheating on you what should you do? "


Approach her and put her on the spot.

 

@SuperGamera said:

"Who is the best Bond? "


Connery

 


 

"
Do you live in Florida?
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I live in Alabama.