Corrupt the wish

I stole..... i mean borrowed this from another site.
 
Its a game and it goes like this .....
I make a wish and the person below me will corrupt it than that person will make a wish and it will be corrupted etc 
 
e.g.
Wish) I had superstrength
Corruption) I get crushed trying to lift and incredibly heavy object since im not super durable.
 
hope everyone gets it.

I wish for more wishes.

corruption) you only get granted 2 more wishes.
 
I wish i had a ferrari.

it has faulty electrical wiring
causing you to crash
 
i wish i had all the powers and abilites of spider-man

You get all his powers but the side effects of radiation cause you to become inhumanly hairy as well.
 
i wish i had reed richards intellect.

you are also the size of a regular spider and are about to eaten by something bigger than you
 
you wish for gold pants

You get pants that are actually made of gold metal and can't move unless you hop around everywhere.
 
I wish for a lot of money

You get so much money you become well known and some very bad folks decide to assassinate you and get your cash....they succeed.
 
I wish i had a bionic arm .

You watch the rest of the world die around you as you live on and find no meaning to life anymore
 
I wish for world peace

" @MrDirector786: When the world will finally be at peace it will be invaded by aliens.
 
@Dracade102: you get an entire truck full of it, on you head.  I wish our universe would fuse with Marvel's  Earth 616 and DC's New Earth. "

dr.doom takes over the world
and the heroes destroy it trying to take it back
 
i wish to be competely invunrable and with cosmic level powers

it misses and kills your loved one who is walking with you
 
i wish to have all chuck norris' internet abilites(makes me capable of all feats )

i call upon the might of 4chan and corrupt the incorruptable
 
i wish to be unbeatable in a fight

 Bruce lee rips out your chest hair and kicks you in the face......for attempting an incorruptible wish =)
 
I wish i could become invisible .

you weep at its beauty an die of dehydration
 i wish to have all superpowers imaginable

U choke on the perfect CHicken sandwich  for not taking a perfect bite
 
i wish i could FLY
 

" U choke on the perfect CHicken sandwich  for not taking a perfect bite  i wish i could FLY  "

" U choke on the perfect CHicken sandwich  for not taking a perfect bite  i wish i could FLY  "

" @Yung ANcient One said:

" U choke on the perfect CHicken sandwich  for not taking a perfect bite  i wish i could FLY  "

Whilst admiring the scenery below, you get distracted and you are sucked inside the turbine of a passing aircraft.  I wish for unlimited luck . "

"Whilst admiring the scenery below, you get distracted and you are sucked inside the turbine of a passing aircraft.  I wish for unlimited luck . "

" @Yung ANcient One said:

" U choke on the perfect CHicken sandwich  for not taking a perfect bite  i wish i could FLY  "

you fly into a plane engine  try and corrupt my wishes! i wish to the perfect artisan of every craft! "

" i call upon the might of 4chan and corrupt the incorruptable  i wish to be unbeatable in a fight "

" you weep at its beauty an die of dehydration  i wish to have all superpowers imaginable "

you fly into a plane engine  try and corrupt my wishes! i wish to the perfect artisan of every craft! "

 @Retnex said:

" You over estimate your luck and kill yourself doing something completely ridiculous  I wish I could speak Japanese "

"a perfect artisan of Death...(assassin)... Kills U...   i wish Jesus would come back "

i wish i could buy any game i want

" i wish i could buy any game i want "

" you get every game in the world but none of the consoles to play them on.  I wish i could do no wrong. "

"  @Retnex said:

" You over estimate your luck and kill yourself doing something completely ridiculous  I wish I could speak Japanese "

In doing so you forget how to speak English.
 
@Yung ANcient One said:

"a perfect artisan of Death...(assassin)... Kills U...   i wish Jesus would come back "

He comes back and says "What, you guys thought I was serious?"   i've noticed that I much prefer destroying other people's wishes to making wishes of my own....I wish I was a little bit nicer. "

" @Do I have to give a name? said:

"  @Retnex said:

" You over estimate your luck and kill yourself doing something completely ridiculous  I wish I could speak Japanese "

In doing so you forget how to speak English.
 
@Yung ANcient One said:

"a perfect artisan of Death...(assassin)... Kills U...   i wish Jesus would come back "

He comes back and says "What, you guys thought I was serious?"   i've noticed that I much prefer destroying other people's wishes to making wishes of my own....I wish I was a little bit nicer. "

you were nice to a psychopath who fallows you how and kills you. i wish that everything i imagined became real "

granted,but you forget how to breath
 
i wish peace to the entire planet

then the sun goes supernova and burns it to a crisp. i wish that i could swim

You swim in the ocean but are soon attacked by a shark and you are not fast enough to swim away from it.
 
I wish I was President of the US.

Gets shot
I wish i could have soome chocolate.

You are not content with the chocolate you get and want more and more until you become overweight.
 
I wish I could eat at a fancy restaurant.

rthe chef accidentaly burned you'r food...how can you eat you'r a robot
 
I wish that superheroes where real.

so are villians
they wipe the people

I wish i had unlimited money.

" I wish i had unlimited money. "

" @Yaujtapool said:

" I wish i had unlimited money. "

The money is counterfeit, and you are arrested for fraud and imprisoned for life.  I wish for world peace. "

" I wish for every comic book ever . "

You'r house gets burned 
 
I wish i had a million dollars.

" @Yaujtapool said:

" I wish for every comic book ever . "

You are buried under an avalanche of comic books, and die from a combination of thirst, and blood loss from paper cuts. I wish for the sky to turn red. "

Someone beats you to it.
 
I wish to know what to wish for.

" I wish to be 100 feet tall. "