Hey, i'm on a picture.
ComicVine is being POLLUTED by "Ask Me" threads!!!
| Question | Answer |
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@wildvine said: Joker, hey. What's Kraken? | The ocean of Norway is cracking, under the the whirlpools caused by sea-monsters. |
If a man created a robot that was more intelligent than him, and the robot made a Thinking Cap that made the man smarter than the robot, then who is really more intelligent? | The Thinking Cap is smarter than them both. |
@samimista said: How do you think of such creative posts? Does it come naturally? Is there a magical power involved? =O | I wear the Thinking Cap mentioned above. It certainly works a charm! |
@samimista said: Happy Unbirthday? | No. I WAS happy, until you undid my happiness by wishing me an unbirthday. |
@samimista said: Kitties or puppies? | Puppies!  |
@samimista said: Do you know the hokey pokey? | Nope, but I invented the Jokey Pokey! $5 for lessons. |
@samimista said: Would you want to play the Joker in a film or perhaps write an ongoing for him? | I'd prefer Troy Baker, or Anthony Misiano, or a similar someone to play Joker's magnificent part. |
Great answer.
Would you date this woman?
@wildvine: The name's Serge Birault, responsible for THESE works of art:
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This is giving me an octopus-fetish...
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1) WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? | Somewhere...over the rainbow. |
| 2) IF YOU COULD FLY, WHERE WOULD YOU FLY FIRST? | I would fly up to my nest of course! So I can eat my babies.  |
| 3) WHY AM I SCREAMING? | BECAUSE YOUR EXTREME OBSESSIVE LOVE FOR ME CAN FORBEAR AN INDOOR-VOICE NO LONGER, AND YOU MUST SCREAM WITH EXCITEMENT IN THE PRESENCE OF MY GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or maybe caps lock is on. |
But, yeah some people should stop asking too many questions.
@pimparoo: Aww did I hurt his feelings? Here, give him this cookie.
| Question | Answer |
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@decoyelite said: You read the Joker story in Batman '66? | I don't think so. |
@angryprune said: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? | Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general density of wood (not including cork), if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioning correctly. Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3 units of wood. |
@lykopis said: Favourite colour and why? | Purple. Because it's the color of royalty...and VANITY! Hahahahaha!!! |
@lykopis said: Favourite animal and why? | Hyenas. Because they are vicious bone-crushing heart-striking joker-laughing MONSTERS! |
@lykopis said: Favourite day of the week and why? | Wednesday. Because that's the day when I spend $200 dollars on Villain's Month comics. |
@lykopis said: Favourite holiday and why? | April Fool's Day!  |
SERIOUSLY @linkxv1??? Really?
Did you REALLY just board this train?
@henrik You are GUILTY for Global Vine Pollution!
The fact some people defends this troll spam and bitch about trolling and the other types of spaming
@katrin_romanoff_004 You are GUILTY for Global Vine Pollution!
@guardian_of_gravity You are GUILTY for Global Vine Pollution!
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