Choose between changing your gender OR changing your sexual orientation? READ OP BEFORE CHOOSING

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Posted by GodSaveMeNow (950 posts) 1 year, 7 months ago

Poll: Choose between changing your gender OR changing your sexual orientation? READ OP BEFORE CHOOSING (51 votes)

I am neither heterosexual (straight) nor homosexual (gay/lesbian) 16%
I would rather change my gender 57%
I would rather change my sexual orientation 27%

In this forced scenario, imagine a mad sorcerer forces you, a heterosexual/homosexual person to make a sadistic choice. He will magically transform you into one of the two following options:

1.) Your physical body is suddenly transformed into that of the opposite gender, with equivalent everything else including mind. E.g.: Meaning a fat handsome bespectacled lazy man who likes women becomes a fat pretty bespectacled lazy woman who likes women.

2.) Nothing of your physical body changes, but your mind is transformed/brainwashed specifically to prefer someone of a gender that is opposite of what you previously prefer in terms of sexual and romantic attraction. E.g.: A straight horny guy will suddenly become gay and horny.

Between these two choices that you are forced to pick, which one would you rather choose?

NOTE: If you are comfortable, do share your sexual orientation and what would your choice in this scenario be.

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#1 Posted by TheWatcherKing (18954 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't want to change either.

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#2 Posted by Revan- (7959 posts) - - Show Bio

What?

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#3 Edited by The_Hajduk (7340 posts) - - Show Bio

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

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#4 Posted by GodSaveMeNow (950 posts) - - Show Bio

@revan-: read the OP, sadistic option to choose.

@thewatcherking: of course you won't want to. Did you read the OP?

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#5 Posted by Revan- (7959 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess I’d go with being gay. I’m personally not go into guys now, so it’d be an . . . Interesting change of pace

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#6 Edited by Helloman (30115 posts) - - Show Bio

Interesting. Yes, very interesting indeed..... Hmmmm......

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#7 Posted by deactivated-5b2121a0a9a00 (10000 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd prefer dying at the hands of sadistic sorcerer.

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#8 Posted by echostarlord117 (5617 posts) - - Show Bio

I’d change my gender. It’d be more interesting than just becoming a gay guy.

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#10 Posted by Cor_Tsar (4980 posts) - - Show Bio

So wait... If I choose the girl option I become a lesbian?

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#11 Posted by deactivated-5b2dd32201ad6 (2795 posts) - - Show Bio

I like being bisexual and I wouldn't mind being a woman.

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#12 Posted by deactivated-5a90ca82ccb5f (6669 posts) - - Show Bio

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

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#13 Posted by The_Hajduk (7340 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_hajduk said:

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

That's freaking creepy and gay.

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#14 Posted by removekebab (3793 posts) - - Show Bio

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

You'd start regretting that once you got old enough. Women age like milk.

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#15 Edited by deactivated-5a90ca82ccb5f (6669 posts) - - Show Bio

@the_hajduk said:
@jardinain2 said:
@the_hajduk said:

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

That's freaking creepy and gay.

Why cant people accept me for who I am?

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#16 Edited by decaf_wizard (17358 posts) - - Show Bio

My girlfriend is bi, so really a change of genders would be easy enough to deal with. Nothing in my life is dude specific, biggest change would be pissing while sitting down

Plus it would be an interesting change

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#17 Posted by IceDemonKing (10039 posts) - - Show Bio

BOTH

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#18 Posted by deactivated-5c07a0327fd39 (4592 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm gay and always prayed for God to "fix" me. It never worked.

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#19 Posted by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

This^

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#20 Posted by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

I would be such a huge pain slut. Even as a guy I'm covered in scars from.....Stuff & things.

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#21 Posted by Chronicplane (9510 posts) - - Show Bio

Being straight up; I'd love to become a girl. It sounds awesome and sexy.

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#22 Posted by deactivated-5a90ca82ccb5f (6669 posts) - - Show Bio

I would be such a huge pain slut. Even as a guy I'm covered in scars from.....Stuff & things.

Can I be your friend?

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#23 Posted by BumpyBoo (14860 posts) - - Show Bio

I get to stay bi and I can be a guy??? Best day ever 8D

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#24 Edited by deactivated-5b5405244e89c (8376 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd just go back to being an effeminate pansexual male

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#25 Edited by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

@jardinain2 said:
@oopsislipped said:

I would be such a huge pain slut. Even as a guy I'm covered in scars from.....Stuff & things.

Can I be your friend?

No but you can be my mistress. Your not a dude are you?

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#26 Posted by PenguinDust (9929 posts) - - Show Bio

I’ve read a lot of gender-swap manga. I know that there is much breast envy and hilarity ensues.

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#27 Posted by IAmVerySmart1 (176 posts) - - Show Bio

I’ve read a lot of gender-swap manga. I know that there is much breast envy and hilarity ensues.

Including Akane-chan Overdrive?

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#29 Posted by MainJP (7555 posts) - - Show Bio

1. I get to be like Ranma Saotome I guess.

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#30 Posted by GodSaveMeNow (950 posts) - - Show Bio

come'on

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#31 Posted by deactivated-5a93651393625 (929 posts) - - Show Bio

@godsaveusall: Can I be in the body of some kind of sex android instead were my "handler" can control my sensitivity levels & everything I feel & cause me to hallucinate being ravaged by sex demons?

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#32 Posted by BruceRogers (17801 posts) - - Show Bio
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#33 Posted by the_stegman (40418 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess turn gay. I don't want to be a woman, periods alone would be enough to make me tap out. Let alone how society treats them and having to worry about hair and make up.

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#34 Posted by HeroUp2112 (18401 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, they're both problematic.

If I were turned into a woman I would immediately become a lesbian...why? Because I just can't stand men physically. Especially the unique part...Hell, I can barely stand mine. However, there are some pretty unpleasant things that go along with being a female that I've always felt kind of bad for them for. There's the whole reproduction thing and everything that goes with it. The social situation, the hurdles they have to climb,(but then again I'd still be on disability so i guess I wouldn't have to worry about that). Just all the unpleasant stuff that i KNOW goes into being female.

However, yeah...I guess I'd have to do that before becoming a homosexual male. For those it works for, more power to you and I'm judging nobody, but again the male body is just NOT for me. Plus the ways the have sex. After my spine injury I had a VERY petite female doctor use her tiny little pinky to do a prostate exam on me and it hurt like HELL. I know the sorcerer would fix all that I suppose but it's so against my nature I'd really rather he didn't.

Sigh...I guess I'd have to go with the body swap. I HOPE I'd change getting to know how to clean and take care of everything and not have someone have to team me at 48 years old...

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#36 Posted by Grawp1 (18 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, I think I would rather change my gender given these two choices. Don't like the feeling of my mind/personality/characterization being messed with

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#37 Posted by JohnCena69swag (4182 posts) - - Show Bio

Sexual orientation because then i could just decide to be straight again later LOL.

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#38 Posted by Grawp1 (18 posts) - - Show Bio

@johncena69swag: pretty sure the OP meant that your brain is forcibly altered such that your sexual orientation is changed whether you liked it or not. You sound like you treat sexual orientation as something of a "I think I prefer an apple over a banana today"

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#39 Posted by JohnCena69swag (4182 posts) - - Show Bio

@grawp1: so I'm permanently mind controlled? That would certainly change things ...

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#40 Posted by deactivated-5b88602e6d6f1 (157 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess I'm neither. My gender is what dictates my sexual orientation. Although if I was a women I'd still fool around with chicks too.

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#41 Edited by Wut (7516 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh, both are meh. I mean, changing your orientation isn't too bad because you wouldn't really care and so long as you are in a culture that is not super homophobic, it isn't bad [plus, if you are into feminine appearances, not like you can't find men that are very feminine looking and if you are into masculine, easy enough to find very masculine looking women].

Being a woman.. is... rough.. because of shark week and pregnancy... also not being able to write your name in snow and not make it weird would be crippling to lose, but hey, whatever, lets try it!

@johncena69swag said:

Sexual orientation because then i could just decide to be straight again later LOL.

Pray it away. Works 100% of the time.

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#42 Posted by The_Badman (2725 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd speedblitz the Sorcerer or die trying.

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#43 Posted by Mortein (6075 posts) - - Show Bio

I would become gay. My life would remain identical, except maybe I would be watching slightly different pornography.

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#44 Posted by deactivated-5b88602e6d6f1 (157 posts) - - Show Bio

@mortein said:

I would become gay. My life would remain identical, except maybe I would be watching slightly different pornography.

Are you saying you'll be an eternal virgin no matter what?

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#45 Posted by FaradaySloth (12194 posts) - - Show Bio

Based on the adult videos, being a lesbian doesn't seem that bad.

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#46 Posted by deactivated-5b84aca03eae8 (6261 posts) - - Show Bio
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#48 Posted by mrmonster (17114 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd rather change my sexual orientation.

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#49 Edited by Jgames (8424 posts) - - Show Bio

I would not mind being a cute girl, unless for some reason I have all the function of a girl, then that be annoying.

I guess being gay would not be too bad, is not like my parents are homophobe (my unle and aunts are but I rarely see them). That being said I just hate the idea of being turn gay. It feel like my brain is being mess with, which just feel wrong. Granted convinience wise, is easier to be gay than having to explain how you got turn into a woman XD

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#50 Posted by deactivated-5bd0d99b6c6f7 (1676 posts) - - Show Bio