Characters That troll an appreciation thread.

Let's list the Clever Ways characters have trolled In there stories.

For example Bai Xiaochun and his Penchant for stacking up as many defensive items as possible, when he himself has some seriously innate +def, and his refusal to do anything dangerous like attacking, because he would have to drop his shield.

Or Perhaps you could Tell a story about Meng Hao and a Certain Iron Spear, Or the hilarious trolling of Yue Yang in Long live summons.

Naturally you can pull from any media here, including the obvious examples that can be found in naruto, bleach, dragonball ect.

See I throw a low ball here guys, I can actually think of like 30 examples off the top of my head.

My threads are as popular as ever.

Because you are using incredibly obscure characters as the basis of your thread and then assuming (in an egotistical way) that we know them as well; which is clearly not the case, whilst you then go and add more ego fuel by saying "I can actually think of like 30 examples off the top of my head".

Would you kindly reread the op?

Let's list the Clever Ways characters have trolled In there stories.

Naturally you can pull from any media here, including the obvious examples that can be found in naruto, bleach, dragonball ect.

I'm assuming you have read a story right? any story? again low ball.

Would you kindly reread the op?

For example Bai Xiaochun and his Penchant for stacking up as many defensive items as possible, when he himself has some seriously innate +def, and his refusal to do anything dangerous like attacking, because he would have to drop his shield.

Or Perhaps you could Tell a story about Meng Hao and a Certain Iron Spear, Or the hilarious trolling of Yue Yang in Long live summons.

Callout 10 users on this site that know all of these characters and I'll retract my statement.

I'm assuming you have read a story right? any story? again low ball.

I don't think you understand what lowball means.

Please give other examples :P

@khael: sure.

The Main character from Heavenly Jewel change, is in my mind hilarious.

Zhou Weiqing asked a sullen expression: “Officer Bro, uhm, can I ask, on the battlefield which unit branch can stand at the back and will not have much contact with the enemy?”

another example of him buying armor for himself,

Zhou Weiqing widened his eyes in surprise, saying with an honest expression on his face: “Boss, didn’t you say it was 6 gold coins per kg earlier? You also said you won’t be charging me for the service. I’m buying this as a gift to our Battalion Commander, you wouldn’t be so stingy right? You should have sincerity when running a business ah! How about this, if you really need to increase the price I can’t argue, but I don’t have enough money at this time, after I gift this to our Battalion Commander, I’ll get her to reimburse you the remaining amount, is that okay? After all, our Battalion Commander is a pillar of our state ah! For her safety, I’m giving up the pay that I have saved for a few years, I really have nothing left already.” As he continued his story, this despicable rascal gave a look of pity and and with tangled emotions.

Upon being punished.

“AHHHHHHHHH!!” Zhou Weiqing’s shrill screams sounded like he was being castrated, his whole body fell onto the floor face first, rolling around in agony.

Shangguan Bing’er looked at the whip in her hands questioningly, thinking hesitatingly: Was it that painful? I didn’t use any Heavenly Energy in that blow! This Little Fatty Zhou looks so stout, who knew he is so frail?

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Looking at Little Fatty Zhou’s pain, Shangguan Bing’er couldn’t bring herself to hit him a second time. After rolling around for a while, Zhou Weiqing finally quietened down, but still lay there twitching, as if he couldn’t make it already.

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Another fun example Is Nie Lie from Tales of demons and gods, Let's go with him goading, conning and outright trolling a rival family a rival family that is looking to kill him a tournament.

Tales of demons and gods chapters 81-89

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Shikamaru's Fight against Temari

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Bai Xiaochun Is the undisputed king, when it comes to troll characters.

“Bai Xiaochun? I heard that you came first in the South Bank’s qualification battle this time?” Bei Hanlie took a glance at Bai Xiaochun’s getup, with undisguised ridicule in his eyes.

“You are called Bei Hanlie, yes? I will give you a chance to concede!” The huge dog’s savageness made Bai Xiaochun’s heart shake wildly, but he still maintained the expression of an expert as lofty as the clouds in the sky.

“Concede?” When Bei Hanlei heard Bai Xiaochun’s words, he was stunned for a moment before he looked up to the sky and laughed uproariously as though he had heard a hilarious joke. A savage aura gradually emerged in his eyes.

“Interesting. You are the first outer sect disciple that has dared to talk to me in such a manner in many years.” Bei Hanlie raised his right hand and formed a hand seal to command the Nocturnal Beast.

“Bei Hanlie, this is your final chance to concede. Once I, Bai Xiaochun, have made my move, even I fear what may happen. I advise you… it’s best you don’t force my hand.” Bai Xiaochun sighed lightly as if he was an exceptional expert while he looked at Bei Hanlie under the quiet sky, a trace of sympathy evident in his eyes.

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“Once I really make my move, even I fear what may happen.” Bai Xiaochun sighed and just as his voice resounded, his right hand suddenly patted his storage pouch and two medicine pills immediately appeared in his hands.

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However, in the instant that a human and a beast both charged, Bai Xiaochun’s suddenly shot up and threw a medicine pill straight at the Nocturnal Beast.

A fierce glow radiated in the Nocturnal Beast’s eyes and it growled. It could evade the pill with ease, but unexpectedly, its body paused and its expression change slightly. The Nocturnal Beast actually did not even attempt to dodge and directly swallowed that medicine pill in a single gulp.

After consuming this medicine pill, the huge dog’s body violently shuddered, and in a flash, both its eyes became bloodshot. A loud tremor resounded within its body, from head to toe. Its originally thick and robust body actually swelled up once again in this moment. In the blink of an eye, the Nocturnal Beast had nearly doubled in size!

Even more bones spurred and its teeth grew even longer!

Its saliva flowed out like a river, and above all, in the area between its legs, a stick was now… standing erect!

Its whole body looked so savage at this moment that it was difficult to describe.

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“I advise you once again. Concede.” Bai Xiaochun raised his chin and spoke lightly.

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Bai Xiaochun sighed and swung his right hand after raising it up. The Aphrodisiac Pill that he had refined flying straight at Bei Hanlie.

After he had thrown out the medicine pill, Bai Xiaochun’s speed retreated extremely quickly to the edge of the arena. He stood there and nervously paid attention to Bei Hanlie.

Bei Hanlie’s eyes shrunk back into their sockets. He was about to dodge, but this medicine pill crumbled and exploded on its own, turning into powder and enveloping the surroundings. No matter how Bei Hanlie tried to evade, most of the powder stuck onto his body.

The colour of his face changed as he rapidly backed away, thinking that it was a poisonous pill. He hurriedly examined himself, only to realise that there was nothing unusual but just a strange, sweet scent.

He frowned, feeling this was getting weirder and weirder. Just as he was planning to quickly get over with this, he suddenly heard a low growl coming from beside him. He shot a glance from the corner of his eyes and his expression quickly changed.

The Nocturnal Beast that was wailing loudly suddenly turned its head. A wicked aura surrounded it, its eyes glowing red as it unexpectedly locked its eyes on Bei Hanlie.

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A short but sweet example from Upgrade specialist in another word is the simple use of a brick.

“Hey, look! What’s that the kid’s holding??”

“A brick???”

“A brick…haha! It’s a brick!!”

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For a second time, Bai Yunfei’s brick came at his head!

“Crack!”

Ah.

This time, there was the sound of bone breaking.

Direwolf stumbled backwards, but Bai Yunfei came again with a third strike!

This time, not only was there the sound of bone breaking, but blood came splurting out too!

There's a moral In here somewhere....

Say what you want about the later chapters of bleach, but that Aizen Reveal doe.

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Another example is the God from Kuma Kuma Kuma bear.

Who reincarnates the main character as someone who is completely powerless in a fantasy world, and gifts her this overpowered suit.

Might I introduce to you fine folks, a certain wooden bat from Running away from the Hero?

I gripped my wooden bat as I looked at 102 walk out with an annoyed mumble.

This wooden bat was, if I were to explain it, a bat that does not hurt its victims, but merely inflict pain onto them. A lot of pain. A shitload of pain, in fact. I hope that you, the readers, understand just how painful this thing is for me to repeat my words twice.

If it’s still hard to imagine… think of it like this: the victim basically turns into a sandbag in the face of the bat.

I smirked inside when I saw 102 grumble some more after seeing the bat.

Hoho, this is an extra powerful bat that I expended my own funds into, which not only gets rid of all evidences of attacks, but even gives a massage to the victim’s body. Truly, it is an amazing training tool.

But the thing is, it hurts a lot. Even the rookies that listen to me quite well turn vicious when they see me with the bat.

I decided to enlighten this poor lamb with the idea that the bat was unsurpassable unless he could completely overwhelm me in skill.

And how shall I do that? By hitting him, of course! Hoho, don’t look at me like that. This is the whip of love. And after all, all famous swordsmen use something that seems harmless as their weapon.

From against the Gods is a naughty little thing that likes to sneak snacks and gain weight.

Big brother, I’m suddenly very hungry. Do you have anything nice to eat?”

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“Something delicious… something delicious!!”

The little girl screeched with joy and practically bulldozed her way forward, grabbing Dragon Fault. Her extremely bizarre actions caused Yun Che’s face to twitch exaggeratedly, as he said in a powerless voice, “Stop messing around, it’s really very heavy… My… my god!”

After the little girl grabbed Dragon Fault, she immediately stood up and carried Dragon Fault in her arms…

Carried it in her arms!!

Even though Dragon Fault was broken and had lost all its energy and presence, its heavy weight had not changed! Each piece weighed at least ten thousand kilograms! But this girl who would feel tired from walking and even collapse from time to time, she could actually effortlessly pick up a piece of Dragon Fault. And looking at her right now, she did not even break a sweat.

Drip, drip…

Saliva uncontrollably poured from her mouth, causing the body of the sword to become drenched in a blink of an eye. The girl sucked in her saliva, and with eyes flashing with excitement, opened her mouth and bit down on the blade of Dragon Fault.

Crunch!

For reference dragon fault is the Main characters sword.

(Avatar the last airbender) Toph trolling Aang during thier training.

(Naruto) Harem technique

(Deadpool movie) basically every single line.

(Assassination classroom) Korosensei trolling student.

(Dragon ball super) Angels trolling thier gods of destruction during the tournament of power.

I can do this all day.

Gotta appreciate Music Meister trolling the whole CW for one episode.

@cable_extreme: You know for some reason, dead-pool never even crossed my mind, I am a bit ashamed seems quite obvious in hindsight.

Also, everyone has to appreciate Nohate for trolling CV for 2 years.....

@thekillerklok: lol. Like punching and kicking Colossus.

Aizen, Kisuke, and Mayuri from Bleach

Yuki Terumi from BlazBlue, the God Emperor of all Trolls.

Special shout out to my boy Kaiki.

Oh, How Could I have forgotten about the "Old man" from conquest.

These words immediately poked at Shaar Thunder’s sore spot. He rolled his eyes and snorted: “Heng, the old man was right, an ugly person is always rude!”

“…………”

The pitiful creature’s eyes instantaneously widened and stared at Shaar with an indescribable look. Recovering from this shock, he suddenly jumped up!

Not caring about the wound on his legs, the pain on his head and not even that a small piece of tooth chipped off! He roared at Shaar Thunder:

“What did you just say?! You said that I am ugly?!!!”

The pitiful creatures flew into a rage, while hearing the most intolerable insult.

“Are you not?” Shaar Thunder looked disdained at this guy: “As a “man”, your appearance is simply pitiful if you could be even can that way. Look at yourself, you grew this tall, but can’t even open an animal trap by yourself. Your face – a handsome man should have a robust physique, strong and muscular. The face should be square featured with thick eyebrows and a wide mouth. Ideal would be to have a scar on the face, a big mouth to drink liquor and eat meat in bulks……That is a real man.”

Oh may gods forgive this pitiful hillbilly….

It was obvious that this boy had little experience of the world. His aesthetic standard was so twisted, even to a large extend ……it could be said that it was entirely “attributed” to that already dead old fart!

In order to make his own adopted son respect him, that old man taught him that his image and behaviours were the standards of the worlds most handsome and amazing men.

Vulgar, sturdiness, scars, can eat a lot, drink a lot and sleep……

Although Shaar mingled since his childhood in Primal Wildfire Town in some bad places and was gradually influenced by some basic attitude from the town locals, it had to be said that in certain aspects he was still very innocent.

Hearing his explanations, the pitiful creature’s jaw dropped. This time it wasn’t from anger, but from this guy’s ridiculous world view.

“……As for you, as a man you are really a useless. But if you were a woman ……” Shaar blinked his eye.

“……as a female then?” The pitiful creature could not help but ask.

“If you were a woman, then you would be even uglier.” Shaar’s words almost made the pitiful creature spit blood.

“Ugly! You said I am ugly!!”The pitiful creature was enraged!

Her head may break and her blood may flow. As a beautiful woman who would be surprised that her own appearance was the most important thing to her. This was the one thing all beautiful women in the world would not tolerate when insulted!

“You hillbilly tell me, how does a beautiful woman looks like?!”

“First she needs to have a big ass and big breasts.” Shaar Thunder lifted both his hands to make two extremely exaggerate arcs: “A big assed woman can have many children and a woman needs large breasts to produce sufficient breast milk to feed the children. Additionally, her hands and feet need to be thick so that she can work, cook and carry water to wash clothes, hehe.”

The pitiful creature stopped being angry and started to give Shaar a strange look: “Hey, then what about the ……face? In your opinion, how should a beautiful woman’s face look like?”

“Face? Does it matters how the face looks like?” Shaar gave a disapproval tone: “Old man said: Turn off a light and all women look the same.”

He deliberately put a very sophisticated look on his face.

…… The pitiful creature started to pity this pitiful hillbilly.

“Uh, who is the ‘old man’ you talked about?”

“My foster father.”

The pitiful creature sighed and looked at Shaar Thunder while asking in a low voice: “These things you said were taught by your foster father?”

“That’s right.”

“Ok, I understand now ……” The pitiful creature answered in a relaxed tone: “Your foster father certainly a grudge against you.”

Naturally Takamura needs a mention. We could fill up a thread with feats from this Takamura alone, let alone the rest of the series.

Lin Fan aka "The peach stealing demon." From the strongest system.

The novel takes place in a wuxia world, and the main character has a light novel-esque System. (Basically he is an RPG character.)

He goes around stealing the bricks out of the houses of his fellow sect members and uses them to craft the following.

Nine-Five Red Brick” … length nine centimeters, width five centimeters, overall usage: the basic building structure for houses.’

Rank: Legendary Weapon.

Effects: One brick in hand can dominate the entire world, able to ignore all defensive capabilities. One hit on the head will 100% guarantee knockout for one minute, can repeatedly be used, not effective on other parts of the body.

Description: this is a violation of equivalent forging, a legendary weapon that should be impossible to craft.

Also this is his One Martial arts move he is dedicated to leveling at all costs (by practicing on everyone.)

The experience began decreasing, but Lin Fan already expected this to happen. In the Saint Devil sect, the disciples merely provided experience in hundreds or few thousands at the most. Now that he had been given such a grand opportunity and met such masters that were willing to provide him points, he wouldn’t let this chance go no matter what.

Since stealing one peach now only provided ten thousand experience, then leveling up would require stealing one hundred times.

This amount wasn’t too big or too small, but Lin Fan was worried that Yi Mo Xin would be long destroyed by then.

But Yi Mo Xin was a level seven pericelestial, so there should be nothing to worry about. The cultivation base was that high, so his body must be incredibly sturdy.

Lin Fan thus entered an endless cycle of stealing peaches.

Time gradually passed by.

Lin Fan didn’t know how many times he had stolen, and neither could he count the number of times he smacked with the brick.,Afterward, Lin Fan made a rule that after every five steals, he would smack the brick over the two’s head, then continue his immersion of joyful peach stealing.

This guy in one respect just may be the most terrifying character I have ever happened across...

Light Spoilers, if you care

karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru

I now present to you Mutou.

Wang Lu from Once upon a time, There was a Spirit Sword Mountain.

This man show's us a very important lesson...

“You, you actually compare me to that Western dog cook!? Let me tell you, even the sect can’t force me to undertake a task!?”

Listening to this resolute answer, Wang Lu laughed loudly. “Wen Bao, why don’t you go outside first.”

“What!? Ah, okay.” Without questioning him again, the fatty immediately trod out.

Thus, he was very lucky not to hear the dialogue inside the Inn.

“Oh, Master, please help your disciple!”

“F*ck! You’re doing this trick again!?”

“Master, please help your disciple!”

“You… okay, okay, you got my promise! Enough, stop kowtowing!”

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“In short, for various reasons, our wise and great Sister Ling decided to join our team to subjugate the Seven Stars Sect.”

Outside the inn, Wang Lu introduced their new teammate to Wen Bao, who seemed to have expected this to happen.

@thekillerklok said:

Lin Fan aka "The peach stealing demon." From the strongest system.

The novel takes place in a wuxia world, and the main character has a light novel-esque System. (Basically he is an RPG character.)

He goes around stealing the bricks out of the houses of his fellow sect members and uses them to craft the following.

Nine-Five Red Brick” … length nine centimeters, width five centimeters, overall usage: the basic building structure for houses.’

Rank: Legendary Weapon.

Effects: One brick in hand can dominate the entire world, able to ignore all defensive capabilities. One hit on the head will 100% guarantee knockout for one minute, can repeatedly be used, not effective on other parts of the body.

Description: this is a violation of equivalent forging, a legendary weapon that should be impossible to craft.

Also this is his One Martial arts move he is dedicated to leveling at all costs (by practicing on everyone.)

The experience began decreasing, but Lin Fan already expected this to happen. In the Saint Devil sect, the disciples merely provided experience in hundreds or few thousands at the most. Now that he had been given such a grand opportunity and met such masters that were willing to provide him points, he wouldn’t let this chance go no matter what.

Since stealing one peach now only provided ten thousand experience, then leveling up would require stealing one hundred times.

This amount wasn’t too big or too small, but Lin Fan was worried that Yi Mo Xin would be long destroyed by then.

But Yi Mo Xin was a level seven pericelestial, so there should be nothing to worry about. The cultivation base was that high, so his body must be incredibly sturdy.

Lin Fan thus entered an endless cycle of stealing peaches.

Time gradually passed by.

Lin Fan didn’t know how many times he had stolen, and neither could he count the number of times he smacked with the brick.,Afterward, Lin Fan made a rule that after every five steals, he would smack the brick over the two’s head, then continue his immersion of joyful peach stealing.

This guy in one respect just may be the most terrifying character I have ever happened across...

I own the book that pic comes from, sadly.

Got it as a 16th birthday present from someone who did not know me very well.

Koro Sensei is an Easy mention.

Fox Quicksilver. Duh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NnyVc8r2SM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UtzRZ-ulGM

Izaya:

Oz Vessalius:

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Vanitas:

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Xerxes Break:

Behold, fictions most lovable slave-trader!

The shear number of examples that could be pulled from Baka to test.

The Janitor Scrubs.

Meng Li - I Shall Seal the heavens

Her Son Meng Hao is To Kind hearted and easy to con apparently...

Meng Li was very pleased. To her, it didn’t matter what Meng Hao bought for her, the expression of the feelings in his heart was the most important thing.

“Oh you!” she said warmly, tousling his hair. “You always throw your money away! You need to learn to be frugal! Don’t you remember what I taught you when you were young about saving money? If you have a single copper coin, cut it in two before you spend it. The same principle applies to spirit stones.

“Furthermore, you’re too kind and considerate. Too honest! You’re a smart kid, but you need to remember what I’ve taught you. Never let yourself get the short end of the stick!

“The cultivation world is a dog-eat-dog place, and you have to be on guard at all times. That’s what I worry about the most, you know. You take after me, too kind-hearted and too honest. Not like your sister. She’s a lot more like your father, always suspicious about everything.” Meng Li shook her head, and her eyes filled with concern.

Meng Hao had a strange expression on his face, and as he listened to her talk, his face started to redden. He had to look at her closely to make sure that she wasn’t being sarcastic with him.

“Mom, I… I never get the short end of the stick,” he explained.

“Never get the short end of the stick?” Meng Li responded lovingly. “Look at all these things you got for me. I can tell from a single glance that you must have spent a fortune. Obviously you got conned.”

“I didn’t get conned! I…” Meng Hao quickly explained about everything that happened with Guru Heavencloud. Not wanting to get his mother’s hopes up only to dash them later, he left out the part about the jade command medallion. He would wait until he gathered some more clues about the matter before breaking that news to her. After he finished, Meng Li frowned at him, looking even more worried than before.

“Silly boy, why did you go and do things that way?” she said with a sigh. “You shouldn’t have just straight-up killed Guru Heavencloud. You little dummy, that’s exactly what I’m talking about when I say you get the short end of the stick. Everyone has friends and family, including that Guru Heavencloud. Even I’ve heard of him before. He had lots of rich friends. All you had to do was let him go, and he would have gone to get help from his friends. Then you could have followed him to see who his friends were.

“Then you could have robbed all of them without even having to come up with an excuse why. How great would that have been? Ai. You’re just like me, child. Too honest.” His mother finished with a bitter chuckle.

Meng Hao’s eyes widened, and he stared in shock.

“Oh, there’s another reason you shouldn’t have killed him,” she continued. “Do you know how much Quasi-Dao experts are worth? Take him to the Eighth Mountain and Sea, and you could have gotten a mind-boggling price for him. You’re just too inexperienced. Not far-sighted enough. All you could think about was some crappy bazaar. That place isn’t worth squat.

“See, when you analyze it carefully, you’ll see that you really were conned. Don’t you remember what I taught you when you were young? When you go out and see something valuable, if you don’t pick it up, it’s the same as if you lost it!

“Another thing is that the entire body of a Quasi-Dao expert is a magical treasure unto itself. Even if you killed him, you could have delivered his body over to the Fourth Mountain and Sea and earned a huge profit.

“Also, the bones of a Quasi-Dao expert can fetch a high price in the Seventh Mountain and Sea. After all, those aren’t things you run into all the time. But you went and threw all that away! Ai. Honey, you’re really too honest and straightforward.” By the time Meng Hao’s mother finished speaking, her voice was like droning in Meng Hao’s ears, and he was staring at her in shock.

After a long moment passed, he suddenly slapped his thigh. Looking extremely annoyed, he said, “You’re totally right! Dammit! How come I didn’t think of those things!?” Stabs of pain filled his heart as he thought about the vast amount of spirit stones he had lost out on.

Euron Greyjoy

Everything was happening too quickly. Meng Hao gaped in astonishment. Before he could react, he saw the multicolored streak flying through the air at high speed. It looked like a shooting star as it headed toward the beautiful, proud Scarlet Peacock.

Within the colorful light was none other than the parrot, shooting forward like a spear, head upraised. Its sharp, curved beak emitted a cold glow, as it clenched its body tight into something that looked like a spearhead.

Meng Hao wasn’t sure if he was mistaken or not, but it very much seemed like its eyes were shining with excitement, as well as determination and lasciviousness….

It moved with incredible speed. In one breath it was quite a distance from the peacock. In the next breath, it was upon it.

All of the feathers on the body of the Scarlet Peacock stood on end as it turned its beautiful head, emanating the powerful might of a phoenix, seeming to warn everyone from encroaching upon its space. Meng Hao’s eyes went wide, and his mind began to spin. He suddenly had a very bad feeling about what was happening. He watched the multicolored streak of light that was the parrot as it charged directly toward the peacocks rear end….

Aaiiieee!

An intense, miserable screech echoed out from the once graceful and beautiful peacock. The sound was wretched, as an indescribable pain washed over it.

All its feathers stood on end, and its expression was twisted and distorted. It was no longer elegant, and its beauty had now been transformed into suffering. It trembled violently as its scream filled Dongluo City, which of course attracted the attention of large numbers of Cultivators. All of them lifted their heads up in astonishment.

What they saw was the peacock, always so graceful and haughty, now trembling violently and screaming miserably. It was flying haphazardly through the air, beating its wings, as if it was trying to shake something off of its body.

Its efforts were of no avail. As it screamed, its eyes turned red, and a billowing Flame Sea appeared around it. Within the fire, the peacock continued to scream intensely. Its feathers bristled to the point where it looked like it might explode from insanity.

All of the Cultivators in the city were staring with gaping mouths, unsure of what exactly was happening to it. However, they could all sense that the peacock was currently experiencing indescribable pain.

Sachi from the Grasia Series...

The best troll is master Ken, grandmaster of Ameri-do-te.

Obligatory Mention.

The Demon Master can be pretty Trollish

Seemed obligatory.

JLU Batman was such a troll.

That Moment when there are forces plotting to kill you and steal your "Priceless cultivation technique."

Presently, Duan Ling Tian was making a copy of a cultivation method.

The starting part of it was from a cultivation method that could be considered to be not bad that Duan Ling Tian had casually found from the memories of the Rebirth Martial Emperor, then he’d copied the start.

The back was instead something Duan Ling Tian fabricated casually.

Then, he added eye piercing large words in the empty space in the middle…

One must first castrate one’s self if there is desire to cultivate the second half;

Without castration, it’s difficult to succeed in the divine cultivation method;

Once castrated, rebirth shall be achieved!

In the end, Duan Ling Tian wrote four exquisite large words at the cover of the booklet:

Muscle Meridian Rebirth Scroll.

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"Little Brother Ke, I’ve decided… I’ll castrate myself! Only after castrating myself would I be able to possess the strength and natural talent like Duan Ling Tian." Zhao Lei looked at Zhao Ke and said resolutely.

"Big Brother Lei… Do we really have to castrate ourselves?" Zhao Ke’s legs started shivering and he had an expression of fear. "Should we discuss this matter with my Father?"

"That won’t do!" Zhao Lei said resolutely, "We can’t let our fathers know of this… Otherwise, they wouldn’t allow us to do it! After all, once we castrate ourselves, the Zhao Clan will have no descendants."

Zhao Ke went silent as it was indeed logical.

"Big Brother Lei, I’m afraid…" Zhao Ke’s face became ghastly pale and his voice started trembling.

"What’re you afraid of? Could it be that you don’t want to possess a natural talent like Duan Ling Tian? You don’t want to become outstanding and bring honor for your father?" Zhao Lei looked at Zhao Ke as he asked.

Zhao Ke’s body trembled when he heard this, and a fierce light shot out from his eyes. "I do! I want to kill all those people that opposed my Father… Like that Mizar Peak’s Master, Zheng Fan. If it wasn’t for him stopping my Father that day, my Father would have killed Duan Ling Tian long ago and seized the Muscle Meridian Rebirth Scroll!"