Bruce Lee vs. André the Giant

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#1  Edited By Joygirl
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Height: Around 5'7"

Weight: Fluctuated, but for this fight, about 140lbs.

Occupation: BAMF

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Height: Somewhere around 7'0".

Weight: Around 500lbs.

Occupation: Really big BAMF.

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Battle takes place in a dojo the size of Rhode Island. Scattered all over are various weapons, but only ones made of wood (staffs, clubs, tonfa, bokken, etc.)

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#2  Edited By GTG12

I pick bruce but it could go either way.

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#3  Edited By deadpool6_6_6

Bruce Lee would kill him.

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Andre is just too big

The Giant takes this

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#5  Edited By Emperorb777

Bruce Lee

Size doesn't matter there are ways of taking out people who are bigger than you especially with weapons around.

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#6  Edited By Almighty_Darkseid

almighty bruce lee, stomps with ease

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#7  Edited By Almighty_Darkseid

bruce lee is 5'8 and 150

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we all know Bruce is AMAZING but come on guys Andre is not some big idiot who can't fight

He is BIG and can fight.

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#9  Edited By Ston3face

I honestly don't believe this could go either way, Bruce would destroy Andre. Bruce Lee was a master of kung-fu and in world class physical shape. I don't see Andre even landing a blow.

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#10  Edited By BarelyAverage

Bruce Lee wins but it would go either way if there weren't weapons involved. With wooden staffs and such Bruce could still injure Andre's hands, head, and lower legs. All of the parts are vulnerable to physically fit man who is proficient in weapons like Bruce Lee so yea, Bruce would take this.

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#11  Edited By HBKTimHBK

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

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@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

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#13  Edited By Joygirl

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

Drank like a m*********er.

Also, he once grabbed two guys (wrestlers, 250 a piece), in one hand each and proceeded to drown them.

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#14  Edited By HBKTimHBK

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

Okay, cool...Bruce Lee wins.

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#15  Edited By HBKTimHBK

@Joygirl said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

Drank like a m*********er.

Also, he once grabbed two guys (wrestlers, 250 a piece), in one hand each and proceeded to drown them.

I still say Bruce wins, he has the better training..and the second feat is the only one that matters.

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#16  Edited By Joygirl

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

bruce lee is 5'8 and 150

I specifically researched his stats online, sources varied wildly, as did his actual weight (just look at the difference between EtD and RotD), so I left it mostly vague.

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#17  Edited By deadpool6_6_6

Bruce lee was one of the best martial artist in the world. he would destroy him.

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@HBKTimHBK said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

Okay, cool...Bruce Lee wins.

that deserves props. In fact that seems physically impossible to do. So Andre the giant must have the super power of invincible liver

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#19  Edited By HBKTimHBK

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@HBKTimHBK said:

Bruce Lee, what are actual feats for Andre the Giant other then wrestling with the WWF?

drinking 120 beers consecutively

Okay, cool...Bruce Lee wins.

that deserves props. In fact that seems physically impossible to do. So Andre the giant must have the super power of invincible liver

It deserves props sure, but not in a fight.

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#20  Edited By Joygirl

People underestimate size. Andre wasn't just BIG. He was over 3 times Bruce's max weight. His head probably outweighed Bruce's entire torso. The vast majority of Bruce's light attacks will not harm him, and a single glancing blow from Andre will be devastating. Now, I'm not saying Andre wins -- I'm not sure, that's why I made the battle. But you shouldn't ignore him just because he's "just a big guy". He's THE big guy.

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#21  Edited By willpayton

Bruce would win, but Andre can take a punch. That guy was huge with large bones and muscles, but his main problem was his speed. Bruce has the advantage of being able to move faster and pick his shots, probably going for some pressure points or other vulnerable areas.

Bruce wins 8.5/10

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#22  Edited By deadpool6_6_6

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

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but if Andre gets a hold of Bruce it won't be pretty

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#24  Edited By HBKTimHBK

@Joygirl said:

People underestimate size. Andre wasn't just BIG. He was over 3 times Bruce's max weight. His head probably outweighed Bruce's entire torso. The vast majority of Bruce's light attacks will not harm him, and a single glancing blow from Andre will be devastating. Now, I'm not saying Andre wins -- I'm not sure, that's why I made the battle. But you shouldn't ignore him just because he's "just a big guy". He's THE big guy.

Andre has no formal training against one of the best martial artists.

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#25  Edited By willpayton

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

The fight against Hogan was rigged so that they could pass the torch onto Hogan. If it had been a real fight Andre would have killed Hogan.

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@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

Dude. In a staged wrestling match. Hogan would never beat Andre the Giant -- he's shown what he can do to professional wrestlers in real world situations (murder them).

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#27  Edited By deadpool6_6_6

@Joygirl said:

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

Dude. In a staged wrestling match. Hogan would never beat Andre the Giant -- he's shown what he can do to professional wrestlers in real world situations (murder them).

Yeah Hogan only won for show reasons. wwf is fake.

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#28  Edited By Joygirl

@HBKTimHBK said:

@Joygirl said:

People underestimate size. Andre wasn't just BIG. He was over 3 times Bruce's max weight. His head probably outweighed Bruce's entire torso. The vast majority of Bruce's light attacks will not harm him, and a single glancing blow from Andre will be devastating. Now, I'm not saying Andre wins -- I'm not sure, that's why I made the battle. But you shouldn't ignore him just because he's "just a big guy". He's THE big guy.

Andre has no formal training against one of the best martial artists.

Neither do grizzly bears, but I bet Bruce Lee would have a decent challenge against one.

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I must say that I am biased to my fellow country men. I think Bruce would lose Andre is not just a 7 footer he is immensely strong and had extremely thick bones.

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#30  Edited By deadpool6_6_6

@WillPayton said:

@deadpool6_6_6 said:

Aundrey the giant got beat by hulk hogan, bruce lee would kill them both.

The fight against Hogan was rigged so that they could pass the torch onto Hogan. If it had been a real fight Andre would have killed Hogan.

true. logically aundrey would have won. still bruce lee take this. bruce lee would beat big show even.

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@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... especially bruce lee

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#32  Edited By Washuchan

Andre FTW

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@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... a person like especially bruce lee

Yeah. Against a normal fighter Bruce's size, if Andre grabbed him he'd be dead in seconds. But with Bruce's speed and brutality I'd say he has a good chance to get out if he got grabbed. But, that's not to say that Andre would not stand a chance in such a case. If he's not holding back then he could do some serious damage to Bruce if he laid hands on him.

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@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... a person like especially bruce lee

dude andre had strength that pushed the limits of the human body. Also everyone says Andre is some hulking mammoth that is super slow. He isn't the dude played soccer (not as a goalie mind you). His trainers stand firm that if Andre got his hands on someone he could literally tear there arms off. One time he got in a bar brawl and the people who insulted Andre ran away into there car and Andre flipped it easily

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#35  Edited By svtballa

Bruce wins easily. He would strike him in the balls multiple times until Andre went down. Then target the throat/eyes

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#36  Edited By willpayton

@Joygirl said:

Neither do grizzly bears, but I bet Bruce Lee would have a decent challenge against one.

LOL... Bruce Lee would get ripped to shreds by a grizzly.

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@svtballa: and wat andre stands there and lets him do that? Bruce lee is fast enough but his arm length is short enough to put him in andre's range every single strike

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#38  Edited By Deranged Midget

I'm sure a man of Bruce Lee's position would have know pressure points and nerve endings which would've allowed him to strike Andre in the right places to put him down. Regardless, he's far too fast and agile for Andre to land a hit on him.

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#39  Edited By King Saturn
I see Bruce Lee kicking Andre the Giant in his lower private extremities several times... causing the Giant to pass out from pain. 
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#40  Edited By Joygirl

@WillPayton said:

@Joygirl said:

Neither do grizzly bears, but I bet Bruce Lee would have a decent challenge against one.

LOL... Bruce Lee would get ripped to shreds by a grizzly.

Not necessarily... as stated before, he could dodge and strike rapidly at its nose/eyes, disorienting and agonizing it as he slowly beat its brains in. He COULD. Or he could get his head slapped off. Point is, it isn't clear-cut just because the opponent doesn't have formal training.

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#41  Edited By lvl100gastly

bruce lee will win, size is a massive advantage up to a point but andre had problems because of his, he would be really slow and would probably get tired fast.

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@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: martial artists knows how to break out of holds... a person like especially bruce lee

dude andre had strength that pushed the limits of the human body. Also everyone says Andre is some hulking mammoth that is super slow. He isn't the dude played soccer (not as a goalie mind you). His trainers stand firm that if Andre got his hands on someone he could literally tear there arms off. One time he got in a bar brawl and the people who insulted Andre ran away into there car and Andre flipped it easily

the thing is that i doubt andre can even get a hold of bruce, and even if he did bruce can get out since martial artists knows how to get out of holds and counter back and bruce is very flexible, or he could just hit andre in his groin, which would be a ko, if not then bruce can just unleash a barrage of punches and kicks to finish him off

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Everyone is overlooking Bruce's arm length. Everytime he goes for a punch he is close enough for Andre to get him Andre was by no means slow but this fight depends on if Andre was in his prime or not. Because his disease would not allow him to get into prolonged fights.

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@VercingetorixTheGreat: bruce dont have short arms... in fact he had long arms

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Andre wasn't slow he was rather fast he would eventually catch Bruce before Andre becomes to tired out.

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@VercingetorixTheGreat: not if bruce just runs in a circle around andre and just dodge him till he tires out

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@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: not if bruce just runs in a circle around andre and just dodge him till he tires out

andre could go to the corner of the room and stand so Bruce can't get around him

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@VercingetorixTheGreat: then bruce would just stand in his corner, and play it smart, watching every move that andre do

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@Almighty_Darkseid said:

@VercingetorixTheGreat: then bruce would just stand in his corner, and play it smart, watching every move that andre do

then they have a staring contest :)

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