Bruce Lee runs the UFC gauntlet

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Warm up 1.0) Demetrius Johnson

Warm up 2.0) Ronda Rousey

Round 1) TJ Dillashaw

Round 2) Jose Aldo

Round 3) Donald Cerrone

Round 4) GSP

Round 5) Luke Rockhold

Round 6) Anderson Silva

Round 7) Daniel Cormier

Round 8) Jon Jones

Round 9) Mark Hunt

Round 10) Fabricio Werdum

Rules:

- All in their primes

- Street fight

- No weapons, pure unarmed combat for the UFC fighters

- Bruce has nunchucks

- Morals off

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@comicstooge: Brock Lesnar Suplex City's him. Mismatch. Stomp. Solos.

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The actor gets wrecked warmup/first round.

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I doubt he'd get past demetrious johnson.

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The actor gets wrecked first round.

I doubt he'd get past demetrious johnson.

What if he continues even if he loses the round?

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Warmup 1-Lee gets stomped

Warmup 2-Lee loses but not stomped

Round 1-Lee gets stomped

Round 2-Lee dies

Round 3-Lee dies

Round 4-Lee dies

Round 5-Lee dies

Round 6-Lee dies

Round 7-Lee dies quicker

Round 8-Lee dies badly

Round 9-Lee's head goes into orbit

Round 10-Lee dies

Well that was easy

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Bruce Lee's weight and height is listed at 5'7, 128 pounds. Basically a flyweight in the UFC. The only round Lee wins is against Ronda, his chances against the others are very slim, if not nonexistent.

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@knightsofdarkness2 said:

The actor gets wrecked first round.

@mikethekiller said:

I doubt he'd get past demetrious johnson.

What if he continues even if he loses the round?

As much as I enjoy his movies and philosophy/influence on martial arts I don't believe Bruce Lee has the skill set to overcome any of these people, especially once we start going up past the light weight class.

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Stops at the supposed "warm up."

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Here come the Lee haters

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I don't think anyone is hating, just being realistic about his abilities.

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#16  Edited By TheNaughtyTitan

Still stops at the warm up. Also why is Ronda above DJ? The point of a gauntlet is to get progressively harder, it doesn't make sense to do it by weight class and they don't actually weigh in at the weight class they fight in when it comes fight time, and the won;t be cutting weight at all because it's a street fight.

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You know the world is in the dumps when speaking facts = hating.

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You know the world is in the dumps when speaking facts = hating.

Yep, the guy is an actor. I do commend him for making people to this day think that he's actually a good enough fighter to beat UFC champs.

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#19  Edited By mikethekiller

With nunchucks added to the mix I honestly can't say, they're defiantly dangerous weapons but I've honestly never seen them used practically in a fight. I still can't see him getting past anyone above light weight and doubt he could get past Cerrone or Aldo.

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Lee is an actor?

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Lee is too tiny for most of these fighters but he is also generations behind as well. Many advancements have been made since his time which give him a major disadvantage.

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#22  Edited By lagoon_boy

@comicstooge: The fighters will come out with the mentality of fighting in a street fight. The nunchucku's are an advantage, and I don't know much about it and how it does in close quarter combat, but the fighters will most likely try to disarm or take Bruce's weapon out of the equation. Again, I don't see Bruce Lee being able to fend off or last long against elite level fighters. But, for some odd reason, I think if he is going to give someone in the gauntlet some difficulties, it's going to be Anderson and TJ.

Edit: Of course, Ronda is the only participant in this gauntlet Bruce can beat.

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Still stops at warmup.

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Bruce lee beats them all at once. After that, I challenge him to a fight of earth-shattering proportions, and win.

Flawless victory. SHO-RYU-KEN!!!

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@khael said:

Lee is an actor?

This is news to you?

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Bruce Lee gets stomped, then raped by Ronda Rousey

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@comicstooge: Brock was a legit and most successful UFC heavyweight champion.

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Lee loses all fights apart from vs. Drowsey Rousey, she has no standup and is a girl

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He beats demetrius like a redheaded step child. Then beats the piss out of rhonda.

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He beats demetrius like a redheaded step child. Then beats the piss out of rhonda.

Lol Mighty Mouse would kill him.