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The Swedish Murder Machine. Brock Samson is a highly trained secret agent and legendary bodyguard for the genius that is Rusty Venture. He has a licenses to kill and is world renown. I think it's time I show the Vine how much of a badass he is. I'll keep adding to this as I tear through the Venture Bros series.

Strength

Brock oneshots Tiger Shark with by picking him up and rapidly slamming him.

Knocks out a guy by throwing a book, he also earlier in the same video knocks another guy out with boots. I think this is incredibly impressive considering he threw a BOOK with enough force for an instant KO.

Here, Brock is playing a game of strip poker with a bunch of thugs, they try killing him and he trashes them all with just his clothes. He literally throws some of the huge fat ones and rapidly wraps a metal chair around one of their necks.

Brock punches through two scientists skulls, then casually breaks the leader's arm.

Durability

In "Hate Floats" Brock is fighting some of the Monarch's new gangster henchmen. He's caught totally off guard by them using actual guns, because the Monarch's men aren't allowed to use lethal weaponry, so he gets shot at point blank range and wakes up with the Phantom Limb who says that he removed the bullet and during the surgery he found "three additional bullets, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, the tip of a bayonet, a twisted paper clip, and a meager handful of buckshot" all without Brock's prior knowledge.

Here, Brock literally runs through a barrage of tran. darts from the Monarch's men. One tran. dart has been shown as more than enough to knock a person out in a few seconds, Brock tanks dozen and then gets rammed by a heavy armored truck, but not before grabbing Speedy and holding him so tight that the Monarch's men can't pry Brock's grip. They later bury Brock alive, who, hour laters, emerges with Speedy still in his hand.

Gets hit by a speeding car, casually gets up, then times a fall so that he can smash into Myra.

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Brock survives being in space for a pretty lengthy time.

Reflexes and Accuracy

Brock's first time swimming, he has to avoid grenades and harpoons then kill two men and defeat a hammerhead shark. He actually catches a harpoon, and throws the hammerhead (and himself) out of the water. Also, note, this was early Brock, who is a lot less badass than current Brock.

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Brock throws a pole into a dude's mouth and is agile enough to leap over a fence.

Brock dodges HELPER rapidly throwing knives. He also rips a dummy to use as a shield for a barrage of throwing stars, displaying some pretty great reflexes.

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In this instance, Brock is destroying this Bizzy Bee henchman when he hears Rusty screaming from behind him. He casually takes the nailgun, and shoots Rusty's pants leg, saving him. He goes on to do this feat two more times, one shooting his other pants leg, the other time shooting his wrist. Both of these mentioned times, he didn't even pay much attention to it.

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Brock is also incredibly fast, nearly catching a speeding X-1.

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Here, Brock throws rock at the speeding X-1 and manages to tag HELPER based pretty much solely off of memory as to where HELPER is on the jet.

Skill

While having an intense heart to heart with the boys, he throws his knife into an insanely durable world famous assassin behind him.

Shows some masterful driving and agility.

Stomps a nile crocodile, that got the jump on him, to such a degree that he amazes the UN Guards.

Utterly destroys a polar bear and skins him in a few seconds.

Before this video starts, Brock tags Sasquatch based off sound, then chases him down and beats Bionic Barry, who is a cyborg, using dirty tactics.

Takes down two pirates.. With his ass.

Fights Molotov Cocktease, who is basically the Black Widow of the Ventureverse.

Destroys Krampus, a mythological demon.

Rapidly kills sharks after being dragged around for a bit, then prepares a trap in a matter of seconds to kill an assassin.

Sorry for the poor quality. Brock stomps Henchmen 21, who actually is pretty impressive in his own regards, note that Brock wasn't bloodlusted either.

Stomps a mummy.

Runs through a firearms test with a knife.

Still a work in progress.

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#2 Posted by deactived-1352151 (2662 posts) - - Show Bio

Uhhh, no.

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#8 Posted by comicace3 (12434 posts) - - Show Bio

I think I might use him in battles

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#10 Posted by jashro44 (52336 posts) - - Show Bio

Nicely done.

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#11 Edited by BeaconofStrength (12487 posts) - - Show Bio

@keenko: Absolutely terrible thread, 0/100, feel bad.

It's a pretty great respect thread. I love Venture Bros.

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#13 Posted by jashro44 (52336 posts) - - Show Bio

No problem.

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#14 Posted by Wolfrazer (16177 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice.

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#15 Posted by Keenko (5186 posts) - - Show Bio

@comicace3: He's a champion, man. I'm currently in a CAV using him.

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#16 Posted by comicace3 (12434 posts) - - Show Bio

@keenko: can I get a link bro? And possibly a tag for votes?

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#18 Posted by _Gaff_ (5107 posts) - - Show Bio

Well done.

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#19 Posted by Wolverine008 (51027 posts) - - Show Bio

Sweet stuff man! Very informative.

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#20 Posted by MysticMedivh (32250 posts) - - Show Bio

@keenko Thanks for tagging me in this. Great respect thread, nice work.

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#22 Edited by DeAnnunaki (951 posts) - - Show Bio

Cool. I remember seeing these feats in your CaV against @nickzambuto.

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#23 Posted by SaintWildcard (21783 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder who would win in a fight between him and Black Dynamite. Mike Tyson also seems like he's gonna be a good contender in the Adult Swim tough guys group

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#24 Posted by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

I wonder who would win in a fight between him and Black Dynamite. Mike Tyson also seems like he's gonna be a good contender in the Adult Swim tough guys group

Adult Swim actually allowed an official debate over this. It was decided that it was too close to call.