The Swedish Murder Machine. Brock Samson is a highly trained secret agent and legendary bodyguard for the genius that is Rusty Venture. He has a licenses to kill and is world renown. I think it's time I show the Vine how much of a badass he is. I'll keep adding to this as I tear through the Venture Bros series.
Strength
Brock oneshots Tiger Shark with by picking him up and rapidly slamming him.
Knocks out a guy by throwing a book, he also earlier in the same video knocks another guy out with boots. I think this is incredibly impressive considering he threw a BOOK with enough force for an instant KO.
Here, Brock is playing a game of strip poker with a bunch of thugs, they try killing him and he trashes them all with just his clothes. He literally throws some of the huge fat ones and rapidly wraps a metal chair around one of their necks.
Brock punches through two scientists skulls, then casually breaks the leader's arm.
Durability
In "Hate Floats" Brock is fighting some of the Monarch's new gangster henchmen. He's caught totally off guard by them using actual guns, because the Monarch's men aren't allowed to use lethal weaponry, so he gets shot at point blank range and wakes up with the Phantom Limb who says that he removed the bullet and during the surgery he found "three additional bullets, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, the tip of a bayonet, a twisted paper clip, and a meager handful of buckshot" all without Brock's prior knowledge.
Here, Brock literally runs through a barrage of tran. darts from the Monarch's men. One tran. dart has been shown as more than enough to knock a person out in a few seconds, Brock tanks dozen and then gets rammed by a heavy armored truck, but not before grabbing Speedy and holding him so tight that the Monarch's men can't pry Brock's grip. They later bury Brock alive, who, hour laters, emerges with Speedy still in his hand.
Gets hit by a speeding car, casually gets up, then times a fall so that he can smash into Myra.
Brock survives being in space for a pretty lengthy time.
Reflexes and Accuracy
Brock's first time swimming, he has to avoid grenades and harpoons then kill two men and defeat a hammerhead shark. He actually catches a harpoon, and throws the hammerhead (and himself) out of the water. Also, note, this was early Brock, who is a lot less badass than current Brock.
Brock throws a pole into a dude's mouth and is agile enough to leap over a fence.
Brock dodges HELPER rapidly throwing knives. He also rips a dummy to use as a shield for a barrage of throwing stars, displaying some pretty great reflexes.
In this instance, Brock is destroying this Bizzy Bee henchman when he hears Rusty screaming from behind him. He casually takes the nailgun, and shoots Rusty's pants leg, saving him. He goes on to do this feat two more times, one shooting his other pants leg, the other time shooting his wrist. Both of these mentioned times, he didn't even pay much attention to it.
Brock is also incredibly fast, nearly catching a speeding X-1.
Here, Brock throws rock at the speeding X-1 and manages to tag HELPER based pretty much solely off of memory as to where HELPER is on the jet.
Skill
While having an intense heart to heart with the boys, he throws his knife into an insanely durable world famous assassin behind him.
Shows some masterful driving and agility.
Stomps a nile crocodile, that got the jump on him, to such a degree that he amazes the UN Guards.
Utterly destroys a polar bear and skins him in a few seconds.
Before this video starts, Brock tags Sasquatch based off sound, then chases him down and beats Bionic Barry, who is a cyborg, using dirty tactics.
Takes down two pirates.. With his ass.
Fights Molotov Cocktease, who is basically the Black Widow of the Ventureverse.
Destroys Krampus, a mythological demon.
Rapidly kills sharks after being dragged around for a bit, then prepares a trap in a matter of seconds to kill an assassin.
Sorry for the poor quality. Brock stomps Henchmen 21, who actually is pretty impressive in his own regards, note that Brock wasn't bloodlusted either.
Stomps a mummy.
Runs through a firearms test with a knife.
Still a work in progress.
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