Ask him for a microscope.
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Walk past him akwardly, to embarrased to exit the restaurant just after getting there, but to freaked out to try and talking to him. Woud go into the bathroom and wait there for a long time. Then go out and ask for something to drink for I would feel bad of not making a consumtion after using the wc. Since I would not find a free chair I would drink my tea with honey standing up so fast I would burn my mouth and try like crazy not to show it. Would then realize I have no cash and since the stabilshment won't take credit card for under 5$ I would go in search of a banck to cash out some money, then would get lost on my way back. When after over an hour I would go back into the restaurant with my 5$ bill in my hand I would crash into my blind date that was going out at that very moment, I woud drop the 5$ bill that would fly out of the building due to the air coming out, as I would run after the money a car would splash me as it drives by and I would fall face first on the floor. The guy would walk up to me and ask me if I am ok, and I would shout of the top of my lungs: yes! I am your date!! It was me all the time!!! and then procede to run away, only to come back after a while to pay for the tea, just to find the restaurant already closed. Would then go back home to find out I lost my keys, so would climb in through a window and the neighbours would call the cops that would knock right when I'm the shower, so I don't hear it and they brake the door down to find me pleasuring myself in the shower, everything happened so fast I came on them as I turned to see what is going on, and then I remembered that my blind date was on saturday, not on friday, so the guy at the restaurant wasn't even waiting for me. So the next day I go back and have the worst blind date in my life.
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