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#101 Posted by Anna_Karenina (4502 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask him for a microscope.

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#102 Posted by deactivated-5c8fd6cb3e4f4 (18365 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh Lord....

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#103 Edited by Rac95 (4338 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask him if he wants to drink and if yes, have a nice evening at the bar

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#104 Edited by Buckwheat (2259 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk past him akwardly, to embarrased to exit the restaurant just after getting there, but to freaked out to try and talking to him. Woud go into the bathroom and wait there for a long time. Then go out and ask for something to drink for I would feel bad of not making a consumtion after using the wc. Since I would not find a free chair I would drink my tea with honey standing up so fast I would burn my mouth and try like crazy not to show it. Would then realize I have no cash and since the stabilshment won't take credit card for under 5$ I would go in search of a banck to cash out some money, then would get lost on my way back. When after over an hour I would go back into the restaurant with my 5$ bill in my hand I would crash into my blind date that was going out at that very moment, I woud drop the 5$ bill that would fly out of the building due to the air coming out, as I would run after the money a car would splash me as it drives by and I would fall face first on the floor. The guy would walk up to me and ask me if I am ok, and I would shout of the top of my lungs: yes! I am your date!! It was me all the time!!! and then procede to run away, only to come back after a while to pay for the tea, just to find the restaurant already closed. Would then go back home to find out I lost my keys, so would climb in through a window and the neighbours would call the cops that would knock right when I'm the shower, so I don't hear it and they brake the door down to find me pleasuring myself in the shower, everything happened so fast I came on them as I turned to see what is going on, and then I remembered that my blind date was on saturday, not on friday, so the guy at the restaurant wasn't even waiting for me. So the next day I go back and have the worst blind date in my life.

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#105 Edited by Anna_Karenina (4502 posts) - - Show Bio

First, I would cast a spell on him in order to suppress his prolixity for a while. Then we could have a nice dinner and an uplifting – but succinct – conversation about narwhals and belugas.

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#106 Edited by Rac95 (4338 posts) - - Show Bio

Go to her, introduce myself, try to have a nice evening with her befiore I pay the bill and ask her if she wants to take a stroll through the park and afterwards ask her if she wants to go on a second date

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#107 Posted by Michaelbn (2338 posts) - - Show Bio

Turn back immediately, I'm not gay.

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#108 Posted by MyLittleFascist (31456 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretend the whole thing never happened.

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#109 Posted by KingLouie (2985 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh hell naw

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#110 Posted by ourmanuel (10519 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn’t even have, err, “parts”

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#111 Posted by MyLittleFascist (31456 posts) - - Show Bio

He doesn’t even have, err, “parts”

Wut? Did you even watch the movie?

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#112 Edited by ourmanuel (10519 posts) - - Show Bio

@mylittlefascist: oh yeah, I just remembered.

It was kinda on the small side tho. Like yours tbh

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#113 Posted by xMangog__Beastx (4705 posts) - - Show Bio

One shot him.

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#114 Edited by MyLittleFascist (31456 posts) - - Show Bio

Pretend there is no date and that I came there alone.

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#115 Posted by Red_Ruby_Petal (8037 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask him to reverse time once more

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#116 Posted by Rac95 (4338 posts) - - Show Bio

Have nice relaxed evening, before calling her a cab

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#117 Posted by Lan_Fan (12684 posts) - - Show Bio

I honestly have no idea what I'd do.

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#118 Edited by Rac95 (4338 posts) - - Show Bio

Offer her a fish

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#119 Edited by MyLittleFascist (31456 posts) - - Show Bio

Silently walk away and try not to be seen,

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#120 Posted by Mutant1230 (6379 posts) - - Show Bio

We'd get along nicely

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#121 Posted by Rac95 (4338 posts) - - Show Bio

Ask myself who arranged a blind date for a sign