Ask Zetsu anything!

@ultimate_knight told me to make this thread, so here it is!

Full disclosure, I'm a compulsive liar. I cannot guarantee what I say is true. Perhaps even the last 2 sentences are lies!

PS: I may ask questions back!

Oh am I first? Why did you make this thread? Don't we have enough?

No.

Your back as Oz!

@zetsumoto: Why am i better than you in every conceivable way? :p

Ultimate Knight gave the idea right around the time I found the OP picture. So I thought, sure why not.

Yes, we probably do. I'm half hoping the this thread just dies lmao

Trick question. You aren't.

Not a question.

Well okay then.

Why do you like Oz?

@impure_world: Oz went through the character development I never will.

Aside from that, he's just really expressive. He's like a chameleon. He can fit into just about any role. There's a picture or gif of him for pretty much any situation.

Why do you find me creepy?

Umm... Your first comment to me on that account was something about yaoi... That explain enough? xD

@Zetsumoto: Umm, that's fair, but what's so creepy about yaoi?

@deronn_solo: Everything.

What's the manliest thing you've ever done?

Miss me?

@khael: Yes lol

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

@laylah: Are you asking if I have ever danced with myself? (PS: I could have sworn I asked that in someone else's ask thread. Was it yours?)

What is it with you and Deronn_Solo, and Touka?

@zetsumoto said:

Probably.

This or a certain writer of terrible books, lol.

@impure_world said:

It's obviously a love triangle.

Right, Zetsu? Hmmm...I might have gotten a new ship!

@laylah: New ship? What about us? All the moments you spent holding me, are they a lie!?!?!

I asked this question in another thread, but I haven't gotten an answer yet, so I'll just ask you. Do you think it's ok to use children as a human shield for bullets? I mean also, is it practical? Like I figure they're easily disposable afterwards and such.

@zetsumoto said:

Sorry, Zetsu. :/

But I've fallen to Luna and thus married her, hehehe.

No. Of course not! The bullets would go right through and hit you anyways!

Everyone abandons me...

@zetsumoto: lol, thanks chief. I'll have to adjust my plans for next weekend now. Appreciate the help.

@zetsumoto: Everyone abandons me..

Think on the positive side! You still have chances with Deronn and Touka then!

Hehehehe.

In highschool a few people tried to haze me. Lets just say it went hilariously wrong.

Hmm... Good question...

Wait what?

@zetsumoto: are you romantically interested in Deronn?

@zetsumoto said:

Don't fight against it, friend.

Just accept the feelings inside of you, hehehe.

Aren't you seeing this love-hate relationship? It's clear passion.

Well...That or I just ship the heck out of it, lol.

@laylah: I know, I can feel their passion. Poor Touka is just caught in the middle of this love between men.

@vermillion0831: @laylah: --- You're both delusional.

@vermillion0831 said:

Indeed.

But I can't stop thinking when will be the marriage thread, lol.

@laylah: I see it happening in the near future. It's cute. Right now, he's just in denial. Lel.

@vermillion0831 said:

Yup.

He needs to realize that or might even lose his loved one to someone else soon, lol.

Eww, Verm, Layla --- keep me outta you guys weird fantasy, lmao.

@laylah: @vermillion0831:

@zetsumoto: you're breaking the rules. We're supposed to ask you questions. So when are you gonna realize your love for Deronn?

@deronn_solo: sorry buddy. It's all in good fun. More about Zet coming to terms with his feelings than you.

@deronn_solo: @zetsumoto: Tsk, tsk.

It's never too late experience love blooming, friends. Vermi is right, though.

We should be asking question, so......When will be the wedding ceremony? It needs to have a cake too.

EDIT: Yeah...I think we got a bit carried away.

Sorry for that, guys.

@zetsumoto: sorry, got a little carried away. Just for fun. I'll actually delete the comments if you want me to. Still friends? ?

@vermillion0831: @laylah: Just keep me out of your weird fantasies lmao

@zetsumoto said:

Hmmm......Deal!

But you haven't answered my first question here, though. XD

@laylah: The one about me dancing with myself in the moonlight?

@zetsumoto said:

Yuuuuup.

@laylah: Nope... Would you like to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?