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#1  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
Thou hast asked viners and moderators in lordly triumph! Yet NOW dost thou ask living, sentient EVIL - - and surely shall it be the LAST SIGHT thine eyes shall EVER behold! Peer deep into mine EYE - - far BEYOND this avatar VISAGE I wear! See the future!
 
Finally, ask SHUMA-GORATH!
 

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#2  Edited By gambit987

When will Shuma-gorath die?

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#3  Edited By fesak  Moderator

Will you return in MvC3?

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#4  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
 
 @fesak said:
" Will you return in MvC3? "

This remains to be seen - - Shuma-Gorath presumes that my presence is no longer needed in the realm of Marvel vs Capcom.
 
 
@gambit987 said:

" When will Shuma-gorath die? "

I am INFINITE - - death is not possible for Gods such as I!
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#5  Edited By ragdollpurps

how's your depth perception?

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#6  Edited By gambit987

wooo COOL

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#7  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@ragdollpurps: 
 
i can see the realm of earth from beyond countless dimensions and such as there is no human term to describe how powerful my depth perception is. It is far greater than having 20/20 vision I can assure you.
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#8  Edited By gambit987

How do you eat and if you can't eat are you not jealous we can?

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#9  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@gambit987 said:
" How do you eat and if you can't eat are you not jealous we can? "
My tentacles absorb all forms of energy and turn it into a delicious taste. I am not jealous of you humans and your orifices. The sight of seeing a human chewing its food is just disgusting.
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#10  Edited By gambit987

Can you kill deadpool because he is cursed with enternal life by Thanos.

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#11  Edited By Magian

When are you planning on invading Earth again?

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#12  Edited By Decoy Elite

Why are you always in character?

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#13  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@gambit987:It is within my capabilities but I am rather amused by Deadpool's curse.
 
@ComicMan24 said:
" When are you planning on invading Earth again? "

Read more: http://comics.ign.com/articles/112/1122408p1.html#ixzz10No6n0qn     
INVADERS NOW! #4 (of 5)
Story by CHRISTOS GAGE & ALEX ROSS
Written by CHRISTOS GAGE
Penciled by CAIO REISS
Cover by ALEX ROSS
Variant Cover by HOWARD CHAYKIN
You've seen the Invaders go up against Nazis, super-villains and mutant monsters...but you've never seen them take on an elder god.
Shuma-Gorath -- "He Who Sleeps But Shall Awake" -- has set his sights on our world, and only the greatest heroes of World War II can stop him...quite possibly at the cost of their own souls!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

@Decoy Elite:
Shuma-Gorath acts like Shuma-Gorath.
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#14  Edited By whacknasty

Lol....err... 
 
 
What exactly is it that line you say in MvC2?  I always thought it sounded like "Pig Despair!!"  or something like that. 
 
Not implying you have a speech impediment or anything like that of course... 

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#15  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@whacknasty said:
" Lol....err...   What exactly is it that line you say in MvC2?  I always thought it sounded like "Pig Despair!!"  or something like that.  Not implying you have a speech impediment or anything like that of course...  "
Doth thou speak of the attack where I launch eyeballs that explode after a set time? 
 
I shout "Mystic Stare".
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#16  Edited By Magian

What was your parents' reaction  when you announced them that you want to become an evil entity bent on conquering Earth?

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Dear Shuma, 
 
You've had your eyes on a particularly fetching female demon for some time. You finally get up the nerve to ask her out and you take in dinner and the latest Jennifer Anniston movie. You're walking her home and happen to walk by a local comic shop. She looks at the shop and says, "Euuuuuuuwwwwwww comics those are for nerds!!" 
 
What do you do?
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#18  Edited By Magian
@Jake Fury: LOL
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#19  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@ComicMan24 said:
" What was your parents' reaction  when you announced them that you want to become an evil entity bent on conquering Earth? "
My origins are unknown even to myself. I am a timeless evil thus I have no parents.
 
@Jake Fury said:
" Dear Shuma,  You've had your eyes on a particularly fetching female demon for some time. You finally get up the nerve to ask her out and you take in dinner and the latest Jennifer Anniston movie. You're walking her home and happen to walk by a local comic shop. She looks at the shop and says, "Euuuuuuuwwwwwww comics those are for nerds!!"  What do you do? "


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This is the only right answer there is.
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#21  Edited By Magian

Have you ever tried to patch up things with Doctor Strange?

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#22  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@ComicMan24 said:
" Have you ever tried to patch up things with Doctor Strange? "
Never. My plan is in its process and has been for quite some time. I merely feigned defeat within my realm so as to boost the sorcerer's ego. I knew from the beginning that Strange would slowly be written from Sorcerer Supreme to a lowly shell of what he once was. All of his humiliating defeats are due to my letting him escape my grasp. Once he is reduced to rubbish I shall consume his withered remains. My foresight is unrivaled.
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#23  Edited By King_Saturn
do you ever get lonely ?
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What do you look for in a demon-spawn bride? Looks, extra appendages, fire breath?
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#25  Edited By Magian

Why Shuma-Gorath? What does it mean?

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#26  Edited By OmegaDynasty

How is your vision? Do you wear a contact, if so where you get them?

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#27  Edited By whacknasty

Speaking of forgiving past rivals.... 
 
I heard Conan was a thorn in your side for a bit.  How do you feel about him these days?  Are you as swayed by his machismo as the rest of us...?

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#28  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@King Saturn said:
" do you ever get lonely ? "
Rarely. However if I doth enter loneliness I merely create a doppelganger and socialize with it. 
 
@Jake Fury said:
" What do you look for in a demon-spawn bride? Looks, extra appendages, fire breath? "
I like the Japanese lolis. Yet if none are available I suppose I like scaly skin, fishy aroma, and a big posterior. 
 
@ComicMan24 said:
" Why Shuma-Gorath? What does it mean? "

Robert E. Howard bestowed the name upon me when he saw my evil image in his mind. The name spread and became what humanity referred to my great evil as.
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#29  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@OmegaDynasty said:
" How is your vision? Do you wear a contact, if so where you get them? "
I can see any realm and any plane of existence if I so choose. My vision is incalculable as it also lets me witness the past, present, and future. As an association for you humans, it is far superior to 20/20 vision.
 
@whacknasty said:
" Speaking of forgiving past rivals....  I heard Conan was a thorn in your side for a bit.  How do you feel about him these days?  Are you as swayed by his machismo as the rest of us...? "

Conan never fought the true Shuma-Gorath. He jousted with a false Shuma-Gorath that did naught but tarnish my good name. Once that false image was banished by Crom I sought it and devoured its hideous image. 
 
 
 
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False Shuma.
False Shuma.

 
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#30  Edited By King_Saturn
what was the last book you read ? 
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#31  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@King Saturn: 
 
Stephen King's IT.
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@Shuma-Gorath said:
" @King Saturn: 
 
Stephen King's IT. "
what kind of minions do you have these days ?
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#33  Edited By spawn devil

Oh thou evil in splendoire, if you were to make a perfect game, suited to you, what would it look like?

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#34  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@King Saturn said:
" @Shuma-Gorath said:
" @King Saturn: 
 
Stephen King's IT. "
what kind of minions do you have these days ? "
Same servants as before save for that useless Nightmare. I let him escape to the Dream Dimension just to be rid of him. As for his replacement I conjured a large space piranha thus named Franklin.
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@Shuma-Gorath said:
" @King Saturn said:
" @Shuma-Gorath said:
" @King Saturn: 
 
Stephen King's IT. "
what kind of minions do you have these days ? "
Same servants as before save for that useless Nightmare. I let him escape to the Dream Dimension just to be rid of him. As for his replacement I conjured a large space piranha thus named Franklin. "
large space Piranha... how big is this Piranha exactly ?
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#36  Edited By Magian

Do you often feel misunderstood by others?

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#37  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@spawn devil said:

" Oh thou evil in splendoire, if you were to make a perfect game, suited to you, what would it look like? "

Basically a prequel to Dead Space - - but in place of a human protagonist is myself styled after my appearance in Marvel vs Street Fighter. I shall invade the USG Ishimura along with the Necromorphs and feed off the ship's humans. Every move I could accomplish in MvSF would be allowable in the game but it would be much more fun due to the improved graphics and gore.
 
@King Saturn said:

" @Shuma-Gorath said:

" @King Saturn said:
" @Shuma-Gorath said:
" @King Saturn: 
 
Stephen King's IT. "
what kind of minions do you have these days ? "
Same servants as before save for that useless Nightmare. I let him escape to the Dream Dimension just to be rid of him. As for his replacement I conjured a large space piranha thus named Franklin. "
large space Piranha... how big is this Piranha exactly ? "

The size of Jupiter's Red Hurricane.
 
@ComicMan24 said:

" Do you often feel misunderstood by others? "


Absolutely.  
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Do you wear hats when its cold?
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#39  Edited By Magian

What do you do when you want to relax? Do you conquer other realms, destroy lesser demons etc.?

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#40  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@Jake Fury said:
" Do you wear hats when its cold? "
No. My rubbery hide is perfect for all weather situations.
 
@ComicMan24 said:
" What do you do when you want to relax? Do you conquer other realms, destroy lesser demons etc.? "

LIke most forms of life I will sleep. However when I do sleep it is for eons and thus more like hibernation. In my spare time I conquer dimensions and feed off the living or watch movies. Jaws is a particular favorite.
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#41  Edited By TheNooseIsLoose

What do you have to say about the rumors that your into dudes.

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@Shuma-Gorath said:
" @ComicMan24 said:
" What was your parents' reaction  when you announced them that you want to become an evil entity bent on conquering Earth? "
My origins are unknown even to myself. I am a timeless evil thus I have no parents.
 
@Jake Fury said:
" Dear Shuma,  You've had your eyes on a particularly fetching female demon for some time. You finally get up the nerve to ask her out and you take in dinner and the latest Jennifer Anniston movie. You're walking her home and happen to walk by a local comic shop. She looks at the shop and says, "Euuuuuuuwwwwwww comics those are for nerds!!"  What do you do? "


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those girls look a little too young for you... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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#43  Edited By Primmaster64
@gambit987: lol rape
 Can you make a chocolate cake?
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#44  Edited By Magian

Why do you want Earth?

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#45  Edited By whacknasty

So... who  would you team up with for a three legged race across the Milky Way?

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#46  Edited By King_Saturn
what would you do if The Spectre came to pass judgment on you ?
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#47  Edited By Xavier St. Cloud

Do you ever wish you had shark teeth, like Jaws?
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#48  Edited By Joeybagad0nutz

How do you have sexual intercourse?
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#49  Edited By Shuma-Gorath
@TheNooseIsLoose said:
" What do you have to say about the rumors that your into dudes. "
Only the Thai ladyboys.
 
@Primmaster64 said:
" @gambit987: lol rape  Can you make a chocolate cake? "

But of course - - Devil's Food is my speciality! 
 
@ComicMan24 said:
" Why do you want Earth? "

Because the earth beings taste most delicious. Especially when they are afraid. 
 
@whacknasty said:
" So... who  would you team up with for a three legged race across the Milky Way? "

HIM possessed Octi from Powerpuff GIrls.
 

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" what would you do if The Spectre came to pass judgment on you ? "

Turn into a 5D Imp so that Spectre soils himself and runs away like a ninny.
 
@Xavier St. Cloud said:
" Do you ever wish you had shark teeth, like Jaws? "

I can have shark teeth if I wish to but since nobody has ever seen me with them I obviously don't want shark teeth.
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#50  Edited By Xavier St. Cloud


Do you poop ? 
 
Do you like the smell of your own farts? 
 
Have you ever had mourning wood ?

 
Do you always have sex with under age girls ? 
 
What are your veiw's on racism ?  
 
Do you like IHOP or Waffle House ?   
 
Do you wish you had thumbs ?   
 
What do people taste like ?  
 
Do you remember the first world you devoured ? 
 
What color is your eye ?  
 
 
Thats it for now.....