Are you willing to get practically unlimited money to spend in exchange for 1 year of horrible life followed by death? (READ OP)

my current life is already the darkest hell but that offer is meaningless. no thanks

I need food, sex (something I lack irl), entertainment & everything. life is life, what's it supposed to be

I mean I would eat, have sex, and do blow...... so if that's out the window then no.

Stopped reading after I can't have sex.

Nah, I'm good. I suppose I could use the money for good but I know myself and I'll just use it selfishly. Then die a horrible death after an agonizing year.

@renthesupreme: lol,I feel you my dude.

I feel like the word "no" is putting it mildly. How about "Heck no, not in a million years"

@mrmonster: This

This.

whats the use of money if you can spend it on whores?

What's the joy of unlimited wealth if using it causes you pain?

What happens to all of the money after I die?

@Penguin-Dust: sorry for the late reply. If you die, the money simply stops running in so no inheritance and any remaining money you received before you die will be taken back by the person who owns the funds.

Hypothetically you don't need to own that practically unlimited fortune to use it, someone can give it to you upon request.

That's the whole point of this thread, no way to get around to benefit yourself in anyway.

No.

I ended up getting cut just by reading the edginess of this thread.

God no this is pointless af lol

Also I'm sure most teens here aren't getting some so don't even blame the no sex thing as to why this is a no cant do thing lol

Sure why not.

One of my dream is to build an orphanges/school for orphans (because i watched to many sad animes), so with money i could build many of them.

One year of suffering and death would be worth it, i think.

I could probably fund some cancer cure research while im at it to.

No sex? I'm out.

You should have added a symptom of feeling like You are getting kicked in the Balls every 5 seconds, to make it completely sarcastic.

Nope, lol that's a bad trade off imo.

You straight up savage mf.??

Is the idea here that I would sacrifice my life and happiness for 1 year of unlimited funds to better the lives of my family, loved ones, poor people and so on?

Edit: Does the no sex thing apply to your mom as well?

How bout I give you 5 bucks and then hack your balls off with a rusty bin lid?

The food and entertainment part is the biggest issue for me. Let’s not act like any comic nerd on this site gets any p*ssy.

@arctika: @lightyagami1000: @alavanka: @eto: @staticspeedster: @lan_fan: @killerqueen: @ifdcruledtheworld: @ourmanuel: @mrmonster: @nitelite: @__hawk__: how selfish and self-centered of you people. You never thought that with unlimited money you don't have to spend it on yourself but on helping others who are suffering. That's the point of this thread, to sacrifice your well-being and life for the sake of others. Given your responses and the poll results mankind is doomed.

That’s an interesting turn of events

If only I weren’t a selfish mf.

@germanx: I'm not dying at 18 years old german boi. Me dying would be selfish too. I got people who care for me lol.

@staticspeedster: lmao, nice cop out

@staticspeedster: that didn't stop Jesus from dying for the sins of mankind, no?

@germanx: I'm as handsome as him but we're clearly not the same on everything...

@ourmanuel:

Nice try, but no

Bro, don't you judge my comebacks. Besides you don't know how I look like.

Eh, not sure if you had read the Bible, but in the Gospel of John and in the Book of Isaiah (Chapter 53, a prophecy), its been implied that Jesus was considered ugly by his contemporaries.

@germanx: You just could have said, “bump.”

With unlimited money, inflation would go so high that money wouldn't even be worth the paper it was printed on, and the whole world's economy would crash. Do you want the world's economy to crash just so you can feel better about yourself? I guess that makes you the selfish one.

@mrmonster: Don’t. His poor attempt at trolling was nothing more to help bump this thread and increase his post and wiki points.

Its practically unlimited money, not unlimited money as in printing paper notes. Spread billions of dollars around the less fortunate like how Jesus feeds his followers with fish.

U mad? Accusing people of trolling with a non-provocative thread is just the same as labeling every other thread-maker a troll, and besides accusing people of trolling after you failed in an argument is simply the new trend of continuation of Godwin's Law. Guess someone was left pretty sorebutt after losing an argument about Goku.

@germanx: I never was upset. You bringing and being extremely clingy to the past won't help you here. Also I didn't loose the argument. Saitama beats Goku. It's the philosophy and ideology behind his entire character. Yes his best feats were planetary and not universal unlike Goku, but factual statements and lore trumps feats. Saitama is powerful but compared to someone like Goku he's laughable, but due to the lore and characterization. He stomps simply because he's Saitama. A character made to beat all of his opponents, no matter the cause.

lmao. Keep telling yourself that. The only reason why I even bothered to mention that shit media called DBZ/DBS was because it was pretty much the only thing I recalled interacting with you beyond a couple of posts which didn't even went into debating.

In any case, don't troll this thread like you did to DBZ.

I will keep telling myself that because it's simply true, and the best part about debating with people like you. IS when your argument starts making sense and their's doesn't, they start insulting you and state that the opposition is trolling when in reality they are too ignorant and mentally behind to keep up with what the real debaters are saying.

Stop talking about yourself.

@germanx: Aww have nothing else to say? What I said previously has been proven. Weak minded people tend to say the opposition is lying/trolling when in reality they don’t have anymore comebacks. If Ben Shapiro was here, he would do nothing but laugh at how much a liberal can cry.

Yes, I have nothing else to say, since I pointed out someone's obvious hypocrisy and it went over his head. If Drax was here, he would have a buddy to relate to.

Ben Shapiro solos CV and the MCU.

And no you're just embarrassing yourself. So keep crying Liberal.