Aliens vs. Dinosaurs vs. Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Robots vs. Tricksters vs. Wizards vs. Zombies

Here's brief descriptions on the contestants. They're objective is to conquer world.

Aliens

Aliens have NO SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES. They just have really good technology and are really smart. Scenarios where they destroy planets are BANNED.

Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are REALLY FREAKING STRONG! But they're really stupid too.

Ninjas

Ninjas are all about stealth and strategy and can easily kill weaker enemies.

Pirates

Pirates can use there boats to get from one place to the other quickly and can blow crap up with there cannons

Robots

Robots are all about strength in numbers. They're guys are pretty weak but they vastly outnumber all the other armies.

Tricksters

Tricksters (in case you don't know) are a type of Irish fairy that are really aggressive and love pulling pranks on humans. They use there wit in battle.

Wizards

Wizards mostly use spells instead of manpower. Insta-kill spells or spells that do large amount of destruction are BANNED.

Zombies

These zombies are undead zombies, meaning they eat people, they don't infect people and they also can't die other then fire and disintegration. However, they can easily be contained and are not intelligent

Who would conquer the world, why, and how?

Sounds like the board game Smash Up...or King of Tokyo. One of the two.

Aliens. No one here can take down flying saucers.

Tyrannosaurus Rex > God > Anything else.

Pretty much

Aliens take it. Nobody can touch a UFO with lasers.

I wish the zombies could infect though. I'd spend so much money to see a world with aliens, robots, dinosaurs, wizards, ninjas and pirates fend off a zombie apocalypse. The T-Rex zombie alone...amazing.

Except for one thing...

At least God can clap his own friggin' hands.

#Ankylosaurus4Lyfe

Kamen Riders

@hayden86: yes, actually, this post was inspired by Smash Up. It's a really great card game.

@hatemalingsia: @batwatch: How would aliens conquer the world if they stay in there UFOs. I honestly don't know who would win which is why I'm asking you guys. But still, I consider the above a valid point

@funnyfishman: love that game !

wizards

Wizards

Who would conquer the world, why, and how?