Act like your avatar thread

Bungie.net had an "Act like your username" thread but due to all the RPGing that goes on here I knew that would work here. So I took it too a new level. In this thread post things whoever(or whatever) your avatar would say. I'll double searched this sucker and I couldn't find anything, so really sorry if it's a repeat. 
 
I'll begin: Blam.

This is ludicrous .

....(he actually does that, just in case)

EEERRRAAHHH!!!!!!                                       EEEEERRRRAAAAHHHHH !!!!!!!!                                   EEEEEERRRRRAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! 
(TARDIS Engine noise)

*Watches from the shadows and then reports this thread to Oracle*

"....(he actually does that, just in case)"

Hello. May I Serve Thee?

" @Morpheus_ said:

" You broke yourself like bread, Proteus. So there'd be one piece for each of us. Did you think you were God? Did you think each piece of your majesty would still be infinite? "

I love that Necrosha quote. "

Soldier First Class Cloud.

hmp Matezoide huh ?

" hmp Matezoide huh ? "

 
 
"Mmmm, I'm gonna eat these cherries, I'm gonna eat them goooooood"

" @Matezoide: You'll be dead before you could even shoot. "

If a stranger offers you candy, jump in the van.

Boom, bang, bang, bang.

" @Decoy Elite: I like this thread. "

" @Primmaster64: 
Mercenaries, Cloud. That's what you an' me are gonna be. Understand, Cloud? 

    "

Nothing moves the Blob!

" @Primmaster64 said:

" @Decoy Elite: I like this thread. "

agreed,it is great if only it existed when i used a Phoenix Wright or Bug Bunny`s avatar.... "

Storm troopers are mooks, Leia could own them all with her prehensile hairbuns

"

Storm troopers are mooks, Leia could own them all with her prehensile hairbuns

"

" @Matezoide said:

" @Primmaster64 said:

" @Decoy Elite: I like this thread. "

agreed,it is great if only it existed when i used a Phoenix Wright or Bug Bunny`s avatar.... "

(You could change your Avatar for a bit.....) "

@Primmaster64:
bwahaha thats the other insanely handsome guy with the hair, pre-crisis. I'm the ehrgeiz retcon. Live and learn blondie!

" @Matezoide: (Zac is a super soldier I don't think that's going to work)

" @Matezoide: Oh...God... its you...Why you...? "

 I'm in the collard green 6, cornbread in the guts.
Got da Halloween kicks trick or treatin the clutch.
Come on nigga is you trickin or what?
Flo-fl-flow tighter than a dick in the butt.
Just hopped off da plane, came back from Vancouv'
Little white tee, some boobs, and bamboos.
White girls tell me, "hey Nicki, your camp rules.
Is that why you get more head than shampoos? "
Asalaamalaikum, no oink for me.
And I never let a D-boy boink for free.
'Cause it's barbie bitch, you can join the wave.
I done penny, nickel, dimed, I done coined da phrase.
You couldn' beat me there if you had a Leer.
Indian-style court side with a cavalier
VIP Roseau's you can have a beer.
'Cause honey when you gettin money you don't have a care.

Now r-roger that, r-r-roger that. R-roger that, r-r-r-roger that. R-roger that, r-r-roger that... Roger.    

Comes in with rocket launcher and knives and swords. 
 
"Oohh. People talking! Now i know what these Deuces are doing!"
 
Drops weapons on the floor.
 
"Ok. I have a list of people I might have to kill here. Let's see. Hm. Hm. Hm. Okay lets skip the reading and get to the part where I shoot all of your brains out and then I get some money and I will possibly get rich. Okay. Possibly get married to Bea Arthur scrath that. Get married to  all the golden girls!"

@Matezoide: ...why? "

I WANT TO BREAK THE USER ABOVE ME!!!!

@Primmaster64:
*hitches ride on truck.
"crisis zack went down like a chump. I intend on playing the hero of the story, d@mmit!  There ain't no gettin offa this truck(lol) we're on!"

-channels barret-