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#1 Posted by TobyMaguire (804 posts) - - Show Bio

Avengers Endgame De-Feminized Fanedit aka Anti-Cheese-Cut aka Straight White Male Edition

Endgame, but shorter, no feminism, no gay shit, less boring filler, less sniffing its own farts, no constant quips, and other small changes.

720p x264, 192kbps AAC, 1h 25m runtime

Based on the V3 cam. Image rather good for a cam, audio great (line? no audience noises)

Changes in no particular order:

- Absolutely no Brie Larson, neither in the beginning nor in the finale. Hence Anti-Cheese. (Get it?)

- Most quips edited out to give more consistent serious tone, e.g. Fortnite, Dab, America's ass, empty gauntlet snap etc.

- Stan Lee themed Marvel intro from Captain Marvel. This should obviously have been the movie to have it in the first place.

- No Hawkeye training his daughter. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.

- No women leader conference, no gay support group talk, ...

- Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act severely reduced, time travel happens after 30 minutes.

- Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like pseudo-science.

- Tony doesn't ask his wife's permission to save the universe.

- Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone. Their talk was a giant plothole anyway. No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory. Tony doesn't meet his dad, Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless.

- No Thor being told he can't wield the gauntlet. Hulk just says he will do it. Thor's whining reduced. Sadly he's unsalvageable in general, but I did the best to make him more dignified.

- Black Panther isn't the first revived Avenger to arrive and gets a bit less time, he's really not that important. No Wakanda apechant.

- Women in final battle severely reduced. They should be at home taking care of their kids. In particular Pepper has no business being there. Does she want her daughter to become an orphan? Wanda's final battle scene is gone. Made everyone else look useless. No Quill getting kicked in his balls for no reason. No Tony dying in Pepper's arms (she isn't there)

- Valkyrie barely in it, doesn't become queen.

- Less kitchen psychology, e.g. "she knows. they all do.".

- Many little fixes, tightenings, rescored parts and cuts of unnecessary stuff. Full list in readme. Not perfect, but I think it works. In particular the first act, but also the second act are more on point now. The final battle has less cuts, because action is fun to watch and the whole point of the movie.

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FAQ: Who influenced your work? - My greatest video editing influence is Candace Owens. But some of her montage ideas are frankly too radical even for my taste. Are you an MRA? - I'm member of a Christian Alt-Right organization named Luther Institute Georgetown-Manchester-Arlington

Is it better than Synder cut?

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#2 Posted by Cloudguy (2420 posts) - - Show Bio

I really can't tell if this is a really thought out troll post.

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#3 Edited by TobyMaguire (804 posts) - - Show Bio

@cloudguy: It is real. It is available to torrent from Piratesbay. It is getting popular among Anti SJWs and Incels in reddit

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#4 Posted by Lan_Fan (16197 posts) - - Show Bio

Bait.

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#5 Posted by TheSpartanB345T (4440 posts) - - Show Bio

At first it sounded promising, but they removed so many things unnecessarily.

The comedy bits being removed and even the Captain Marvel part is actually not that bad. The rest...

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#6 Posted by baph (2344 posts) - - Show Bio

What a hero

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#7 Posted by TobyMaguire (804 posts) - - Show Bio

@baph said:

What a hero

I knew you will like it. Glad I could help

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#8 Posted by deactivated-5d07416730d08 (2261 posts) - - Show Bio

Where's NoobMaster69.

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#9 Posted by Ready_4_Madness (17223 posts) - - Show Bio

It’s not that deep

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#10 Posted by Chimeroid (9268 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, there's too much anger and waaaay too much political bullshit among the changes, but you could actually follow through and remove about half of those things and the movie would be greatly better.

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#11 Posted by KingOfWakanda (2708 posts) - - Show Bio

Pointless.

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#12 Posted by Supermanthor (21742 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow just wow

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#13 Edited by Jgames (8214 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL,the salt is real. I mean hey, do you. I think lot of these thing sound like a salty troll who is a bit too up their ass bubble, but got to respect people taking their time to edit a movie they like a bit better for themselve. Also its a nice troll.

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#14 Posted by mrmonster (15986 posts) - - Show Bio

How utterly not surprising.

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#15 Posted by jake_fury (295 posts) - - Show Bio

So does the movie end in like 5 minutes and Tony dies in space?

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#16 Posted by Pipxeroth (9376 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao, sounds awful but I'm definitely going to give it a watch when I have the time

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#17 Posted by Mrnoital (8142 posts) - - Show Bio

wow, so damn sensitive to anything inclusive you cut out over half the movie

are you really that scared of girls?

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#18 Posted by incursion2 (2265 posts) - - Show Bio

.....

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#19 Posted by Richubs (5902 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao the salt.

There was literally no need for this cut.

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#20 Posted by cattlebattle (17776 posts) - - Show Bio

My nephew also believes everything he reads on the internet....

He's ten though.

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#21 Edited by PenguinDust (9376 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw the Pirate Bay description of this and I’m 99% sure it’s a satire probably done to either trigger the left or parody the right’s response to diversity in Endgame and other popular franchises. With this in mind, it is humorous to see some on the left lose their minds over the cut and others on right embrace it seriously. It belongs on r/woooosh.

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#22 Posted by JohnCena69swag (4043 posts) - - Show Bio

Lmao

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#23 Posted by Magian (152117 posts) - - Show Bio

Some people really do have a lot of free time...

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#24 Posted by Heatforce (6429 posts) - - Show Bio

They should be given a medal for cutting out the Hulk dabbing scene.

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#25 Posted by TheAmazingSpidey (17869 posts) - - Show Bio

@tobymaguire: If this is an actual thing, the person who made this is a miserable, intolerant asshat. Though I have to believe this is satirical.

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#26 Edited by BalancedTruth (1452 posts) - - Show Bio

Don’t fall for this bullshit guys.

He’s just taking his perceptions of the group he hates and exaggerating them grossly to create a false straw man for people to kick.

Pretty dumb strategy, idk who would do that

Cough

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#27 Posted by Lan_Fan (16197 posts) - - Show Bio

Don’t fall for this bullshit guys.

He’s just taking his perceptions of the group he hates and exaggerating them grossly to create a false straw man for people to kick.

Pretty dumb strategy, idk who would do that

Cough

That's basically what you're doing as well, correct? Like claiming DCEU Cyborg beating Endgame Thanos...

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#28 Posted by BalancedTruth (1452 posts) - - Show Bio

@lan_fan: idk what you’re talking about

Cyborg obviously hacks

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#29 Posted by Lan_Fan (16197 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Edited by BalancedTruth (1452 posts) - - Show Bio

@lan_fan: me too

Because I’ve told everyone and their grandma I’m not one and yet still that’s all I hear

Let me know if you solve the mystery

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#31 Posted by LuminousHydra (1007 posts) - - Show Bio

As much as I hated cap marvel, this is some pettiest shit if it were real.

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#32 Posted by MrNihal (3308 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a fan of cap. marvel but this is disgusting.