Would You Rather Be Superman or Hulk? (Read OP)

Between Superman and Hulk, who would you rather be in real life?

Conditions

If you pick Superman, you will have all of his Post-Crisis/New 52 powers and capabilities along with being able to use them as well as Superman himslef. You also have his handsome appearance and physique.

If you pick Hulk, you will be permanently stuck with his big, ugly, brutish appearance. No illusions, shapeshifting, altering your appearance, or anything along those lines. However, you will also wield Mjolnir, have the Power Cosmic and Speed Force, and be Sorcerer Supreme. You will be able to wield these powers as skillfully as Thor/Surfer/Wally/Strange.

??

Well with these rules Hulk easily

Hulk obviously. Surfer can shapeshift, so appearance doesn't matter.

Hulk in this instance. I could just use illusions and reality warping to hide my hideous body.

Superman his powers is enough for real life. Too be stuck with Hulk look is a no.

wow didn't rig the game in favor of the Marvel character at all I see (he said sarcastically).....even threw in a DC concept that Hulk wouldn't have access to.

still I'm going with Superman. why would you need anymore abilities than what post-crisis Supes has on a day to day basis?

"If you pick Hulk, you will be permanently stuck with his big, ugly, brutish appearance."

Meaning you cannot change your appearance, shapeshift, or anything along those lines either.

@ltbrd:

I asked a dozen other people before making this and not a single one wanted to be Hulk with given conditions. So...

Op said permanently stuck in hulk form so you assume whatever is making you stuck would block any change.

@mysticmedivh: @dernman: genjustu gg.

But really, Strange can make illusions, and Surfer has TP. I can make them think I'm something I'm not. Or use TP, to make me the new standard of beauty.

lol

Supes, it dosn't help much being so uber powerful in real life with no cosmic threats, not worth being stuck with Hulk's looks.

@revan2424:

Again, no illusions or TP to change your appearance or make others perceive you in a different way.

Superman by a landslide 100%

So I can't use a huge chunk of Strange's and the power cosmic's abilities? Laaaaaaame

@revan2424:

You can, but not in order to change your appearance.

So you can't create some special technology, like an image inducer to make yourself looking different.

Superman.

Hulk and it's not even close, i could just tp everyone and make them think i look like superman or something.

My appearance woudn't even matter, if i have matter manip, reality warping etc, i could fly around the universe looking for life without beeing afraid of black holes or supernovas.

@mysticmedivh: Superman then. Literally no reason to choose Hulk, you wont need those powers IRL. Superman will get my global domination plans started.

Superman, I carve out a giant butt on the moon. hehehe.

Goku

@revan2424:

No.

@superentity Can't alter your appearance or make it so that others perceive you differently. It is permanent.

Hulk, of course. I'd be nigh all powerful

Who woulnt want to be hulk in these conditions?? And as for not being able to turn back human, I'm sure he could find a way as sorceor supreme

Superman

Alright, I'll use Strange's tp to make people think Hulk is attractive. I in no way changed my appearance, I simplied made people believe My green, gruly, beastial appearance is as handsome as Superman. Within the rules stated.

Hulk.

Supes easily

@mysticmedivh: People don't know how to read. lol

Supermans powers are good enough. There is no use in having all the power of hulk if everyone thinks I'm a monster.

@havenless:

You can't do that either.

@dernman:

Unfortunately.

Superman's powers are more than satisfactory for every day life. And I'll glady take his looks and physique over Hulk's.

All that power I would get if I chose the hulk is very tempting. Especially since my plans for having a significant power set are nefarious.....nevertheless

Superman would be ideal I'd need a challenge-that much power makes what I would like to do too easy.

of course there is the possibility of attracting outside threats

Anyways- superman having the looks and the powers with the challenge of kryptonite seems more entertaining than possibly attracting some other worldly being(s) to keep me entertained.

Honestly i would choose super man just because of the feats he has in post crisis Plus at the end of time i get a green lantern ring so that's pretty rad too

Superman hands down.

I don't get the Hulk one....its not even Hulk...its hulk with OP abilites and gear. Why would I want them anyway.

Superman is already powerful enough so nothing in the real world can hurt me.

• Superman and its not even close.
• Why would anybody willingly want to struggle with uncontrollable rage and impulse control issues?

@mysticmedivh: I'll get plastic surgery.

Or create an entire new race of humans who think I'm sexy. Either way, there's no downside to option 2.

Superman is more than enough.

Too much power too much responsibility.

Honestly? Superman, 6'3 and handsome as hell apart from being the smartest guy on Earth is pretty hard to beat.

Superman

Superman.

Superman

Superman. That Hulk is too powerful and too ugly.

Superman.

And given that Superman: Unchained has shown that Superman hasn't fully developed all his electromagnetic based powers, it means with some study and practice you can do new tricks as well. :)

@thekinfing: Superman is the smartest guy on Earth? Based on what? Aside from that overrated "he is Kryptonian" thing. I highly doubt his feats are as impressive as Lex's or Ray's. Hell I doubt they are as impressive as Batman's.