Who's Paying for Superhero Damage?

Here is a well put together infographic from the guys at Salmon Assessors which provides ideas for paying for destruction in our cities caused by superhero battles. Read about the pros and cons of insurance, taxation, community service, international aid and superhero responsibility.

@wacko_from_waco

you should look into this for your endeavors

@eavesy: Taxpayers.

batman

@supermanthor: He does pay for Gotham’s damage.

In Marvel, Tony Stark and Doom as far as I know.

@paytience: Doom?! Isn’t his country broke?

@phisigmatau: Thanks!

Easy solution, build a wall and make those superheroes and villains pay for it. Some might say this is stupid since most of them fly and waste of tax payers money, which I would argue back, you hate america.

Second option, use an unstable person who can see to the future to arrest people before they commit a crime. Its probably a better idea to use it for stuff like alien invasion instead of arresting small time criminals, but that what a communist spy would say.

Third option, have god by your side who has his penis out and happens to be blue, I heard it work well in Watchmen.

Fourth option, build a wall around planet earth and make all those aliens pay for it god damn it. They not sending their best, they are villains and lunatics who wear their underwear on the outside.

Fifth option, give everyone superpowers, all the cosmic rays, magic, gamma-ray, radioactive spiders etc. As we all know, a good guy with superpowers is what we need to stop a other bad guy with superpowers. No background info either or regulation, because we are not communist Russia god damn it. Give it to the kids also, I do not see anything wrong with that. My superpower would be the ability to use the restroom anywhere with what going out of my body teleporting to a person committing a heinous crime. Save me on toilet paper and giving a terrible person a shitty day.

This is interesting.

I know Superman fixes damaged buildings, structures, moons and etc.

@emperorb777: Really, can you give me an example? That actually sounds interesting.

in marvel the shield can be considered as one

In marvel,stark, BP, government, shield

MAKE EARTH GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!

@mister_surreal: Superman repaired the moon piece by piece in Justice League #9. In his early years he was shown to help rebuild a couple residents in Action Comics, don't remember issue number. Superman isn't rich so he will take the time to rebuild things and if I recall, Flash also will rebuild things.

@emperorb777: Thanks.

Surprisingly, I think there was going to be a DC show about some agency dealing with a problem like this.

Flash rebuilt a city while talking to someone once.

There might be other heroes too.

What do you think the government will do when there is a major threat. Call the NYPD.

It's like this, either the heroes stop it with some collateral damage or the threat causes significantly more damage to the Earth.

Yep, yep.