Who would you rather have as a DADA professor in Hogwarts: John Constantine or Zatanna Zatara?

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John any day. Matt Ryan's voice is like music to my ears

John is ideal for this job.

John would be a terrible professor. He would literally smoke in class, be a dick to students, and probably get them killed.

Zatanna is much more teacher-material based on her personality.

Z.

Her mastery of the mystic arts is by far superior, as is her overall power. John mostly bluffs his way out of impossible situations and that won't bode well when he doesn't have just his own skin, but hundreds of students to look after.

Zantana

Zatanna. Because... reasons.

Raven.

Zatanna.

Zatanna

Zatanna. Because... reasons.

Zatanna easily. John is too self-centred to be a teacher and doesn't really practice physical magic.

Zatanna, i think she would be a great teacher.

Zatanna cause... Boobs

John

john

i would fail zatanna's class because well u know

Z because... you know why

Zatanna

That's par for the course with HW.

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I feel like John would prepare me more and would give a better grip on how to fight the dark arts

But also, Zatanna? As a teacher? Dayum, that's bingo right there

Zatanna if she wears the fishnets

Different things work for different people Zatana seems to me like a traditional approach teacher which wouldn’t work for me- I need the hectic disorganized prick that is Constantine that’s what would make me better I feel

Neither of them are very good magicians, both of them have bloodline talents to magic. Neither of them would be great teachers, but if I had to choose one I would rather go with Constantine, he could at least teach me how to think outside the box.

I would much rather go with Dr. Fate for the teaching.

John Constantine's bloodline(The Laughing Magicians) literally has the power to turn luck to their side, that is how he escapes a lot of the trouble he gets into.

Sorry, I'm missing what's wrong with that?

Zatanna. She will actually teach.

I believe I would learn more practical magic from John, but Zatanna would be easier on the eyes and be a more attentive teacher. I chose John because the world outside the classroom is can be harsh and unforgiving. Better to be prepared for the worst.