Who is more wanked : MCU Thor vs DCEU Superman

Who will be wanked

Both have been wanked horribly but most of the time, Thor.

Superman. Only Prime Thor gets wanked, whereas all versions of DCEU Supes gets wanked

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What exactly is this supposed to achieve, besides baiting some butthurt fanboys?

wasted of space thread.

Superman

Thor is more wanked when people somehow think he’s stronger than Thanos.

Both are extremely wanked, but Superman more on account of his greater popularity. Maybe.

Thor, by feats he is weaker in everything compared to Superman and people use his ring feat outlier or hyperbole to be above someone who can shift tectonic plates and destroy terraforming machines while being weakened.

Tectonic plates feat is extremely vague and we never even saw him do it. It's kind of hypocritical to call out "outlier" and "hyperbole" for Thor if Superman gets a feat like that lol

Thor is also hotter than Superman so it would be easier to literally wank off to him.

@lilbroomstick: It's more legit than Thor's ring or star feat.

This^

"Thor is hotter."

Mhm. I guess we have some chubby chasers in the thread...

@odimm said:

"Thor is hotter."

Mhm. I guess we have some chubby chasers in the thread...

Just accept Thor is a Chad. The man of steel is just a beta...

@lilbroomstick: Haha, maybe once upon time but he let himself go pretty bad.

Thor

Literally this.

You got a point there. His prime though

Superman on the other hand stays "faster than a speeding bullet"

@lilbroomstick: Superman has hotter fangirls though.

All Thor pulls is Jane and high school girls.

@odimm: He could've pulled Sif if he wanted too.

I'll answer this for everyone; whoever you dislike more as a character will end up being the one that is coincidentially wanked more.

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@joker567892: Yeah he probably could've lol, I was hoping to see her Ragnarok idk what happened to her.

Thor , not even close

Thor, it's gotten really bad lately.

Both

Thor, not even close.

Star Level when he's barely city level, that's like 1 trillion to 1 of a wank.

Based on what? Superman has defeated much better foes

Didn't I just say Thor is more wanked? It's just that Superman has also been horribly wanked from people who highball his speed, believe he can shift tectonic plates even though it was only because of an out-of-context newspaper title, or sometimes, even wanking him to planetary thanks to a statement from Batman.

@takenstew22: Superman has defeated Darkseid. That is enough to put Superman over Thor.

1. We're using Live Action versions, not comic.

2. Darkseid is a jobber.

Thor. The most ridiculous wank I've heard is that that he can stomp Post-Crisis Black Adam, Wonder Woman and give PC/Rebirth Superman a hard fight.

... Because mUh sTaR lEvEl, mUh rInGs fEaTzZ, mUh lIgHtNiNg cLoAk

Superman, only Thor being wanked is Thor 1 Thor. Rest are pretty much accurately rated.

Thor is probably the only Superhero in MCU/DCEU that can bust a planet..

Thor. And i blame the russos and their piss-poor power-level consistency for that. It's their fault, if u all think about it.

Superman in my experience

@odimm:

Natalie Portman>Amy Adams

OT: Thor by far.

MuH sTaR fEaT!!!!!!

@war_of_light_2814: lol my thoughts exactly

Superman lol. Some people think 300tk Nuke > Thor's star feat.

Thor obviously, people like to claim that thor tanked a neutron star despite onscreen showings of him being burned to a crisp and would have died had groot failed to complete the creation of stormbreaker, sorry but thats not tanking at all and lets not mention the nedavir strength that was an obvious outlier (thanks to the russos breaking consistency that has been normally shown) considering thor has never shown such greats strengths like that before throughout phase 1, 2 and 3 until infinity war.

Superman for consistency

Thor for absurdity

Both!

Thor beats him in this one.