Gotta be Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark. Rich, technological and handsome (feels so wrong saying that). Bound to have a lot of hot woman! And for the ladies a lot of hot...wait, plan forming...ask them not to bring any other male besides you..then it's you and free picking of gorgeous woman!!! UP TOP!!!
How does the the Hulk even throw up? He's almost immortal... almost...
Asgardians are supposed to have Valhalla when they die, but I guess that's really just weird since everyone practically has died once or twice. However, that's in the future and doesn't count. Didn't the Asgardian's invent whiskey and bear? Probably so.
Bruce Wayne throws the best party on the planet due to his wealth. He's a billionaire, Tony Stark is a millionaire. So his parties are second rate.
The best party is when every hero just hangs out with one another. Ultimate party!
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The best party for the true party animal is the one that takes place on a venue that can move through the time zones and keep ringing in the New Year over twenty times that evening. No matter how posh a billionaire's party, it can't really get started in the light of day, has only one real high point, and starts to get lame the closer you get to dawn... a 20 plus hour globe-trotting time-traveling party would be beyond the average party-goer; if the Hulk can get blitzed in a 5 hour affair, what about four times that?
Who could host that though? Stark doesn't have access to a Helicarrier anymore, Rogers would never allow it and dodging anti-aircraft flak over hostile air space would be murder on any champagne towers, Asteroid M is soaking in the Bay and Ship is in the hands of Apocalypse (who's more about terminal endings than new beginnings, bummer)... the GLs would be awesome designated drivers but the relentless emerald color scheme might be a bit much (though taking the GLs out of the drinking pool might not be such a bad thing depending on what you think about their personalities).
For the 20+ hour perpetual ultimate New Years party, the best party hub has to be the JLA Watchtower. Brilliantly easy commute- League teleporters- means anyone and everyone can attend and not worry about designated driving. The venue is mobile so you can have that genuine 20+ hour party in a perfect starry night without light pollution, staying on the sexy darkside of the planet Earth throughout the evening. The Watchtower has long accommodated tourists and visitors, so it's not sterile and unfriendly- having gardens, galleys, and galleries... not to mention a spectacular view of the planet and the galaxy... you're in bloody space!
As for who should be in attendance... that's tough. The Marvel Universe is peppered with covert operative teams and psychics making the party an uncomfortable mix of people unwilling to drop their guards for fear of letting loose an Illuminati conspiracy, an X-Force objective, or Secret Avenger task. So you have people milling about on eggshells unwilling to cut loose, having polite superficial conversations, and spending the night wondering if they're going to have to mind-wipe their friends before the night is done. Those folks might have a better time at the Time in a Bottle (Knight and Squire #1)... for the DC elite, my Superman's fourth glass of milk or sparkling cider it loses some of its charm, likewise Batman's refusal to get blitzed. Wonder Woman and Flash find themselves more or less unable to get drunk (immunities and metabolism in play) and the GLs... well, hopefully, "One punch!" doesn't become a theme for their evening.
Drunken stupors aside, however, the comparative lack of secrecy and the amount of reunions in play would make the Leaguers a happier holiday... Bruce and Barry haven't properly made the rounds, Wonder Woman would be debuting all over again, Clark skipped from New Krypton to Grounded so here's a chance to reconnect, etc... all in all, the time for reconnecting and renewal seems better with the League (barring a few frustrating attempts at mentioning Max Lord)... and for those who can't handle the 20+ hour party, they're welcome to check in and out according to their local timezone.
20+ hour legit evening venue in space, no need for designated drivers, casual check-in/out, warmer reunion atmosphere, the ultimate beer-runner Flash, ultimate DJ J'onn (imagine what a spin master could do with six arms and music-taste telepathy), ultimate bankroll with Bruce, and fewer drunk jerks than at a typical shindig!
Honestly, I'd party with the Skrulls. They have an entire planet that's basically dedicated to Capone-era cosplaying. You wanna ring in the New Year at a speakeasy or Roman orgy? They can make it happen. Just make sure you drink enough so that you don't think about the fact that the person you're making out with at midnight is really green and kinda looks like the bat from Ferngully.
I thought this was about which comic characters had the best sales or rise in popularity or something, I was going to use this picture to show how these characters who were once D-listers are now (some) are very popular and on the Avengers and stuff:
Marvel - Definitely the X-men but only at the mansion I don't think a party at Utopia would be much fun.
DC - I would say Teen Titans but there is probably no alcohol allowed in the big 'T' so I would hang out with the Rogues! They hate the Flash, I hate the Flash there is no way that we would not get along :) all are welcomed but no speedster's, for their own safety of course
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