Which Live-Action Character Could Convince Patrick That's His Wallet?

In case you don't know what I'm talking about:

Who in live action could do what Man-Ray failed to, convince Patrick the wallet dropped on the ground is truly his?

• No telepathy or mind control.
• No abstract or cosmic tier beings.
• They cannot simply force Patrick to take the Wallet, he must openly admit that it is his and cede the argument.
• No violence of any kind can be used to force him.

Who can do it?

Felicity Smoak.

Iris West.

You are talking about TV Versions, right?

@krleavenger: Yeh.

Purple Man (without his powers)

Captain Kirk

@thelastdragonborn: @arkbound: Elaborate.

But it's not his wallet

Cisco. He could create a device that would make Patrick admit its his wallet.

CW Flash post pep talk could as well. But that may be breaking the cosmic level beings rule.

That counts as mind control.

None. Patrick is way too stupid for anyone to make him see things straight.

It'd has to be a hot girl like Mindy from the 1st Spongebob Movie. Patrick would pretty much do anything for her at that point.

Bump

tbh I'd love to see MCU Turk Barrett and Patrick interact.

Squirrel Girl, off panel

There's not a single character in fiction that could do it.

Zack Morris

Jack McCoy

Fresh Prince

Angelues from Buffy

Cole Turner

Morpheus

LMAO